Whats's your favorite flavor text

[bigdogdch]

Please put the name of the card, what it does (if not too long) and the flavor text

[bigdogdch]

Hex:  Destroy six target creatures.

"When killing five just isn't enough"

[bigdogdch]

Insurrection: 

Untap all creatures and gain control of them until end of turn. They gain haste until end of turn.

 Flavor Text:  "Maybe they wanted to be on the winning side for once."

—Matoc, lavamancer

[zohzik]

All Is Dust:

Each player sacrifices all colored permanents he or she controls.

"The emergence of the Eldrazi isn't necessarily a bad thing, as long as you've already lived a fulfilling and complete life without regrets."

[WWolfe]

Ramirez DePietro's always makes me laugh for some reason...

"Ramirez DePietro is a most flamboyant pirate. Be careful not to believe his tall tales, especially when you ask his age."

[brayis2002]

Black Knight.

Battle doesn't need a purpose; the battle is it's own purpose. You don't ask why a plague spreads or a field burns. Don't ask why I fight.

[Venser75]

Hunted Dragon:

The knights see a mighty quarry. The dragon sees breakfast, lunch and dinner.

[bigdogdch]

Black Knight.

Battle doesn't need a purpose; the battle is it's own purpose. You don't ask why a plague spreads or a field burns. Don't ask why I fight.

How did I forget about that one

[blooddark45]

Launch Party:
As an additional cost to cast Launch Party, sacrifice a creature.

Destroy target creature. Its controller loses 2 life.

Life's too short to not do the things you love.

[AeroSigma]

So many good ones, poetic, insightful, cavalier... but for now, blunt:

Reparations

"Sorry I burned down your village. Here's some gold."

[theGoldmane]

Traumatize
"He was left with just enough memory to understand what he had lost"

[Stego111]

Blightcaster

Whenever you cast an enchantment spell, target creature gets -2/-2 until end of turn.

"Your flesh is unprepared for my gifts."

[aaron1085]

raging goblin

1/1 haste

"he raged at the world, at his family, at his life, but mostly he just raged"