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{3}{G}{U}
Ambassador Blorpityblorpboop
Legendary Creature - Alien Advisor Guest
When Ambassador Blorpityblorpboop enters the battlefield, you get {TK}{TK}{TK}, then you may put a sticker on a nonland permanent you own.

At the beginning of each combat, you may have Ambassador Blorpityblorpboop's base power become equal to the total power of all stickers on permanents you control and its base toughness become equal to those stickers' total toughness.
3 / 3
{3}{U}
Baaallerina
Creature - Sheep Performer
Flying

When Baaallerina enters the battlefield, you may put a name sticker on a nonland permanent you own.

{2}{U}: Another target creature with a name sticker on it gains flying until end of turn.
3 / 3
{U}
Bamboozling Beeble
Creature - Beeble
Protection from Robots

{1}, {T}: The next time target player would roll one or more dice this turn, instead they roll that many dice plus one and you choose one of those rolls to ignore.
1 / 1
{2}{U}
Bioluminary
Creature - Merfolk Performer
Whenever Bioluminary deals combat damage to a player, you get {TK}{TK}, then you may put a sticker on a nonland permanent you own.
1 / 3
{G}
Blorbian Buddy
Creature - Alien Guest
Trample

{G}, {T}: You get {TK} (a ticket counter).
1 / 1
{1}{U}
Boing!
Instant
Return target creature to its owner's hand, then roll a six-sided die. If the result is 3 or less, scry a number of cards equal to the result.
--
Breeding Pool
Land - Forest Island
({T}: Add {G} or {U}.)

As Breeding Pool enters the battlefield, you may pay 2 life. If you don't, it enters the battlefield tapped.
{5}
Celebr-8000
Artifact Creature - Clown Robot
At the beginning of combat on your turn, roll two six-sided dice. For each result of 1, Celebr-8000 gets +1/+1 until end of turn. For each other result, it gains the indicated ability until end of turn. If you rolled doubles, it also gains double strike until end of turn.

• 2 -- menace

• 3 -- vigilance

• 4 -- lifelink

• 5 -- flying

• 6 -- indestructible
3 / 3
{1}{G}
Chicken Troupe
Creature - Bird Performer
Ward {2} (Whenever this creature becomes the target of a spell or ability an opponent controls, counter it unless that player pays {2}.)

When Chicken Troupe enters the battlefield, you get {TK}, then you may put a sticker on a nonland permanent you own.
2 / 2
{2}{R}
Circuits Act
Sorcery
Roll three six-sided dice. For each different result, create a 1/1 white Clown Robot artifact creature token.
{3}{G}
Clandestine Chameleon
Creature - Lizard Guest
When Clandestine Chameleon enters the battlefield, you get {TK}{TK}, then you may put a sticker on a nonland permanent you own.

Clandestine Chameleon has all abilities of ability stickers on other permanents you own and cards in your graveyard.
4 / 3
{X}
Clown Car
Artifact - Vehicle
When Clown Car enters the battlefield, roll X six-sided dice. For each odd result, create a 1/1 white Clown Robot artifact creature token. For each even result, put a +1/+1 counter on Clown Car.

Crew 2
1 / 1
{2}{G}
Coming Attraction
Sorcery
Search your library for a basic land card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle. Open an Attraction. (Put the top card of your Attraction deck onto the battlefield.)
{1}{U}
Command Performance
Sorcery
Choose two --

• Open an Attraction. (Put the top card of your Attraction deck onto the battlefield.)

• Roll to visit your Attractions.

• You get {TK}{TK}.

• You may put a sticker on a nonland permanent you own.
{2}{U}{U}
Common Courtesy
Enchantment
Whenever a player casts a spell without asking your permission while casting it, counter that spell.

When a player asks you permission to cast a spell and you refuse, counter that spell and sacrifice Common Courtesy.
{4}{U}
Croakid Amphibonaut
Creature - Frog Guest
Croakid Amphibonaut has flying as long as you control a stickered permanent.
4 / 3
{2}{G}
Done for the Day
Enchantment
At the beginning of your end step, if you control an Employee, a Performer, or a Robot, you may get {TK} or create a Treasure token. If you control all three, you may put a sticker on a nonland permanent you own.
{4}{R}
Double Deal
Sorcery
Choose another player. Double Deal deals 3 damage to that player. At the beginning of the first upkeep in your next game with that player, Double Deal deals 3 damage to the player.
{3}{G}{G}
Double Play
Sorcery
Choose another player. Search your library for a basic land card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle. At the beginning of the first upkeep in your next game with that player, search your library for a basic land card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle.
{3}{U}{U}
Double Take
Instant
Choose another player. You draw two cards. At the beginning of the first upkeep in your next game with that player, you draw two cards.
{1}{R}
Eelectrocute
Instant
Eelectrocute deals 2 damage to any target.

You may cast Eelectrocute from your graveyard as long as you've rolled a 6 this turn. If you cast Eelectrocute this way and it would be put into your graveyard, exile it instead.
{1}{G}
Fight the _____ Fight
Enchantment - Aura
Enchant creature you control

When this Aura enters the battlefield, you may put a name sticker on it. When you do, enchanted creature fights up to one target creature you don't control.

Enchanted creature gets +0/+2 for each name sticker on this Aura with eight or more letters.
{2}{G}
Finishing Move
Sorcery
You get {TK}{TK}, then you may put a sticker on a nonland permanent you own. Target creature you control deals damage equal to its power to target creature you don't control.
--
Forest
Basic Land - Forest
({T}: Add {G}.)
--
Forest
Basic Land - Forest
({T}: Add {G}.)
--
Forest
Basic Land - Forest
({T}: Add {G}.)
--
Forest
Basic Land - Forest
({T}: Add {G}.)
--
Forest
Basic Land - Forest
({T}: Add {G}.)
--
Forest
Basic Land - Forest
({T}: Add {G}.)
--
Forest
Basic Land - Forest
({T}: Add {G}.)
--
Forest
Basic Land - Forest
({T}: Add {G}.)
--
Forest
Basic Land - Forest
({T}: Add {G}.)
--
Forest
Basic Land - Forest
({T}: Add {G}.)
--
Forest
Basic Land - Forest
({T}: Add {G}.)
--
Forest
Basic Land - Forest
({T}: Add {G}.)
--
Forest
Basic Land - Forest
({T}: Add {G}.)
{2}{U}
Glitterflitter
Creature - Faerie Performer
Flying

When Glitterflitter enters the battlefield, you get {TK}, then you may put a sticker on a nonland permanent you own.
2 / 2
{1}{R}
Goblin Airbrusher
Creature - Goblin Employee
Whenever you place a sticker, create a Treasure token. If it's an art sticker, instead create two Treasure tokens. (They're artifacts with "{T}, Sacrifice this artifact: Add one mana of any color.")
2 / 1
{R}
Goblin Tutor
Instant
Roll a six-sided die. If you roll a 1, Goblin Tutor has no effect. Otherwise, search your library for the indicated card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle.

2 -- A card named Goblin Tutor

3 -- An enchantment

4 -- An artifact

5 -- A creature

6 -- An instant or sorcery
{3}{G}
Grabby Tabby
Creature - Cat Guest
Grabby Tabby has vigilance as long as you control a stickered permanent.
4 / 3
--
Island
Basic Land - Island
({T}: Add {U}.)
--
Island
Basic Land - Island
({T}: Add {U}.)
--
Island
Basic Land - Island
({T}: Add {U}.)
--
Island
Basic Land - Island
({T}: Add {U}.)
--
Island
Basic Land - Island
({T}: Add {U}.)
--
Island
Basic Land - Island
({T}: Add {U}.)
--
Island
Basic Land - Island
({T}: Add {U}.)
--
Island
Basic Land - Island
({T}: Add {U}.)
--
Island
Basic Land - Island
({T}: Add {U}.)
--
Island
Basic Land - Island
({T}: Add {U}.)
--
Island
Basic Land - Island
({T}: Add {U}.)
--
Island
Basic Land - Island
({T}: Add {U}.)
--
Island
Basic Land - Island
({T}: Add {U}.)
{2}{U}{U}
Johnny, Combo Player
Legendary Creature - Human Gamer
{4}: Search your library for a card, put that card into your hand, then shuffle.
1 / 1
{1}{G}
Lineprancers
Creature - Centaur Performer
When Lineprancers enters the battlefield, you get {TK}{TK}, then you may put a power and toughness sticker on a creature you own.

{3}{G}: Target creature you don't control blocks target creature you control with a power and toughness sticker on it other than Lineprancers this turn if able.
2 / 2
{2}{U}
Make a _____ Splash
Enchantment
Flash

When this enchantment enters the battlefield, you may put a name sticker on it.

Whenever you put a sticker on this enchantment, tap up to X target creatures, where X is the number of u's in name stickers on this enchantment.
{1}{R}
Minotaur de Force
Creature - Minotaur Performer
Haste

When Minotaur de Force enters the battlefield, you get {TK}, then you may put a sticker on a nonland permanent you own.
2 / 1
{3}{U}
Motion Sickness
Enchantment - Aura
Enchant creature

When Motion Sickness enters the battlefield, tap enchanted creature.

Enchanted creature doesn't untap during its controller's untap step.

Whenever you visit an Attraction, you may attach Motion Sickness to target tapped creature.
--
Mountain
Basic Land - Mountain
({T}: Add {R}.)
--
Mountain
Basic Land - Mountain
({T}: Add {R}.)
--
Mountain
Basic Land - Mountain
({T}: Add {R}.)
--
Mountain
Basic Land - Mountain
({T}: Add {R}.)
--
Mountain
Basic Land - Mountain
({T}: Add {R}.)
--
Mountain
Basic Land - Mountain
({T}: Add {R}.)
--
Mountain
Basic Land - Mountain
({T}: Add {R}.)
--
Mountain
Basic Land - Mountain
({T}: Add {R}.)
--
Mountain
Basic Land - Mountain
({T}: Add {R}.)
--
Mountain
Basic Land - Mountain
({T}: Add {R}.)
--
Mountain
Basic Land - Mountain
({T}: Add {R}.)
--
Mountain
Basic Land - Mountain
({T}: Add {R}.)
--
Mountain
Basic Land - Mountain
({T}: Add {R}.)
{2}{R}
Non-Human Cannonball
Artifact Creature - Clown Robot
When Non-Human Cannonball dies, roll a six-sided die. If the result is 4 or less, Non-Human Cannonball deals that much damage to you.
4 / 3
{1}{R}
One-Clown Band
Artifact Creature - Clown Robot Bard
{2}{R}: Target Robot gets +2/+0 until end of turn.
1 / 3
{3}{G}{G}
Pair o' Dice Lost
Instant
Roll two six-sided dice. Return any number of cards with total mana value X or less from your graveyard to your hand, where X is the total of those results. Exile Pair o' Dice Lost.
{1}{U}
Prize Wall
Creature - Wall
Defender

{U}, {T}: You get {TK}.

{4}{U}, {T}: You may put a sticker on a nonland permanent you own. Activate only as a sorcery.
0 / 4
{2}{R}
Proficient Pyrodancer
Creature - Human Performer
When Proficient Pyrodancer enters the battlefield, you may put an art sticker on a nonland permanent you own.

{2}{R}: Another target creature with an art sticker on it gets +2/+0 and gains menace until end of turn.
2 / 3
{U}
Psychic Network
Enchantment
Each player plays with the top card of their library held against their forehead, revealed to each other player.
{R}
Ricochet
Enchantment
Whenever a player casts a spell that targets a single player, each player rolls a six-sided die. Change the target of that spell to the player with the lowest result. Reroll to break ties, if necessary.
{2}{U}{R}
Roxi, Publicist to the Stars
Legendary Creature - Human Employee
Flying

Roxi, Publicist to the Stars's power is equal to the number of permanents you control with an art sticker plus the number of cards in your graveyard with an art sticker.

When Roxi enters the battlefield, distribute up to two art stickers among one or two nonland permanents you own.
* / 4
{1}{R}
Slight Malfunction
Sorcery
Choose one --

• Destroy target artifact.

• Roll a six-sided die. When you do, Slight Malfunction deals 1 damage to each of up to X target creatures, where X is the result.
{U}{U}
Sorry
Enchantment
Before any player casts a spell with the same name as a card in any graveyard, that player may say "sorry." If they don't, any other player may say "sorry" as the spell is being cast. When another player says "sorry" this way, counter the spell.

Whenever a player says "sorry" at any other time, Sorry deals 2 damage to that player.
{3}{G}{G}
Stiltstrider
Creature - Rhino Performer
Reach

When Stiltstrider enters the battlefield, you get {TK}{TK}, then you may put a sticker on a nonland permanent you own.
5 / 4
{1}{R}
Strategy, Schmategy
Sorcery
Roll a six-sided die. Strategy, Schmategy has the indicated effect.

1 -- Do nothing.

2 -- Destroy all artifacts.

3 -- Destroy all lands.

4 -- Strategy, Schmategy deals 3 damage to each creature and each player.

5 -- Each player discards their hand and draws seven cards.

6 -- Repeat this process two more times.
{X}{Y}{Z}{R}{R}
The Ultimate Nightmare of Wizards of the Coast® Customer Service
Sorcery
The Ultimate Nightmare of Wizards of the Coast® Customer Service deals X damage to each of Y target creatures and Z target players or planeswalkers.
{3}
Ticket Turbotubes
Artifact
{T}: Add one mana of any color.

{3}, {T}: You get {TK} (a ticket counter).
{3}
Ticketomaton
Artifact Creature - Robot
When Ticketomaton enters the battlefield, you get {TK}, then you may put a sticker on a nonland permanent you own.
2 / 2
{2}{G}{G}
Timmy, Power Gamer
Legendary Creature - Human Gamer
{4}: You may put a creature card from your hand onto the battlefield.
1 / 1
{1}{U}
Unlawful Entry
Instant
Target creature gets +1/+0 and gains flying until end of turn.

Whenever you put an art sticker on a creature, you may return Unlawful Entry from your graveyard to your hand.
{6}
Urza's Science Fair Project
Artifact Creature - Construct
{2}: Roll a six-sided die. Urza's Science Fair Project gets the indicated result.

1 -- It gets -2/-2 until end of turn.

2 -- Prevent all combat damage it would deal this turn.

3 -- It gains vigilance until end of turn.

4 -- It gains first strike until end of turn.

5 -- It gains flying until end of turn.

6 -- It gets +2/+2 until end of turn.
4 / 4
{3}{U}
Vedalken Squirrel-Whacker
Creature - Vedalken Guest
As Vedalken Squirrel-Whacker enters the battlefield, roll a six-sided die twice. Its base power becomes the first result and its base toughness becomes the second result.

If you would roll one or more six-sided dice, instead roll them and you may exchange one result with Vedalken Squirrel-Whacker's base power or base toughness.
* / *
{2}{G}
Vegetation Abomination
Artifact Creature - Plant Mutant Food
Deathtouch

{T}, Sacrifice Vegetation Abomination: Roll a six-sided die. You gain life equal to the result.
2 / 2
{1}{U}
Wall of Fortune
Artifact Creature - Wall
Defender

You may tap an untapped Wall you control to have any player reroll a die that player rolled.
0 / 4
{R}
Wee Champion
Creature - Minotaur Child Guest
Whenever you place a sticker, Wee Champion gets +1/+1 until end of turn. If it's an art sticker, instead put a +1/+1 counter on Wee Champion.
0 / 1
{3}
Wicker Picker
Artifact Creature - Scarecrow Guest
Creature spells you cast have sticker kicker {1}. (You may pay an additional {1} as you cast a creature spell. If you do, you get {TK}, then you may put a sticker on it.)
2 / 3
{2}{U}{U}
Wizards of the _____
Creature - Human Wizard Performer
When this creature enters the battlefield, you may put a name sticker on it, then look at the top X cards of your library, where X is the number of unique vowels on that sticker. Put one of those cards into your hand and the rest on the bottom of your library in any order. (The vowels are A, E, I, O, U, and Y.)
3 / 1
{3}{R}
_____ Balls of Fire
Enchantment
When this enchantment enters the battlefield, you may put a name sticker on it.

Whenever you put a sticker on this enchantment, it deals damage equal to the number of o's in name stickers on this enchantment to any target.
{2}{R}
_____ Goblin
Creature - Goblin Guest
When this creature enters the battlefield, you may put a name sticker on it. Add {R} for each unique vowel on that sticker. (The vowels are A, E, I, O, U, and Y.)
2 / 2
{4}
_____ _____ Rocketship
Artifact - Vehicle
Flying

When this Vehicle enters the battlefield, you may put up to two name stickers on it.

Whenever this Vehicle attacks, choose a letter. This Vehicle gets +1/+1 until end of turn for each name sticker on it that begins with the chosen letter.

Crew 2
2 / 3
{1}{U}
_____ _____ _____ Trespasser
Creature - Human Rogue Guest
When this creature enters the battlefield, you may put a name sticker on it.

{3}{U}: This creature gets +1/+0 until end of turn for each name sticker on it. It can't be blocked this turn.
2 / 1
{4}{G}{G}
_____-o-saurus
Creature - Alien Dinosaur
Trample

When this creature enters the battlefield, you may put a name sticker on it. Put a +1/+1 counter on it for each unique vowel on that sticker. (The vowels are A, E, I, O, U, and Y.)
3 / 3

--
Ancestral Hot Dog Minotaur
Stickers
{TK}{TK} -- Afflict 2 (Whenever this creature becomes blocked, defending player loses 2 life.)

{TK}{TK}{TK} -- Flying

{TK}{TK} -- 1/4

{TK}{TK}{TK}{TK}{TK} -- 8/6
--
Carnival Elephant Meteor
Stickers
{TK}{TK} -- Sacrifice this permanent: Draw two cards.

{TK}{TK}{TK} -- Whenever this creature attacks, proliferate. (Choose any number of permanents and/or players, then give each another counter of each kind already there.)

{TK}{TK} -- 4/1

{TK}{TK}{TK}{TK}{TK} -- 8/7
--
Contortionist Otter Storm
Stickers
{TK}{TK} -- {T}: Target creature gains haste until end of turn.

{TK}{TK}{TK}{TK} -- Deathtouch, lifelink

{TK}{TK} -- 5/1

{TK}{TK}{TK} -- 3/5
--
Cool Fluffy Loxodon
Stickers
{TK}{TK} -- When this permanent leaves the battlefield, draw a card.

{TK}{TK}{TK}{TK}{TK} -- Whenever a creature enters the battlefield under your control, this permanent becomes a 13/13 Eldrazi creature in addition to its other types until end of turn.

{TK}{TK} -- 4/2

{TK}{TK}{TK}{TK} -- 5/6
--
Cursed Firebreathing Yogurt
Stickers
{TK}{TK} -- Prowess, prowess (Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, this creature gets +1/+1 until end of turn twice.)

{TK}{TK}{TK}{TK}{TK} -- {2}, {T}: This permanent deals 2 damage to any target.

{TK}{TK} -- 4/2

{TK}{TK}{TK}{TK} -- 4/8
--
Deep-Fried Plague Myr
Stickers
{TK}{TK} -- Whenever this creature attacks, scry 1.

{TK}{TK}{TK} -- Whenever this permanent leaves the battlefield, you may destroy target artifact or enchantment.

{TK}{TK}{TK} -- 4/5

{TK}{TK}{TK}{TK} -- 8/4
--
Demonic Tourist Laser
Stickers
{TK}{TK} -- Outlast {1} ({1}, {T}: Put a +1/+1 counter on this creature. Outlast only as a sorcery.)

{TK}{TK}{TK} -- When this permanent dies, you get seven {TK}.

{TK}{TK} -- 1/4

{TK}{TK}{TK}{TK}{TK} -- 9/6
--
Eldrazi Guacamole Tightrope
Stickers
{TK}{TK} -- Haste

{TK}{TK}{TK}{TK}{TK} -- You may cast this card from your graveyard by paying 2 life in addition to paying its other costs.

{TK}{TK} -- 1/4

{TK}{TK}{TK} -- 5/3
--
Elemental Time Flamingo
Stickers
{TK}{TK} -- Exile this permanent: You may cast target nonland card from your graveyard this turn.

{TK}{TK}{TK}{TK} -- Whenever a creature you control dies, each opponent loses 1 life and you gain 1 life.

{TK}{TK} -- 1/5

{TK}{TK}{TK} -- 5/4
--
Eternal Acrobat Toast
Stickers
{TK}{TK} -- Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, exile target creature you control, then return it to the battlefield under it owner's control.

{TK}{TK}{TK} -- {T}: Untap another target permanent.

{TK}{TK}{TK} -- 4/4

{TK}{TK}{TK}{TK}{TK} -- 7/8
--
Familiar Beeble Mascot
Stickers
{TK}{TK} -- Whenever this creature attacks, untap target permanent.

{TK}{TK}{TK}{TK} -- Whenever a creature enters the battlefield under your control, creatures you control get +1/+1 until end of turn.

{TK}{TK} -- 2/3

{TK}{TK}{TK} -- 5/3
--
Geek Lotus Warrior
Stickers
{TK}{TK} -- {2}: This creature gets +2/+0 until end of turn.

{TK}{TK}{TK}{TK} -- Whenever a creature enters the battlefield under your control, this permanent deals 2 damage to target player.

{TK}{TK} -- 4/1

{TK}{TK}{TK} -- 3/6
--
Giant Mana Cake
Stickers
{TK}{TK} -- When this permanent leaves the battlefield, create two Food tokens. (They're artifacts with "{2}, {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: You gain 3 life.")

{TK}{TK}{TK}{TK} -- When this permanent dies, destroy target nonland permanent.

{TK}{TK} -- 3/3

{TK}{TK}{TK} -- 6/2
--
Goblin Coward Parade
Stickers
{TK}{TK} -- Mentor (Whenever this creature attacks, put a +1/+1 counter on target attacking creature with lesser power.)

{TK}{TK}{TK} -- When this permanent leaves the battlefield, you may destroy target creature with power 4 or greater.

{TK}{TK} -- 2/3

{TK}{TK}{TK}{TK} -- 8/4
--
Happy Dead Squirrel
Stickers
{TK}{TK} -- {T}: Add {C}{C}. Spend this mana only to cast noncreature spells.

{TK}{TK}{TK} -- Infect (This permanent deals damage to creatures in the form of -1/-1 counters and to players in the form of poison counters.)

{TK}{TK} -- 3/2

{TK}{TK}{TK}{TK} -- 4/7
--
Jetpack Death Seltzer
Stickers
{TK}{TK} -- Trample

{TK}{TK}{TK} -- {3}: Monstrosity 3. (If this creature isn't monstrous, put three +1/+1 counters on it and it becomes monstrous.)

{TK}{TK}{TK} -- 2/7

{TK}{TK}{TK}{TK} -- 6/5
--
Misunderstood Trapeze Elf
Stickers
{TK}{TK} -- Whenever you cast a spell, this creature gets +X/+X until end of turn, where X is the amount of generic mana in that spell's mana cost.

{TK}{TK}{TK} -- Hexproof

{TK}{TK} -- 4/2

{TK}{TK}{TK}{TK} -- 6/6
--
Mystic Doom Sandwich
Stickers
{TK}{TK} -- Lifelink

{TK}{TK}{TK} -- This creature must be blocked if able. Whenever this creature becomes blocked, it gets +1/+1 until end of turn for each creature blocking it.

{TK}{TK} -- 1/4

{TK}{TK}{TK}{TK}{TK} -- 6/8
--
Narrow-Minded Baloney Fireworks
Stickers
{TK}{TK} -- Whenever this creature attacks, you gain 2 life.

{TK}{TK}{TK} -- Vigilance, reach

{TK}{TK} -- 2/4

{TK}{TK}{TK}{TK}{TK} -- 7/7
--
Night Brushwagg Ringmaster
Stickers
{TK}{TK} -- Menace

{TK}{TK}{TK} -- Persist (When this permanent dies, if it had no -1/-1 counters on it, return it to the battlefield under its owner's control with a -1/-1 counter on it.)

{TK}{TK} -- 2/3

{TK}{TK}{TK}{TK}{TK}{TK} -- 10/10
--
Notorious Sliver War
Stickers
{TK}{TK} -- {5}: Creatures you control get +1/+1 until end of turn.

{TK}{TK}{TK} -- Protection from creatures with two or more creature types

{TK}{TK} -- 3/3

{TK}{TK}{TK}{TK}{TK} -- 9/6
--
Phyrexian Midway Bamboozle
Stickers
{TK}{TK} -- Whenever this creature attacks, you get {TK}.

{TK}{TK}{TK} -- Undying (When this creature dies, if it had no +1/+1 counters on it, return it to the battlefield under its owner's control with a +1/+1 counter on it.)

{TK}{TK} -- 4/2

{TK}{TK}{TK}{TK}{TK} -- 6/9
--
Playable Delusionary Hydra
Stickers
{TK}{TK} -- {T}: Draw a card, then discard a card.

{TK}{TK}{TK}{TK} -- Whenever this creature attacks, you gain 3 life and draw a card.

{TK}{TK} -- 1/5

{TK}{TK}{TK} -- 4/4
--
Primal Elder Kitty
Stickers
{TK}{TK} -- {1}: This creature gets +1/-1 until end of turn.

{TK}{TK}{TK} -- When this creature dies, you may put X +1/+1 counters on target creature, where X is this creature's power.

{TK}{TK} -- 5/1

{TK}{TK}{TK}{TK} -- 4/7
--
Sassy Gremlin Blood
Stickers
{TK}{TK} -- Whenever this creature attacks, create a Treasure token.

{TK}{TK}{TK}{TK}{TK} -- {3}: Target creature gains flying until end of turn.

{TK}{TK} -- 3/2

{TK}{TK}{TK}{TK}{TK}{TK} -- 10/10
--
Slimy Burrito Illusion
Stickers
{TK}{TK} -- Bushido 2 (Whenever this creature blocks or becomes blocked, it gets +2/+2 until end of turn.)

{TK}{TK}{TK} -- Double strike

{TK}{TK} -- 2/4

{TK}{TK}{TK}{TK} -- 5/6
--
Snazzy Aether Homunculus
Stickers
{TK}{TK} -- {1}: Target creature gains all creature types until end of turn.

{TK}{TK}{TK} -- Magecraft -- Whenever you cast or copy an instant or sorcery spell, draw a card.

{TK}{TK} -- 2/4

{TK}{TK}{TK}{TK}{TK} -- 8/7
--
Space Fungus Snickerdoodle
Stickers
{TK}{TK} -- Skulk (This creature can't be blocked by creatures with greater power.)

{TK}{TK}{TK} -- Battle cry (Whenever this creature attacks, each other attacking creature gets +1/+0 until end of turn.)

{TK}{TK} -- 3/2

{TK}{TK}{TK}{TK}{TK} -- 6/8
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Spooky Clown Mox
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{TK}{TK} -- Vigilance

{TK}{TK}{TK}{TK} -- {1}, {T}: Tap target creature.

{TK}{TK} -- 1/5

{TK}{TK}{TK} -- 5/4
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Squid Fire Knight
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{TK}{TK} -- {T}: The next time target player would roll one or more dice this turn, instead they roll that many dice plus one, then you choose one of those rolls to ignore.

{TK}{TK}{TK} -- Protection from odd mana values

{TK}{TK} -- 4/1

{TK}{TK}{TK}{TK} -- 6/6
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Squishy Sphinx Ninja
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{TK}{TK} -- Ward {2} (Whenever this creature becomes the target of a spell or ability an opponent controls, counter it unless that player pays {2}.)

{TK}{TK}{TK}{TK} -- Provoke (Whenever this creature attacks, you may have target creature defending player controls untap and block it if able.)

{TK}{TK}{TK} -- 5/3

{TK}{TK}{TK}{TK}{TK} -- 7/7
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Sticky Kavu Daredevil
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{TK}{TK} -- Whenever this permanent dies, you may return target creature to its owner's hand.

{TK}{TK}{TK}{TK} -- Whenever this creature attacks, creatures you control get +1/+1 until end of turn.

{TK}{TK} -- 3/3

{TK}{TK}{TK} -- 2/6
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Trained Blessed Mind
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{TK}{TK} -- {T}: Exile target card from a graveyard.

{TK}{TK}{TK} -- Threshold -- As long as seven or more cards are in your graveyard, this creature gets +4/+0 and has trample.

{TK}{TK} -- 4/2

{TK}{TK}{TK}{TK}{TK} -- 6/9
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Trendy Circus Pirate
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{TK}{TK} -- Deathtouch

{TK}{TK}{TK}{TK}{TK} -- Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, create that many 1/1 green Squirrel creature tokens.

{TK}{TK} -- 5/1

{TK}{TK}{TK} -- 3/6
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Unassuming Gelatinous Serpent
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{TK}{TK} -- When this permanent dies, return target noncreature, nonland card from your graveyard to your hand.

{TK}{TK}{TK}{TK} -- Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, that player mills twice that many cards.

{TK}{TK} -- 2/3

{TK}{TK}{TK} -- 7/2
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Unglued Pea-Brained Dinosaur
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{TK}{TK} -- {T}: Add {2}. Spend this mana only to cast creature spells.

{TK}{TK}{TK}{TK} -- At the beginning of combat on your turn, target noncreature artifact you control becomes a 4/4 artifact creature with flying until end of turn.

{TK}{TK} -- 2/4

{TK}{TK}{TK}{TK}{TK} -- 8/6
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Unhinged Beast Hunt
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{TK}{TK} -- {T}: You gain 1 life.

{TK}{TK}{TK}{TK} -- Whenever this creature attacks, tap each creature an opponent controls with the same power and/or same toughness as this creature.

{TK}{TK} -- 4/1

{TK}{TK}{TK} -- 2/6
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Unique Charmed Pants
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{TK}{TK} -- {T}: Add one mana of any color.

{TK}{TK}{TK} -- Whenever this creature attacks, if it's not a Brushwagg, it gets +X/+0 until end of turn, where X is the number of supertypes, card types, and subtypes it has.

{TK}{TK} -- 5/1

{TK}{TK}{TK}{TK} -- 4/8
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Unsanctioned Ancient Juggler
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{TK}{TK} -- Whenever this creature attacks, bolster 1. (Choose a creature with the least toughness among creatures you control and put a +1/+1 counter on it.)

{TK}{TK}{TK}{TK} -- Indestructible

{TK}{TK} -- 3/2

{TK}{TK}{TK} -- 5/4
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Unstable Robot Dragon
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{TK}{TK} -- {1}: Switch this creature's power and toughness until end of turn.

{TK}{TK}{TK}{TK} -- Whenever this creature attacks, it gets +5/+5 until end of turn.

{TK}{TK} -- 3/2

{TK}{TK}{TK} -- 2/7
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Urza's Dark Cannonball
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{TK}{TK} -- Exalted, exalted (Whenever a creature you control attacks alone, it gets +1/+1 until end of turn for each instance of exalted among permanents you control.)

{TK}{TK}{TK} -- Shadow (This creature can block or be blocked only by creatures with shadow.)

{TK}{TK} -- 1/5

{TK}{TK}{TK}{TK} -- 7/4
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Vampire Champion Fury
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{TK}{TK} -- Hellbent -- This creature gets +3/+3 as long as you have no cards in hand.

{TK}{TK}{TK}{TK} -- {2}, Sacrifice this creature: It deals X damage divided as you choose among any number of target creatures, where X is its power.

{TK}{TK} -- 1/5

{TK}{TK}{TK} -- 6/3
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Weird Angel Flame
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{TK}{TK} -- Heroic -- Whenever you cast a spell that targets this permanent, put two +1/+1 counters on it.

{TK}{TK}{TK} -- Protection from even mana values

{TK}{TK} -- 2/3

{TK}{TK}{TK}{TK}{TK} -- 7/8
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Werewolf Lightning Mage
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{TK}{TK} -- Landfall -- Whenever a land enters the battlefield under your control, put a +1/+1 counter on this permanent.

{TK}{TK}{TK}{TK} -- Whenever a creature blocks this creature, that creature gets -4/-4 until end of turn.

{TK}{TK} -- 4/1

{TK}{TK}{TK} -- 3/5
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Wild Ogre Bupkis
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{TK}{TK} -- Whenever this creature attacks, put a +1/+1 counter on it.

{TK}{TK}{TK} -- Metalcraft -- This permanent has protection from noncreature permanents as long as you control three or more artifacts.

{TK}{TK} -- 5/1

{TK}{TK}{TK}{TK} -- 7/4
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Wrinkly Monkey Shenanigans
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{TK}{TK} -- {1}: Target creature can't block this creature this turn.

{TK}{TK}{TK}{TK} -- Morbid -- At the beginning of each end step, if a creature died this turn and this permanent is a creature, put a -1/-1 counter on this permanent and draw a card.

{TK}{TK} -- 2/4

{TK}{TK}{TK} -- 7/2
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Yawgmoth Merfolk Soul
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{TK}{TK} -- When this permanent leaves the battlefield, target player discards a card.

{TK}{TK}{TK}{TK}{TK} -- When this permanent leaves the battlefield, create five 1/1 white Clown Robot artifact creature tokens.

{TK}{TK} -- 3/3

{TK}{TK}{TK}{TK} -- 6/5
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Zombie Cheese Magician
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{TK}{TK} -- First strike

{TK}{TK}{TK}{TK} -- Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, draw that many cards.

{TK}{TK} -- 3/3

{TK}{TK}{TK} -- 6/2