Don't touch my Pyramid (EDH / Commander)

I wanted to create a beautiful and powerful deck to control my opponents' hands and make them play only on topdeck mode.

Then I said to myself "Screw it! Let's just make a an Egyptian theme deck with the Scorpion God". And that's exactly what I did.

So, what could you normally find inside pyramids besides curses and horrible stuff?

Nothing.
And as a wise man once said: "if you thought this was going to have a happy answer, you haven't been paying attention"

The strategy is simple. Play horrible stuff like Polluted bonds, Painful quandary or Kaervek, the Spiteful and become the Archenemy of the table. If you win, good for you!. If you lose, at least you made them pay for trespassing, so good job Champ!

But let's see our customers' feedback after trying our product:

"I thought I was the most hated card in every format but this deck proved me wrong!" (Oko, thief of crowns)

"This deck made me realise there is always something to learn about making your opponents suffer and squirm" (Ob Nixilis of the black oath)

"This is mediocre at best. My abilities are way better!" (A Simp Locust God trying (and failing) to surpass a Chad Scorpion God)