Exile target attacking creature. Then remove it from the game. Then put it into the absolutely-removed-from-the-freaking-game-forever zone.

As Abian, Luvion Usurper enters the battlefield, you become Abian. (Your life total becomes equal to their loyalty. You can activate the loyalty abilities by spending or gaining life.)

+3: Discard your hand, then draw cards equal to the greatest power among creatures you control.

+1: Create a 3/2 red and green Spirit creature token.

-X: You deal X damage to any target.

Whenever you cast a wordy spell, scry 2. (A spell is wordy if it has four or more lines of rules text.)

{1}{R}, {T}: Choose target creature you don't control. Reveal the top card of your library. Alexander Clamilton gets +X/+0 until end of turn, where X is the number of lines of rules text of the revealed card. Alexander Clamilton fights that creature.

Enchant your library

Enchanted library is an artifact creature on the battlefield with power and toughness each equal to the number of cards in it. It's still a library.

If enchanted library would leave the battlefield, exile Animate Library instead.

Flash

Enchant instant or sorcery spell on the stack

When Animate Spell becomes attached to an instant or sorcery, put that card onto the battlefield under its owner's control. It's a creature in addition to its other types with power and toughness each equal to its converted mana cost.

When Animate Spell leaves the battlefield, enchanted card's owner sacrifices it unless they cast it.

Trample

Whenever a player casts a spell, put a chip counter on its mana value.

B-I-N-G-O gets +9/+9 for each set of three numbers in a row with chip counters on them.

({T}: Add {B} or {R}.)

Choose one --

• Destroy target creature with power 4 or greater.

• Destroy target creature with any part of its head higher than the bar. (Align the tops of both cards to check.)

({T}: Add {B} or {G}.)

{3}{U}: An opponent tells you a statement about themselves and secretly notes whether it's true or not. You guess which it is. If you guessed correctly, Blufferfish gets +2/+0 and can't be blocked this turn.

Blurry (This creature can be blocked only if defending player was wearing glasses as it was cast.)

Whenever Blurry Beeble deals combat damage to a player, you may draw a card. If you do, discard a card.

Bountiful Promenade enters the battlefield tapped unless you have two or more opponents.

{T}: Add {G} or {W}.

Spells you cast cost {1} less to cast.

You must speak in a voice other than your normal voice.

When you speak in your normal voice, sacrifice Bronze Calendar.

Whenever you cast a spell of a type showing on Bucket List, put a counter over that type and draw a card. If all five types on Bucket List have counters over them, sacrifice it and draw one more card.

☐ artifact ☐ creature ☐ enchantment ☐ instant ☐ sorcery

Flying

At the beginning of your upkeep, sacrifice Carnivorous Death-Parrot unless you say its flavor text.

Indestructible

{T}: Add {C}.

{5}, {T}: Add five mana in any combination of colors.

{1}, {T}: If Chaos Orb is on the battlefield, flip Chaos Orb onto the battlefield from a height of at least one foot. If Chaos Orb turns over completely at least once during the flip, destroy all nontoken permanents it touches. Then destroy Chaos Orb.

If Cheatyface is in your hand, you may sneak Cheatyface onto the battlefield. If an opponent catches you right away, that player may exile Cheatyface.

Flying

As Clam Session enters the battlefield, choose a word.

At the beginning of your upkeep, you may sing at least six words of a song, at least one of which is the chosen word. If you don't, sacrifice Clam Session. You can't repeat a song.

You win the game if you control a land of each basic land type and a creature of each color.

0: Roll a six-sided die.

1 or 2 -- [+2], then create two 1/1 green Squirrel creature tokens. They gain haste until end of turn.

3 -- [-1], then return a card with mana value 2 or less from your graveyard to your hand.

4 or 5 -- Comet, Stellar Pup deals damage equal to the number of loyalty counters on him to a creature or player, then [-2].

6 -- [+1], and you may activate Comet, Stellar Pup's loyalty ability two more times this turn.

{T}: Add one mana of any color in your commander's color identity.

Whenever a player casts a spell without asking your permission while casting it, counter that spell.

When a player asks you permission to cast a spell and you refuse, counter that spell and sacrifice Common Courtesy.

At the beginning of each opponent's upkeep, that player moves a permanent they control to touch Cramped Bunker and no other permanents. If the player can't, destroy each permanent they control that isn't touching Cramped Bunker, then sacrifice it.

Destroy target creature with reminder text. (Reminder text is any italicized text in parentheses that explains rules you already know.)

During your turn, if Entirely Normal Armchair is in your hand, you may hide it on the battlefield.

{0}: Return Entirely Normal Armchair to its owner's hand. Only your opponents may activate this ability and only if they see Entirely Normal Armchair.

{2}, Sacrifice Entirely Normal Armchair: Destroy target attacking creature.

{T}: Add one mana of any color that a land an opponent controls could produce.

{1}{Z}: Put a +1/+2 counter on Experiment Five. ({Z} is paid with one mana from any source that could produce two or more colors of mana.)

({T}: Add {G}.)

When this enchantment enters the battlefield, you gain 7 life. You become a card until you leave your library or that library is shuffled. Put yourself seventh from the top, balancing the cards on top of you on your head.

When you draw yourself, you win the game.

When one or more cards fall off your head, exile them and all cards on your head, then sacrifice this enchantment.

When Frogkin Kidnapper enters the battlefield, target opponent reveals their hand. Choose a nonland card from it. Ransom that card. (Exile it. Its owner may pay {3} at any time to return it to their hand.)

When GO TO JAIL enters the battlefield, exile target creature an opponent controls until GO TO JAIL leaves the battlefield.

At the beginning of the upkeep of the exiled card's owner, that player rolls two six-sided dice. If they roll doubles, sacrifice GO TO JAIL.

Flash

When Get Your Head in the Game enters the battlefield, exile target nonland permanent until it (this card) leaves the battlefield, then touch it (this card) with your head. When it (this card) stops touching it (your head), sacrifice it (the card, not your head).

Haste

When Goblin Cruciverbalist enters the battlefield, create a colorless artifact token named your choice of A, E, I, O, or U.

Whenever Goblin Cruciverbalist attacks, using the first letters of names of permanents you control, spell a word you haven't spelled this game. It gets +1/+0 until end of turn for each letter in that word.

Gus enters the battlefield with a +1/+1 counter on it for each Magic game you have lost to one of your opponents since you last won a game against them.

As Hangman enters the battlefield, secretly note a word with six to eight letters.

{1}: Target player who doesn't control Hangman guesses the noted word or an unguessed letter in that word. If they guess wrong, put a +1/+1 counter on Hangman. Any player may activate this ability.

When a player guesses the noted word or all of its letters, sacrifice Hangman.

If Impatient Iguana is in your opening hand and you're not the starting player, you may reveal it. If you do, you become the starting player.

Haste

({T}: Add {W}, {B}, or {G}.)

Indatha Triome enters the battlefield tapped.

Cycling {3} ({3}, Discard this card: Draw a card.)

(This creature has INFINITE POWER.)

({T}: Add {U}.)

You may have It Came from Planet Glurg enter the battlefield as a copy of X different creatures on the battlefield. (It has their total power, total toughness, combined mana costs, all text boxes, names, art, and so on.)

{T}: Roll a six-sided die. This ability has the indicated effect.

1 -- Sacrifice Jack-in-the-Mox and you lose 5 life.

2 -- Add {W}.

3 -- Add {U}.

4 -- Add {B}.

5 -- Add {R}.

6 -- Add {G}.

({T}: Add {R}, {G}, or {W}.)

Jetmir's Garden enters the battlefield tapped.

Cycling {3} ({3}, Discard this card: Draw a card.)

({T}: Add {G}, {U}, or {R}.)

Ketria Triome enters the battlefield tapped.

Cycling {3} ({3}, Discard this card: Draw a card.)

Luxury Suite enters the battlefield tapped unless you have two or more opponents.

{T}: Add {B} or {R}.

As an additional cost to cast this spell, choose A through M or N through Z.

Destroy each creature whose name begins with a letter in the chosen range.

If a player would add mana, instead all players add that mana.

When Mine, Mine, Mine! enters the battlefield, each player puts their library into their hand.

Players have no maximum hand size and don't lose the game for drawing from an empty library.

Each player can't cast more than one spell each turn.

When Mine, Mine, Mine! leaves the battlefield, each player shuffles their hand and graveyard into their library.

Reflect {0} (As this enters the battlefield, each opponent may pay {0}. When they do, they create a token copy of this except it lacks this ability.)

{T}, Exile Mirrored Lotus: Add three mana of any one color.

Using a mobile device, take a picture of target creature. That device enters the battlefield as a token that's a photocopy of the pictured creature. (Photocopies include Auras, Equipment, counters, and stickers in the shot. Don't touch other people's phones without permission and be careful if you do.)

Morphic Pool enters the battlefield tapped unless you have two or more opponents.

{T}: Add {U} or {B}.

({T}: Add {R}.)

Choose target opponent and target creature they control. You and that player have a breath-holding contest. If you win, you gain control of that creature.

Choose one --

• Destroy each creature with an odd number of words in its name. (Hyphenated words are one word.)

• Destroy each creature with an even number of words in its name.

Creature cards in graveyards can attack and block as though they were on the battlefield, can block or be blocked only by creature cards in graveyards, are Zombies in addition to their other types, and have undeathtouch. (If they would deal damage to a creature card, exile that creature card instead.)

Creature cards in your graveyard have haste.

Whenever a creature deals damage to a player, that player may say "Ow" once for each permanent named Ow. If the player doesn't, Ow deals 1 damage to them.

Call someone and ask them to choose one. If they don't answer, an opponent choses one. (Don't explain anything else. You choose targets.)

• A -- Gain control of target creature you don't control.

• B -- Choose target creature you control. Create two tokens that are each copies of it.

• C -- Take an extra turn after this one.

• D -- Draw seven cards.

({T}: Add {R} or {W}.)

{3}, {T}: Spin Pointy Finger of Doom in the middle of the table so that it rotates completely at least once, then destroy the closest permanent the finger points to.

When Problematic Volcano enters the battlefield, it deals 4 damage to any target. Then, starting with you, each player assigns their creatures to the left or right of the volcano. Creatures enter the battlefield to the left or right of the volcano.

Creatures can't block creatures on the other side of the volcano.

Each player plays with the top card of their library held against their forehead, revealed to each other player.

({T}: Add {W}, {U}, or {B}.)

Raffine's Tower enters the battlefield tapped.

Cycling {3} ({3}, Discard this card: Draw a card.)

({T}: Add {U}, {R}, or {W}.)

Raugrin Triome enters the battlefield tapped.

Cycling {3} ({3}, Discard this card: Draw a card.)

Rejuvenating Springs enters the battlefield tapped unless you have two or more opponents.

{T}: Add {G} or {U}.

You may play cards as though they were other cards of your choice with the same mana cost. You can't choose the same card twice. (Mana cost includes color.)

As Rings a Bell enters the battlefield, choose a word with four or more letters.

After you say the chosen word for the first time each turn, an opponent may ring or imitate a bell within five seconds. When no opponent does, draw a card.

Super haste (This may attack the turn before you cast it. (You may put this card from your hand onto the battlefield tapped and attacking during your declare attackers step. If you do, you lose the game at the beginning of your next turn's end step unless you pay this card's mana cost during that turn.))

({T}: Add {R}, {W}, or {B}.)

Savai Triome enters the battlefield tapped.

Cycling {3} ({3}, Discard this card: Draw a card.)

({T}: Add {G} or {W}.)

({T}: Add {W} or {B}.)

Sea of Clouds enters the battlefield tapped unless you have two or more opponents.

{T}: Add {W} or {U}.

Whenever Sly Spy deals combat damage to a player, you may destroy target creature facing left in its art. (Creatures without faces don't face anywhere.)

({T}: Add {G}, {W}, or {U}.)

Spara's Headquarters enters the battlefield tapped.

Cycling {3} ({3}, Discard this card: Draw a card.)

Spectator Seating enters the battlefield tapped unless you have two or more opponents.

{T}: Add {R} or {W}.

Flying, deathtouch

Whenever Spelling Bee deals combat damage to a player, that player looks at the top card of your library and chooses a word on that card. You spell that word. If you spell it correctly, draw a card. Otherwise, scry 1.

Spire Garden enters the battlefield tapped unless you have two or more opponents.

{T}: Add {R} or {G}.

When Split Screen enters the battlefield, shuffle your library and deal it into four libraries. If anything refers to your library, choose one of your libraries for it.

Play with your libraries' top cards revealed.

When Split Screen leaves the battlefield, shuffle your libraries together.

Roll a six-sided die. Strategy, Schmategy has the indicated effect.

1 -- Do nothing.

2 -- Destroy all artifacts.

3 -- Destroy all lands.

4 -- Strategy, Schmategy deals 3 damage to each creature and each player.

5 -- Each player discards their hand and draws seven cards.

6 -- Repeat this process two more times.

Equipped creature gets +2/+2 and has protection from Rogues and from Clerics.

Whenever equipped creature deals combat damage to a player, create a 4/4 gold Dragon creature token with flying and roll a d20 (a twenty-sided die). If you roll a 20, repeat this process.

Equip {2}

({T}: Add {R} or {G}.)

The World Tree enters the battlefield tapped.

{T}: Add {G}.

As long as you control six or more lands, lands you control have "{T}: Add one mana of any color."

{W}{W}{U}{U}{B}{B}{R}{R}{G}{G}, {T}, Sacrifice The World Tree: Search your library for any number of God cards, put them onto the battlefield, then shuffle.

The phases of each player's turn are reversed. (The phases are, in reverse order, ending, postcombat main, combat, precombat main, and beginning.)

As long as there are more than two players in the game, the turn order is reversed.

Training Center enters the battlefield tapped unless you have two or more opponents.

{T}: Add {U} or {R}.

({T}: Add {G} or {U}.)

Target opponent chooses one --

• Truth -- That player plays with their hand revealed for the rest of the game.

• Dare -- Mill all but the bottom ten cards of that player's library. (To mill, put the top card of that library into its owner's graveyard.)

({T}: Add {W} or {U}.)

{T}: Add {C}.

{T}: Add one mana of any color. Spend this mana only to pay Un-costs.

({T}: Add {U} or {B}.)

Undergrowth Stadium enters the battlefield tapped unless you have two or more opponents.

{T}: Add {B} or {G}.

{T}: Add {C}.

{T}: Add {∞}. Activate only once and only if you control an Urza's Mine, an Urza's Power-Plant, and an Urza's Tower.

{7}, {T}: Head to AskUrza.com and click Urza's Fun House.

+1: Head to AskUrza.com and click +1.

-1: Head to AskUrza.com and click -1.

-6: Head to AskUrza.com and click -6.

Vault of Champions enters the battlefield tapped unless you have two or more opponents.

{T}: Add {W} or {B}.

Megalegendary (Your deck can have only one copy of this card.)

Vigilance, trample

Vazal, the Compleat has the activated abilities of all other permanents on the battlefield.

({T}: Add {U} or {R}.)

Target player gains X life.

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Destroy target artifact.

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Counter target creature spell.

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Destroy target land.

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Destroy target enchantment.

As long as X is in X's owner's opponent's hand, X's owner may cast X and activate X's abilities. That opponent can't cast X and plays with their hand revealed.

{U}{B}, {T}: Put X into target opponent's hand.

{3}{U}{B}: You may play a land or cast a spell from the hand X is in. If you cast a spell this way, you cast it without paying its mana cost.

({T}: Add {U}, {B}, or {R}.)

Xander's Lounge enters the battlefield tapped.

Cycling {3} ({3}, Discard this card: Draw a card.)

All creatures have haste.

Players play with the top card of their libraries revealed.

Noninstant, nonsorcery cards on top of a library are on the battlefield under their owner's control in addition to being in that library.

({T}: Add {B}, {G}, or {U}.)

Zagoth Triome enters the battlefield tapped.

Cycling {3} ({3}, Discard this card: Draw a card.)

({T}: Add {B}, {R}, or {G}.)

Ziatora's Proving Ground enters the battlefield tapped.

Cycling {3} ({3}, Discard this card: Draw a card.)