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{4}
Bronze Calendar
Artifact
Spells you cast cost {1} less to cast.

You must speak in a voice other than your normal voice.

When you speak in your normal voice, sacrifice Bronze Calendar.
{4}
Bronze Calendar
Artifact
Spells you cast cost {1} less to cast.

You must speak in a voice other than your normal voice.

When you speak in your normal voice, sacrifice Bronze Calendar.
{1}{U}
Carnivorous Death-Parrot
Creature - Bird
Flying

At the beginning of your upkeep, sacrifice Carnivorous Death-Parrot unless you say its flavor text.
2 / 2
{1}{U}
Carnivorous Death-Parrot
Creature - Bird
Flying

At the beginning of your upkeep, sacrifice Carnivorous Death-Parrot unless you say its flavor text.
2 / 2
{1}{U}
Carnivorous Death-Parrot
Creature - Bird
Flying

At the beginning of your upkeep, sacrifice Carnivorous Death-Parrot unless you say its flavor text.
2 / 2
{1}{U}
Carnivorous Death-Parrot
Creature - Bird
Flying

At the beginning of your upkeep, sacrifice Carnivorous Death-Parrot unless you say its flavor text.
2 / 2
{U}
Censorship
Enchantment
As Censorship enters the battlefield, choose a word.

Whenever a player says the chosen word, Censorship deals 2 damage to that player.
{U}
Censorship
Enchantment
As Censorship enters the battlefield, choose a word.

Whenever a player says the chosen word, Censorship deals 2 damage to that player.
{U}
Censorship
Enchantment
As Censorship enters the battlefield, choose a word.

Whenever a player says the chosen word, Censorship deals 2 damage to that player.
{U}
Censorship
Enchantment
As Censorship enters the battlefield, choose a word.

Whenever a player says the chosen word, Censorship deals 2 damage to that player.
{U}{U}{U}
Cheatyface
Creature - Efreet
If Cheatyface is in your hand, you may sneak Cheatyface onto the battlefield. If an opponent catches you right away, that player may exile Cheatyface.

Flying
2 / 2
{U}{U}{U}
Cheatyface
Creature - Efreet
If Cheatyface is in your hand, you may sneak Cheatyface onto the battlefield. If an opponent catches you right away, that player may exile Cheatyface.

Flying
2 / 2
{U}{U}{U}
Cheatyface
Creature - Efreet
If Cheatyface is in your hand, you may sneak Cheatyface onto the battlefield. If an opponent catches you right away, that player may exile Cheatyface.

Flying
2 / 2
{2}{U}{U}
Common Courtesy
Enchantment
Whenever a player casts a spell without asking your permission while casting it, counter that spell.

When a player asks you permission to cast a spell and you refuse, counter that spell and sacrifice Common Courtesy.
{2}{U}{U}
Common Courtesy
Enchantment
Whenever a player casts a spell without asking your permission while casting it, counter that spell.

When a player asks you permission to cast a spell and you refuse, counter that spell and sacrifice Common Courtesy.
{2}{U}
Flaccify
Instant
Counter target spell unless its controller pays {3}{½}.
{2}{U}
Flaccify
Instant
Counter target spell unless its controller pays {3}{½}.
{2}{U}
Flaccify
Instant
Counter target spell unless its controller pays {3}{½}.
{6}{U}{U}
Greater Morphling
Creature - Shapeshifter
{2}: Greater Morphling gains your choice of banding, bushido 1, double strike, fear, flying, first strike, haste, landwalk of your choice, protection from a color of your choice, provoke, rampage 1, shadow, or trample until end of turn.

{2}: Greater Morphling becomes the colors of your choice until end of turn.

{2}: Greater Morphling becomes the creature type of your choice until end of turn.

{2}: Greater Morphling's expansion symbol becomes the symbol of your choice until end of turn.

{2}: Greater Morphling's art becomes by the artist of your choice until end of turn.

{2}: Greater Morphling gets +2/-2 or -2/+2 until end of turn.

{2}: Untap Greater Morphling.
5 / 5
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Island
Basic Land - Island
({T}: Add {U}.)
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Island
Basic Land - Island
({T}: Add {U}.)
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Island
Basic Land - Island
({T}: Add {U}.)
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Island
Basic Land - Island
({T}: Add {U}.)
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Island
Basic Land - Island
({T}: Add {U}.)
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Island
Basic Land - Island
({T}: Add {U}.)
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Island
Basic Land - Island
({T}: Add {U}.)
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Island
Basic Land - Island
({T}: Add {U}.)
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Island
Basic Land - Island
({T}: Add {U}.)
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Island
Basic Land - Island
({T}: Add {U}.)
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Island
Basic Land - Island
({T}: Add {U}.)
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Island
Basic Land - Island
({T}: Add {U}.)
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Island
Basic Land - Island
({T}: Add {U}.)
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Island
Basic Land - Island
({T}: Add {U}.)
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Island
Basic Land - Island
({T}: Add {U}.)
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Island
Basic Land - Island
({T}: Add {U}.)
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Island
Basic Land - Island
({T}: Add {U}.)
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Island
Basic Land - Island
({T}: Add {U}.)
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Island
Basic Land - Island
({T}: Add {U}.)
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Island
Basic Land - Island
({T}: Add {U}.)
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Island
Basic Land - Island
({T}: Add {U}.)
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Island
Basic Land - Island
({T}: Add {U}.)
{2}{U}{U}
Johnny, Combo Player
Legendary Creature - Human Gamer
{4}: Search your library for a card, put that card into your hand, then shuffle.
1 / 1
{U}
Loose Lips
Enchantment - Aura
Enchant creature

As Loose Lips enters the battlefield, choose a sentence with eight or fewer words.

Enchanted creature has flying.

Whenever enchanted creature deals damage to an opponent, that player may say the chosen sentence. If they don't, you draw two cards.
{U}
Loose Lips
Enchantment - Aura
Enchant creature

As Loose Lips enters the battlefield, choose a sentence with eight or fewer words.

Enchanted creature has flying.

Whenever enchanted creature deals damage to an opponent, that player may say the chosen sentence. If they don't, you draw two cards.
{U}
Loose Lips
Enchantment - Aura
Enchant creature

As Loose Lips enters the battlefield, choose a sentence with eight or fewer words.

Enchanted creature has flying.

Whenever enchanted creature deals damage to an opponent, that player may say the chosen sentence. If they don't, you draw two cards.
{3}{U}
Mouth to Mouth
Sorcery
Choose target opponent and target creature they control. You and that player have a breath-holding contest. If you win, you gain control of that creature.
{3}{U}
Mouth to Mouth
Sorcery
Choose target opponent and target creature they control. You and that player have a breath-holding contest. If you win, you gain control of that creature.
{1}{U}{U}
Now I Know My ABC's
Enchantment
At the beginning of your upkeep, if you control permanents with names that include all twenty-six letters of the English alphabet, you win the game.
{1}{U}{U}
Now I Know My ABC's
Enchantment
At the beginning of your upkeep, if you control permanents with names that include all twenty-six letters of the English alphabet, you win the game.
{1}{U}{U}
Now I Know My ABC's
Enchantment
At the beginning of your upkeep, if you control permanents with names that include all twenty-six letters of the English alphabet, you win the game.
{2}{U}{U}
Question Elemental?
Creature - Elemental?
Did you know this creature has flying?

Are you aware that any time you say something that isn't a question, when a player points out this fact first, they gain control of Question Elemental?
3 / 4
{2}{U}{U}
Question Elemental?
Creature - Elemental?
Did you know this creature has flying?

Are you aware that any time you say something that isn't a question, when a player points out this fact first, they gain control of Question Elemental?
3 / 4
{2}{U}{U}
Question Elemental?
Creature - Elemental?
Did you know this creature has flying?

Are you aware that any time you say something that isn't a question, when a player points out this fact first, they gain control of Question Elemental?
3 / 4
{3}{U}{U}
Richard Garfield, Ph.D.
Legendary Creature - Human Designer
You may play cards as though they were other cards of your choice with the same mana cost. You can't choose the same card twice. (Mana cost includes color.)
2 / 2
{U}{U}
Sorry
Enchantment
Before any player casts a spell with the same name as a card in any graveyard, that player may say "sorry." If they don't, any other player may say "sorry" as the spell is being cast. When another player says "sorry" this way, counter the spell.

Whenever a player says "sorry" at any other time, Sorry deals 2 damage to that player.
{U}{U}
Sorry
Enchantment
Before any player casts a spell with the same name as a card in any graveyard, that player may say "sorry." If they don't, any other player may say "sorry" as the spell is being cast. When another player says "sorry" this way, counter the spell.

Whenever a player says "sorry" at any other time, Sorry deals 2 damage to that player.
{U}{U}
Sorry
Enchantment
Before any player casts a spell with the same name as a card in any graveyard, that player may say "sorry." If they don't, any other player may say "sorry" as the spell is being cast. When another player says "sorry" this way, counter the spell.

Whenever a player says "sorry" at any other time, Sorry deals 2 damage to that player.
{1}{U}
_____
Creature - Shapeshifter
{1}: This card's name becomes the card name of your choice. Activate anywhere, anytime.
1 / 1
{1}{U}
_____
Creature - Shapeshifter
{1}: This card's name becomes the card name of your choice. Activate anywhere, anytime.
1 / 1
{1}{U}
_____
Creature - Shapeshifter
{1}: This card's name becomes the card name of your choice. Activate anywhere, anytime.
1 / 1

{2}{U}
Checks and Balances
Enchantment
Cast this spell only if there are three or more players in the game.

Whenever a player casts a spell, each of that player's opponents may discard a card. If they do, counter that spell.
{2}{U}
Checks and Balances
Enchantment
Cast this spell only if there are three or more players in the game.

Whenever a player casts a spell, each of that player's opponents may discard a card. If they do, counter that spell.