Make your friends CRY (Modern)

Be an asshole, destroy everything, kill everything and make your friends cry.

• Kill every opponent’s creature, don’t let him even play. (If possible when Quest for the Gravelord and/or Blood Artist is in the battlefield)

• Use Crypt Incursion and Suffer the Past to gain life (and also remove creatures/spells that can return in the game from the graveyard). Suffer the past is also an easy way to deal damage to your opponent.

• Use Surgical Extraction to destroy your opponent’s tactics by removing from his deck each copy of a card you already killed

• Use Tragic Slip to destroy indestructible creatures if your opponent’s have some. If they don’t just use it like a “destroy target creature” spell

• Block with creatures, don’t worry about it, they’re made to destroy opponent’s one

Sideboard:

• Use Glaring Spotlight to remove hexproof from your opponent’s creatures if needed. You can also sacrifice it to protect your creatures this turn and dealing damage with them (they’re unlockable)

• Use Fatal Push against spawn or aggro decks

• Add Extirpate if Surgical Extraction is not enough or exchange them if your opponent’s uses a control deck with many counterspells.

That’s my revisited version of the deck: https://deckstats.net/decks/11479/206252-how-to-lose-all-your-friends-