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Don't Touch Me (EDH / Commander)

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Okay, Here's a few things you need to know about my deck.

1: You Can't Attack Me Unless You Pay: 2 life or 1 white mana, 1 mana for each enchantment I control, 1 mana for each basic land I control, 10 mana for each attacking creature, or The cost of War Tax (In theory, That's a total of around 114 mana or 113 mana +2 life just to be able to attack me.....is it really worth it?).

  1. If I place a vow on one of your creatures you can't attack me with that creature AT ALL. (I'm basically immune to punches so save them for someone else okay?)

3: Don't piss me off. I have curses. Lots of curses. But I also have Buffs.....that I can share.....if you don't piss me off.

4: Fighting? scoffs I have Tokens for that. (In theory, I can summon 3x2 creature tokens on EACH turn and a MINIMUM total of 43x2 creature tokens from cards in my deck. all of which have different abilities, power, and toughness.) To quote Loki, "I have an army."

5: If I run out of cards to draw I WIN instead of lose...So maybe, think twice about making me draw cards yeah?

So, what have we learned? It's probably just best to leave me alone. There are other opponents. Go bug them.

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