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{3}{B}
Acornelia, Fashionable Filcher
Legendary Creature - Squirrel
Whenever you cast a spell with a squirrel in its art, you get {A} (an acorn counter).

Whenever a Squirrel you control enters the battlefield or dies, you get {A}.

{2}{B}, Pay X {A}: Target creature gets -X/-X until end of turn.

{G}, Pay X {A}: Target creature gets +X/+X until end of turn.
3 / 3
{W}
Adorable Kitten
Host Creature - Cat
When this creature enters the battlefield, roll a six-sided die. You gain life equal to the result.
1 / 1
{3}{W}
Aerial Toastmaster
Artifact Creature - Cyborg Rigger
Flying

{3}{W}, Sacrifice another artifact: Aerial Toastmaster assembles a Contraption. (Put the top card of your Contraption deck face up onto one of your sprockets.)
3 / 2
{1}{W}
Amateur Auteur
Creature - Human
Sacrifice Amateur Auteur: Destroy target enchantment.
2 / 2
{8}
Angelic Rocket
Host Artifact Creature - Angel
Flying

When this creature enters the battlefield, you may destroy target nonland permanent.
4 / 4
{G}
As Luck Would Have It
Enchantment
Hexproof

Whenever you roll a die, put a number of luck counters on As Luck Would Have It equal to the result. Then if there are 100 or more luck counters on As Luck Would Have It, you win the game. (Count both rolls if you reroll a die.)
{4}{R}
Assquatch
Creature - Donkey
Each other Donkey gets +1½/+1½.

Whenever another Donkey enters the battlefield, untap target creature and gain control of it until end of turn. That creature gains haste until end of turn.
3.5 / 3.5
{3}{U}{U}
B.O.B. (Bevy of Beebles)
Legendary Planeswalker - B.O.B.
As B.O.B. enters the battlefield, create four 1/1 blue Beeble creature tokens.

The number of loyalty counters on B.O.B. is equal to the number of Beebles you control. (Create or sacrifice Beebles whenever B.O.B. gains or loses loyalty.)

+1: Up to X target Beebles can't be blocked this turn, where X is the number of cards in your hand.

-1: Draw a card.
L: *
{1}{B}{R}
Baron Von Count
Legendary Creature - Human Villain
Baron Von Count enters the battlefield with a doom counter on "5."

Whenever you cast a spell with the indicated numeral in its mana cost, text box, power, or toughness, move the doom counter one numeral to the left.

When the doom counter moves from "1," destroy target player and put that doom counter on "5."
3 / 3
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Bat-
Creature - Bat
Flying

At the beginning of each end step, if an opponent lost 3 or more life this turn,

Augment {1}{B} ({1}{B}, Reveal this card from your hand: Combine it with target host. Augment only as a sorcery.)
+1 / +1
{4}{G}{G}
Beast in Show
Creature - Beast
Trample
6 / 4
{3}{B}
Big Boa Constrictor
Host Creature - Snake
When this creature enters the battlefield, roll a six-sided die. Target opponent loses life equal to the result.
1 / 2
{2}{R}
Blast from the Past
Instant
Madness {R}, cycling {1}{R}, kicker {2}{R}, flashback {3}{R}, buyback {4}{R}

Blast from the Past deals 2 damage to any target. If this spell was kicked, create a 1/1 red Goblin creature token.
{B}
Booster Tutor
Instant
Open a sealed Magic booster pack, reveal the cards, and put one of them into your hand. (Remove that card from your deck before beginning a new game.)
{4}{R}{R}
Box of Free-Range Goblins
Sorcery
Roll a six-sided die. Create a number of 1/1 red Goblin creature tokens equal to the result.
{3}{R}
Bumbling Pangolin
Host Creature - Pangolin Beast
When this creature enters the battlefield, you may destroy target artifact.
2 / 2
{4}
Buzzing Whack-a-Doodle
Artifact
As Buzzing Whack-a-Doodle enters the battlefield, you and an opponent each secretly choose Whack or Doodle. Then those choices are revealed. If the choices match, Buzzing Whack-a-Doodle has that ability. Otherwise, it has Buzz.

• Whack -- {T}: Target player loses 2 life.

• Doodle -- {T}: You gain 3 life.

• Buzz -- {2}, {T}: Draw a card.
{1}{W}
Cheap Ass
Creature - Donkey Townsfolk
Spells you cast cost {½} less to cast.
1 / 3.5
{1}{R}
Chicken Egg
Creature - Egg
At the beginning of your upkeep, roll a six-sided die. If you roll a 6, sacrifice Chicken Egg and create a 4/4 red Giant Bird creature token.
0 / 1
{1}{U}{U}
Chicken à la King
Creature - Bird Noble
Whenever a 6 is rolled on a six-sided die, put a +1/+1 counter on each Bird. (You may roll dice only when instructed to.)

Tap an untapped Bird you control: Roll a six-sided die. (Like now.)
2 / 2
{3}{U}
Chipper Chopper
Artifact Creature - Cyborg Rigger
Flying

When Chipper Chopper enters the battlefield, you may sacrifice another artifact. If you do, put two +1/+1 counters on Chipper Chopper and it assembles a Contraption. (Put the top card of your Contraption deck face up onto one of your sprockets.)
1 / 1
{3}{G}
Chittering Doom
Enchantment
Whenever you roll a 4 or higher on a die, create a 1/1 green Squirrel creature token.
--
City of Ass
Land
City of Ass enters the battlefield tapped.

{T}: Add one and one-half mana of any one color.
{2}{U}
Clam-I-Am
Creature - Clamfolk
If you roll a 3 on a six-sided die, you may reroll that die.
2 / 2
{3}{U}
Clambassadors
Creature - Clamfolk
Whenever Clambassadors deals damage to a player, choose an artifact, creature, or land you control. That player gains control of that permanent.
4 / 4
{1}{G}
Clever Combo
Sorcery
Search your library for a host card or a card with augment, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle.
{4}
Clock of DOOOOOOOOOOOOM!
Artifact
{4}, {T}: Move the CRANK! counter to your Contraption deck's next sprocket and crank any number of that sprocket's Contraptions.
{3}{U}{U}
Clocknapper
Creature - Human Spy
When Clocknapper enters the battlefield, choose beginning phase, precombat main phase, combat phase, postcombat main phase, or ending phase. Steal that phase from target player during their next turn. (That phase occurs as though it's your turn instead.)
2 / 2
{1}
Cogmentor
Artifact Creature - Gnome Rigger
Flying

{4}: Reassemble target Contraption you control. (Move it onto another one of your sprockets.)
1 / 1
{1}{R}
Common Iguana
Host Creature - Lizard
When this creature enters the battlefield, you may discard a card. If you do, draw a card.
1 / 3
{4}
Contraption Cannon
Artifact
{2}, Sacrifice Contraption Cannon: It deals damage to any target equal to the number of Contraptions you control.
{2}{U}
Crafty Octopus
Host Creature - Octopus Rigger
When this creature enters the battlefield, this creature assembles a Contraption. (Put the top card of your Contraption deck face up onto one of your sprockets.)
1 / 3
{2}{U}
Crafty Octopus
Host Creature - Octopus Rigger
When this creature enters the battlefield, this creature assembles a Contraption. (Put the top card of your Contraption deck face up onto one of your sprockets.)
1 / 3
{2}{U}
Crow Storm
Sorcery
Create a 1/2 blue Bird creature token with flying named Storm Crow.

Storm (When you cast this spell, copy it for each spell cast before it this turn.)
{2}
Curious Killbot
Artifact Creature - Killbot
2 / 1
{2}
Delighted Killbot
Artifact Creature - Killbot
2 / 1
{2}
Despondent Killbot
Artifact Creature - Killbot
2 / 1
{1}{B}
Dirty Rat
Host Creature - Rat
When this creature enters the battlefield, target opponent discards a card.
1 / 1
{4}{W}{W}
Do-It-Yourself Seraph
Artifact Creature - Cyborg Angel
Flying

Whenever Do-It-Yourself Seraph attacks, you may search your library for an artifact card, exile it, then shuffle.

Do-It-Yourself Seraph has the text box of each card exiled with Do-It-Yourself Seraph in addition to its own.
4 / 4
{2}{G}{W}
Dr. Julius Jumblemorph
Legendary Creature
Dr. Julius Jumblemorph is every creature type (even if this card isn't on the battlefield).

Whenever a host enters the battlefield under your control, you may search your library and/or graveyard for a card with augment and combine it with that host. If you search your library this way, shuffle.
4 / 4
{2}{R}
Dumb Ass
Creature - Donkey Barbarian
At the beginning of your upkeep, flip a coin. If you lose the flip, target opponent chooses whether Dumb Ass attacks this turn.
3.5 / 2
{2}{G}
Eager Beaver
Host Creature - Beaver
When this creature enters the battlefield, you may untap target permanent.
3 / 2
{3}{G}
Elvish Impersonators
Creature - Elves
As Elvish Impersonators enters the battlefield, roll a six-sided die twice. Its base power becomes the first result and its base toughness becomes the second result.
* / *
{2}
Enraged Killbot
Artifact Creature - Killbot
2 / 1
{5}
Everythingamajig
Artifact
{2}, {T}: Move a counter from one permanent onto another. If the second permanent refers to any kind of counter, the moved counter becomes one of those counters. Otherwise, it becomes a +1/+1 counter.

{3}, {T}: Put a +1/+1 counter on target creature.

{4}, {T}: Proliferate. (Choose any number of permanents and/or players, then give each another counter of each kind already there.)
{4}{R}
Feisty Stegosaurus
Host Creature - Dinosaur
When this creature enters the battlefield, roll a six-sided die. This creature deals damage equal to the result to target creature an opponent controls.
2 / 1
{5}{B}
Finders, Keepers
Sorcery
Destroy target creature, then assemble a Contraption. (Put the top card of your Contraption deck face up onto one of your sprockets.)
{3}{G}
First Pick
Instant
Destroy target artifact or enchantment. Assemble a Contraption. (Put the top card of your Contraption deck face up onto one of your sprockets.)
{2}{U}
Flaccify
Instant
Counter target spell unless its controller pays {3}{½}.
{X}{G}{G}
Flock of Rabid Sheep
Sorcery
Flip X coins. For each flip you win, create a 2/2 green Sheep creature token named Rabid Sheep.
{G}
Form of the Squirrel
Enchantment
As Form of the Squirrel enters the battlefield, create a 1/1 green Squirrel creature token. You lose the game when that creature leaves the battlefield.

Creatures can't attack you.

You have shroud.

You can't cast spells.
{2}{U}
Fowl Play
Enchantment - Aura
Enchant creature

Enchanted creature loses all abilities and is a Bird creature with base power and toughness 1/1.
{3}{G}
Free-Range Chicken
Creature - Bird
{1}{G}: Roll two six-sided dice. If both results are the same, Free-Range Chicken gets +X/+X until end of turn, where X is that result. If the total of those results is equal to any other total you have rolled this turn for this ability, sacrifice it. (For example, if you roll two 3s, it gets +3/+3. If you roll a 4 and a 2 for this ability later that turn, sacrifice it.)
3 / 3
{3}{U}
Free-for-All
Enchantment
When Free-for-All enters the battlefield, exile all creatures face down.

At the beginning of each player's upkeep, that player chooses a card exiled with Free-for-All at random and puts it onto the battlefield.

When Free-for-All leaves the battlefield, put all cards exiled with it into their owners' graveyards.
{1}{G}{G}
Fruitcake Elemental
Creature - Elemental
Fruitcake Elemental is indestructible.

At the end of your turn, Fruitcake Elemental deals 7 damage to you.

{3}: Target player gains control of Fruitcake Elemental.
7 / 7
{W}
GO TO JAIL
Enchantment
When GO TO JAIL enters the battlefield, exile target creature an opponent controls until GO TO JAIL leaves the battlefield.

At the beginning of the upkeep of the exiled card's owner, that player rolls two six-sided dice. If they roll doubles, sacrifice GO TO JAIL.
{4}{R}
Garbage Elemental
Creature - Elemental
Frenzy 2 (Whenever this creature attacks and isn't blocked, it gets +2/+0 until end of turn.)

Garbage Elemental can't be blocked by wordy creatures. (A creature is wordy if it has four or more lines of rules text.)
2 / 4
{2}{G}
Gerrymandering
Sorcery
Exile all lands. Give each player a number of those cards chosen at random equal to the number of those cards the player controlled. Each player returns those cards to the battlefield under their control.
{3}{U}
Gifts Given
Instant
Search target opponent's library for four cards with different names and reveal them. That player chooses two of those cards. Put the chosen cards into the player's graveyard and the rest into your hand. Then that player shuffles their library.
{1000000}
Gleemax
Legendary Artifact
You choose all targets for all spells and abilities.
{4}
Gnome-Made Engine
Host Artifact Creature - Construct
When this creature enters the battlefield, create a 1/1 colorless Gnome artifact creature token.
2 / 2
{R}
Goblin Bookie
Creature - Goblin
{R}, {T}: Reflip any coin or reroll any die. (Activate only any time it makes sense.)
1 / 1
{3}{R}
Goblin Bowling Team
Creature - Goblin
If Goblin Bowling Team would deal damage to a permanent or player, it deals that much damage plus the result of a six-sided die roll to that permanent or player instead.
1 / 1
{2}{R}
Goblin Secret Agent
Creature - Goblin Rogue
First strike

At the beginning of your upkeep, reveal a card from your hand at random.
2 / 2
{4}{U}{U}
Graveyard Busybody
Creature - Human Spy
All graveyards are also your graveyards.

Graveyard Busybody's power and toughness are each equal to the number of cards with flavor text in your graveyards.
* / *
{6}{U}{U}
Greater Morphling
Creature - Shapeshifter
{2}: Greater Morphling gains your choice of banding, bushido 1, double strike, fear, flying, first strike, haste, landwalk of your choice, protection from a color of your choice, provoke, rampage 1, shadow, or trample until end of turn.

{2}: Greater Morphling becomes the colors of your choice until end of turn.

{2}: Greater Morphling becomes the creature type of your choice until end of turn.

{2}: Greater Morphling's expansion symbol becomes the symbol of your choice until end of turn.

{2}: Greater Morphling's art becomes by the artist of your choice until end of turn.

{2}: Greater Morphling gets +2/-2 or -2/+2 until end of turn.

{2}: Untap Greater Morphling.
5 / 5
{1}{G}
Ground Pounder
Creature - Goblin Warrior
{3}{G}: Roll a six-sided die. Ground Pounder gets +X/+X until end of turn, where X is the result.

Whenever you roll a 5 or higher on a die, Ground Pounder gains trample until end of turn.
2 / 2
{1}{G}
Growth Spurt
Instant
Roll a six-sided die. Target creature gets +X/+X until end of turn, where X is the result.
{3}{B}{R}
Grusilda, Monster Masher
Legendary Creature - Zombie Villain
Combined, enchanted, and equipped creatures you control have menace.

{3}{B}{R}, {T}: Put two target creature cards from graveyards onto the battlefield combined into one creature under your control. (Its power is equal to their total power, its toughness is equal to their total toughness, and it has their names, mana costs, types, text boxes, etc.)
4 / 4
--
Half-Kitten, Half-
Creature - Cat
Whenever you're dealt damage,

Augment {2}{W} ({2}{W}, Reveal this card from your hand: Combine it with target host. Augment only as a sorcery.)
+1 / +2
--
Half-Orc, Half-
Creature - Orc Warrior
Trample

At the beginning of each end step, if an opponent was dealt damage this turn,

Augment {1}{R}{R} ({1}{R}{R}, Reveal this card from your hand: Combine it with target host. Augment only as a sorcery.)
+3 / +1
--
Half-Shark, Half-
Creature - Shark
At the beginning of your upkeep,

Augment {5}{U} ({5}{U}, Reveal this card from your hand: Combine it with target host. Augment only as a sorcery.)
+3 / +3
--
Half-Squirrel, Half-
Creature - Squirrel
Whenever a nontoken creature enters the battlefield,

Augment {G} ({G}, Reveal this card from your hand: Combine it with target host. Augment only as a sorcery.)
-1 / -0
{3}{R}
Hammer Helper
Sorcery
Gain control of target creature until end of turn. Untap that creature and roll a six-sided die. Until end of turn, it gains haste and gets +X/+0, where X is the result.
{3}{R}
Hammer Jammer
Creature - Goblin Warrior
As Hammer Jammer enters the battlefield, roll a six-sided die. Hammer Jammer enters the battlefield with a number of +1/+1 counters on it equal to the result.

Whenever you roll a die, remove all +1/+1 counters from Hammer Jammer, then put a number of +1/+1 counters on it equal to the result.
0 / 0
{B}
Hangman
Creature - Human Villain
As Hangman enters the battlefield, secretly note a word with six to eight letters.

{1}: Target player who doesn't control Hangman guesses the noted word or an unguessed letter in that word. If they guess wrong, put a +1/+1 counter on Hangman. Any player may activate this ability.

When a player guesses the noted word or all of its letters, sacrifice Hangman.
1 / 1
--
Humming-
Creature - Bird
Flying

Whenever you attack with two or more creatures,

Augment {3}{W} ({3}{W}, Reveal this card from your hand: Combine it with target host. Augment only as a sorcery.)
+2 / +3
{2}{G}
Hungry Hungry Heifer
Creature - Cow
At the beginning of your upkeep, you may remove a counter from a permanent you control. If you don't, sacrifice Hungry Hungry Heifer.
3 / 3
{X}{X}{G}{G}
Hydradoodle
Creature - Hydra Dog
As Hydradoodle enters the battlefield, roll X six-sided dice. Hydradoodle enters the battlefield with a number of +1/+1 counters on it equal to the total of those results.

Reach, trample
0 / 0
{X}{U}{U}
Incite Insight
Sorcery
Assemble X Contraptions. (To assemble a Contraption, put the top card of your Contraption deck face up onto one of your sprockets.)
{4}{R}{R}{R}
Infinity Elemental
Creature - Elemental
(This creature has INFINITE POWER.)
∞ / 5
{1}{B}
Inhumaniac
Creature - Brainiac
At the beginning of your upkeep, roll a six-sided die. On a 3 or 4, put a +1/+1 counter on Inhumaniac. On a 5 or higher, put two +1/+1 counters on it. On a 1, remove all +1/+1 counters from Inhumaniac.
1 / 1
{1}{W}
Jackknight
Artifact Creature - Cyborg Knight
Whenever another artifact enters the battlefield under your control, put a +1/+1 counter on Jackknight. If that artifact is a Contraption, Jackknight gains lifelink until end of turn.
1 / 1
{2}{U}{U}
Johnny, Combo Player
Legendary Creature - Human Gamer
{4}: Search your library for a card, put that card into your hand, then shuffle.
1 / 1
{3}{G}
Joyride Rigger
Creature - Goblin Rigger
When Joyride Rigger enters the battlefield, it assembles a Contraption. (Put the top card of your Contraption deck face up onto one of your sprockets.)
3 / 3
{2}{B}
Jumbo Imp
Creature - Imp
Flying

As Jumbo Imp enters the battlefield, roll a six-sided die. Jumbo Imp enters the battlefield with a number of +1/+1 counters on it equal to the result.

At the beginning of your upkeep, roll a six-sided die and put a number of +1/+1 counters on Jumbo Imp equal to the result.

At the beginning of your end step, roll a six-sided die and remove a number of +1/+1 counters from Jumbo Imp equal to the result.
0 / 0
{1}{R}
Just Desserts
Instant
Just Desserts deals π damage to target creature. (π is the ratio of a circle's circumference to its diameter. (It's a smidgen more than 3.))
{2}{W}{B}
Kaya, Ghost Haunter
Legendary Planeswalker - Kaya
0: Exile Kaya, Ghost Haunter haunting target creature for as long as that creature remains on the battlefield.

-1: You get an emblem with, "At the beginning of your upkeep, this emblem deals 3 damage to the owner of target haunted creature."

-2: You get an emblem with, "At the beginning of your upkeep, gain control of target haunted creature for as long as it remains haunted."
L: 3
{2}
Krark's Other Thumb
Legendary Artifact
If you would roll a die, instead roll two of those dice and ignore one of those results.
{3}{R}
Krazy Kow
Creature - Cow
At the beginning of your upkeep, roll a six-sided die. If you a roll a 1, sacrifice Krazy Kow and it deals 3 damage to each creature and each player.
3 / 3
{5}
Labro Bot
Host Artifact Creature - Dog
When this creature enters the battlefield, return target host card or card with augment from your graveyard to your hand.
3 / 3
{HW}
Little Girl
Creature - Human Child
.5 / .5
{2}
Lobe Lobber
Artifact - Equipment
Equipped creature has "{T}: This creature deals 1 damage to target player or planeswalker. Roll a six-sided die. On a 5 or higher, untap it."

Equip {2}
{3}
Mad Science Fair Project
Artifact
{T}: Roll a six-sided die. On a 3 or lower, target player adds {C}. Otherwise, that player adds one mana of any color they choose.
{1}
Mana Screw
Artifact
{1}: Flip a coin. If you win the flip, add {C}{C}. Activate only as an instant.
{5}{B/R}
Mary O'Kill
Legendary Creature - Human Villain
{1}{B/R}: Switch a Killbot or Mary O'Kill in your hand with one on the battlefield. (If a creature is tapped, the switched creature is tapped. The same is true for untapped, attacking, blocking, enchanted, equipped, and targeted. Any counters on a creature are on the switched creature instead.)
5 / 5
{4}{U}
Mer Man
Host Creature - Human Fish
When this creature enters the battlefield, you may draw a card.
3 / 3
{3}{W}
Midlife Upgrade
Sorcery
As an additional cost to cast this spell, sacrifice X Contraptions.

Assemble X plus one Contraptions. (To assemble a Contraption, put the top card of your Contraption deck face up onto one of your sprockets.)
{U}
Mise
Instant
Choose a nonland card name, then reveal the top card of your library. If that card has the chosen name, you draw three cards.
--
Monkey-
Creature - Monkey
Whenever a nontoken creature you control dies,

Augment {2}{G} ({2}{G}, Reveal this card from your hand: Combine it with target host. Augment only as a sorcery.)
+2 / +2
{R}
Mons's Goblin Waiters
Creature - Goblin Waiter
Sacrifice a creature or land: Add {HR}.
1 / 1
{4}{G}
Mother Kangaroo
Host Creature - Kangaroo
When this creature enters the battlefield, roll a six-sided die. Put a number of +1/+1 counters on this creature equal to the result.
1 / 1
{15}
Mox Lotus
Artifact
{T}: Add {∞}.

{100}: Add one mana of any color.
--
Multi-Headed
Creature - Hydra
At the beginning of each end step, if you rolled a die this turn,

Augment {4}{G} ({4}{G}, Reveal this card from your hand: Combine it with target host. Augment only as a sorcery.)
+4 / +4
{B}{B}{B}
Necro-Impotence
Enchantment
Skip your untap step.

At the beginning of your upkeep, you may pay X life. If you do, untap X permanents.

Pay ½ life: Exile the top card of your library face down. Put that card into your hand at the beginning of the next end step.
--
Ninja
Creature - Ninja
You may activate Ninja's augment ability any time you could cast an instant.

Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player,

Augment {2}{B} ({2}{B}, Reveal this card from your hand: Combine it with target host. Augment only as--oh, never mind.)
+1 / +0
{1}{U}
Novellamental
Creature - Elemental
Flying

Novellamental can block only creatures with flying.
2 / 1
{3}{U}
Numbing Jellyfish
Host Creature - Jellyfish
When this creature enters the battlefield, roll a six-sided die. Target player mills X cards, where X is the result.
2 / 3
{G}{G}
Old Fogey
Summon - Dinosaur
Phasing, cumulative upkeep {1}, echo {G}{G}, fading 3, bands with other Dinosaurs, protection from Homarids, snow-covered plainswalk, flanking, rampage 2
7 / 7
{W}{W}{W}{W}
Once More with Feeling
Sorcery
Exile all permanents and all cards from all graveyards. Each player shuffles their hand into their library, then draws seven cards. Each player's life total becomes 10. Exile Once More with Feeling.

DCI ruling -- A deck can have only one card named Once More with Feeling.
{2}{W}
Ordinary Pony
Host Creature - Horse
When this creature enters the battlefield, you may exile target non-Horse creature you control that wasn't put onto the battlefield with this ability this turn, then return it to the battlefield under its owner's control.
2 / 3
{B}
Organ Harvest
Sorcery
Your team may sacrifice any number of creatures. For each creature sacrificed this way, you add {B}{B}.
{3}{B}
Overt Operative
Creature - Human Ninja Rigger
Menace

Whenever Overt Operative deals combat damage to a player, it assembles a Contraption. (Put the top card of your Contraption deck face up onto one of your sprockets.)
2 / 3
{2}{R}
Painiac
Creature - Brainiac
At the beginning of your upkeep, roll a six-sided die. Painiac gets +X/+0 until end of turn, where X is the result.
0 / 3
{4}
Paper Tiger
Artifact Creature - Cat
Creatures named Rock Lobster can't attack or block.
4 / 3
{2}{G}
Pippa, Duchess of Dice
Legendary Creature - Human Noble
{2}{G}, {T}: Roll a six-sided die. It becomes a green Die creature token with power and toughness each equal to its result.

{2}{U}, {T}: Reroll any die. (Activate only any time it makes sense.)
2 / 2
{1}{G}
Really Epic Punch
Sorcery
Target creature you control gets +2/+2 if it's a host or has augment. Then it fights target creature you don't control.
--
Rhino-
Creature - Rhino
Whenever this creature blocks,

Augment {3}{W} ({3}{W}, Reveal this card from your hand: Combine it with target host. Augment only as a sorcery.)
+1 / +4
{R}
Ricochet
Enchantment
Whenever a player casts a spell that targets a single player, each player rolls a six-sided die. Change the target of that spell to the player with the lowest result. Reroll to break ties, if necessary.
--
Robo-
Artifact Creature - Construct
At the beginning of each end step, if an artifact entered the battlefield under your control this turn,

Augment {2} ({2}, Reveal this card from your hand: Combine it with target host. Augment only as a sorcery.)
+1 / +1
{4}
Rock Lobster
Artifact Creature - Lobster
Creatures named Scissors Lizard can't attack or block.
4 / 3
{3}{W}{W}
Rules Lawyer
Artifact Creature - Cyborg Advisor
State-based actions don't apply to you or other permanents you control. (You don't lose the game due to having 0 or less life or drawing from an empty library. Your creatures aren't destroyed due to damage or deathtouch and aren't put into a graveyard due to having 0 or less toughness. Your planeswalkers aren't put into a graveyard if they have 0 loyalty. You don't put a legendary permanent into a graveyard if you control two with the same name. Counters aren't removed from your permanents due to game rules. Permanents you control attached or combined illegally remain on the battlefield. For complete rules and regulations, see rule 704.)
1 / 1
{1}{R}{R}
Sauté
Instant
Sauté deals 3½ damage to any target.
{4}
Scissors Lizard
Artifact Creature - Lizard
Creatures named Paper Tiger can't attack or block.
4 / 3
{R}{R}{R}{R}
Season's Beatings
Sorcery
Family gathering -- Each creature target player controls deals damage equal to its power to another random creature that player controls.
--
Serpentine
Creature - Wurm
Landfall -- Whenever a land enters the battlefield under your control,

Augment {2}{G} ({2}{G}, Reveal this card from your hand: Combine it with target host. Augment only as a sorcery.)
+3 / +3
{3}{W}
Shaggy Camel
Host Creature - Camel
When this creature enters the battlefield, creatures you control get +1/+1 until end of turn.
3 / 3
{1}{G}{G}
Shellephant
Creature - Turtle and/or Elephant
{0}: Choose one. You may activate this ability while Shellephant is in any zone.

• Shellephant has base power and toughness 1/4.

• Shellephant has base power and toughness 3/3.
? / ?
{3}{R}
Six-y Beast
Creature - Beast
As Six-y Beast enters the battlefield, you secretly put six or fewer +1/+1 counters on it, then an opponent guesses the number of counters. If that player guesses right, sacrifice Six-y Beast after it enters the battlefield.
0 / 0
{2}{B}
Sly Spy
Creature - Human Spy
Whenever Sly Spy deals combat damage to a player, that player reveals their hand. You choose a card from it with the longest name. That player discards that card.
2 / 2
{2}{U}
Smart Ass
Creature - Donkey Wizard
Whenever Smart Ass attacks, choose a card name. If defending player has no cards with the chosen name in their hand, they may reveal their hand. If they don't reveal their hand, Smart Ass can't be blocked this turn.
2.5 / 1
{B}
Snickering Squirrel
Creature - Squirrel Advisor
You may tap Snickering Squirrel to increase the result of a die any player rolled by 1.
1 / 1
{2}{W}{W}
Snow Mercy
Snow Enchantment
Whenever a creature deals damage to you, put a globe counter on it.

{T}, {Q}, {T}, {Q}, {T}: Tap all creatures with globe counters on them.
{U}
Socketed Sprocketer
Artifact Creature - Cyborg Knight
{T}: Uninstall all results from Socketed Sprocketer, then roll a six-sided die. Install the result on Socketed Sprocketer. (Put the die on this card.)

You may uninstall a result from Socketed Sprocketer to use it for a die you rolled.

Uninstall a 6 from Socketed Sprocketer: Draw a card.
1 / 1
{4}{R}
Spark Fiend
Creature - Beast
When Spark Fiend enters the battlefield, roll two six-sided dice. If you rolled 2, 3, or 12, sacrifice Spark Fiend. If you rolled 7 or 11, don't roll dice for Spark Fiend during any of your following upkeeps. If you rolled any other total, note that total.

At the beginning of your upkeep, roll two six-sided dice. If you rolled 7, sacrifice Spark Fiend. If you roll the noted total, don't roll dice for Spark Fiend during any of your following upkeeps. Otherwise, do nothing.
5 / 6
{2}{U}{U}
Spell Suck
Instant
Counter target spell, then assemble a Contraption. (Put the top card of your Contraption deck face up onto one of your sprockets.)
{2}{B}
Squirrel-Powered Scheme
Enchantment
Increase the result of each die you roll by 2.
{2}{B}
Steady-Handed Mook
Creature - Human Rigger
Deathtouch

When Steady-Handed Mook enters the battlefield, it assembles a Contraption. (Put the top card of your Contraption deck face up onto one of your sprockets.)
1 / 1
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Steam-Powered
Artifact Creature - Construct
{5}:

Augment {4} ({4}, Reveal this card from your hand: Combine it with target host. Augment only as a sorcery.)
+0 / +4
{3}{R}
Steamflogger Boss
Creature - Goblin Rigger
Other Riggers you control get +1/+0 and have haste.

If a Rigger you control would assemble a Contraption, it assembles two Contraptions instead.
3 / 3
{2}{G}
Steamflogger Service Rep
Creature - Goblin Rigger
Whenever another Goblin enters the battlefield under your control, you may pay {1}. If you do, Steamflogger Service Rep assembles a Contraption. (Put the top card of your Contraption deck face up onto one of your sprockets.)
1 / 1
{1}{R}
Steamflogger Temp
Creature - Goblin Rigger
{6}, {T}: Steamflogger Temp assembles a Contraption. (Put the top card of your Contraption deck face up onto one of your sprockets.)
2 / 1
{3}{R}{R}
Steamflogger of the Month
Creature - Goblin Rigger
When Steamflogger of the Month enters the battlefield, it assembles a Contraption for each Contraption you control. (To assemble a Contraption, put the top card of your Contraption deck face up onto one of your sprockets.)
3 / 3
{4}{R}{R}
Steamfloggery
Instant
Roll a six-sided die. Assemble a number of Contraptions equal to the result. (To assemble a Contraption, put the top card of your Contraption deck face up onto one of your sprockets.)
{4}{B}
Stinging Scorpion
Host Creature - Scorpion
When this creature enters the battlefield, target creature an opponent controls gets -1/-1 until end of turn.
3 / 2
{1}{R}
Strategy, Schmategy
Sorcery
Roll a six-sided die. Strategy, Schmategy has the indicated effect.

1 -- Do nothing.

2 -- Destroy all artifacts.

3 -- Destroy all lands.

4 -- Strategy, Schmategy deals 3 damage to each creature and each player.

5 -- Each player discards their hand and draws seven cards.

6 -- Repeat this process two more times.
{3}{W}
Strutting Turkey
Host Creature - Bird
When this creature enters the battlefield,

exile target creature card with mana value 2 or less from your graveyard. If it has augment, combine it with a host you control. Otherwise, put it onto the battlefield.
2 / 2
{W}
Success!
Instant
Target creature gets +2/+2 until end of turn. If it's a host or has augment, it gains lifelink until end of turn.
{2}{R}
Super-Duper Death Ray
Instant
Trample (This spell can deal excess damage to its target's controller.)

Super-Duper Death Ray deals 4 damage to target creature.
{1}{G}
Supersize
Instant
Target creature gets +3½/+3½ until end of turn.
{3}{G}
Surgeon General Commander
Legendary Creature - Wombat Bat Chameleon
Whenever you augment, enchant, or mutate a creature you control, draw a card.

{T}: Add {W}, {U}, {B}, {R}, or {G}.
3 / 3
{4}{U}
Suspicious Nanny
Creature - Human Spy Rigger
Whenever Suspicious Nanny deals combat damage to a player, it reassembles target Contraption that player controls. (Gain control of it and move it onto one of your sprockets.)
3 / 4
{1}{R}
Target Minotaur
Creature - Minotaur Warrior
Prowess (Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, this creature gets +1/+1 until end of turn.)
2 / 1
{1}{W}
Teacher's Pet
Creature - Cat Bird Scientist
{2}{W}, Sacrifice Teacher's Pet: Search your library for a card with augment, combine it with target host you control, then shuffle.
2 / 1
{2}{G}
Team Spirit
Instant
Creatures target player's team controls get +1/+1 until end of turn.
{2}{B}
Temp of the Damned
Creature - Zombie
As Temp of the Damned enters the battlefield, roll a six-sided die. Temp of the Damned enters the battlefield with a number of funk counters on it equal to the result.

At the beginning of your upkeep, remove a funk counter from Temp of the Damned. If you can't, sacrifice it.
3 / 3
{4}{R}{R}
The Big Idea
Legendary Creature - Brainiac Villain
{2}{B/R}{B/R}, {T}: Roll a six-sided die. Create a number of 1/1 red Brainiac creature tokens equal to the result.

Tap three untapped Brainiacs you control: The next time you would roll a six-sided die, instead roll two six-sided dice and use the total of those results.
4 / 4
{3}{R}{R}
The Countdown Is at One
Sorcery
Players play a Magic subgame, starting at 1 life and using their libraries as their decks. For the rest of the main game, if a source would deal damage to a player who didn't win the subgame, it deals double that damage to that player instead.
{W}{U}
The Grand Calcutron
Legendary Artifact
The Grand Calcutron can be your commander.

When The Grand Calcutron enters the battlefield, each player's hand becomes a program (an ordered row of revealed cards).

Players can only play the first card of their program.

If a card would be put into a player's hand from anywhere, that player reveals it and places it anywhere within their program instead.

At the beginning of each player's end step, if that player's program has fewer than five cards, they draw cards equal to the difference.
{X}{Y}{Z}{R}{R}
The Ultimate Nightmare of Wizards of the Coast® Customer Service
Sorcery
The Ultimate Nightmare of Wizards of the Coast® Customer Service deals X damage to each of Y target creatures and Z target players or planeswalkers.
{4}{U}
Time Out
Instant
Roll a six-sided die. Put target nonland permanent into its owner's library just beneath the top X cards of that library, where X is the result.
{2}{G}{G}
Timmy, Power Gamer
Legendary Creature - Human Gamer
{4}: You may put a creature card from your hand onto the battlefield.
1 / 1
{2}{U}
Topsy Turvy
Enchantment
The phases of each player's turn are reversed. (The phases are, in reverse order, ending, postcombat main, combat, precombat main, and beginning.)

As long as there are more than two players in the game, the turn order is reversed.
{5}{G}{G}{G}
Uktabi Kong
Creature - Ape
Trample

When Uktabi Kong enters the battlefield, destroy all artifacts.

Tap two untapped Apes you control: Create a 1/1 green Ape creature token.
8 / 8
{6}
Urza's Science Fair Project
Artifact Creature - Construct
{2}: Roll a six-sided die. Urza's Science Fair Project gets the indicated result.

1 -- It gets -2/-2 until end of turn.

2 -- Prevent all combat damage it would deal this turn.

3 -- It gains vigilance until end of turn.

4 -- It gains first strike until end of turn.

5 -- It gains flying until end of turn.

6 -- It gets +2/+2 until end of turn.
4 / 4
{1}{U}{U}{U}
Very Cryptic Command
Instant
Choose two --

• Switch target creature's power and toughness until end of turn.

• Target creature can't be blocked this turn.

• Draw a card. If that card's art is by Wayne England, you may reveal it and draw another card.

• Assemble a Contraption.
{3}
Voracious Vacuum
Host Artifact Creature - Construct
When this creature enters the battlefield, put a +1/+1 counter on target creature.
1 / 1
{1}{U}
Wall of Fortune
Artifact Creature - Wall
Defender

You may tap an untapped Wall you control to have any player reroll a die that player rolled.
0 / 4
{2}{B}{B}
Wet Willie of the Damned
Sorcery
Wet Willie of the Damned deals 2½ damage to any target and you gain 2½ life.
{1}{G}
Wild Crocodile
Host Creature - Crocodile
When this creature enters the battlefield, search your library for a basic land card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle.
1 / 1
{2}{G}
Willing Test Subject
Creature - Spider Monkey Scientist
Reach

Whenever you roll a 4 or higher on a die, put a +1/+1 counter on Willing Test Subject.

{6}: Roll a six-sided die.
2 / 2
{2}{R}{R}
Work a Double
Sorcery
Assemble two Contraptions. (Put the top card of your Contraption deck face up onto one of your sprockets. Then repeat this process.)
{R}
Wrench-Rigger
Creature - Goblin Rigger
When Wrench-Rigger enters the battlefield, it assembles a Contraption. (Put the top card of your Contraption deck face up onto one of your sprockets.)
1 / 1
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Zombified
Creature - Zombie
{4}{B}: Combine Zombified from your graveyard with target host.

{2}{B}, Exile a creature card from your graveyard:

Augment {4}{B} ({4}{B}, Reveal this card from your hand: Combine it with target host. Augment only as a sorcery.)
+2 / +2