Flying

{3}{W}, Sacrifice another artifact: Aerial Toastmaster assembles a Contraption. (Put the top card of your Contraption deck face up onto one of your sprockets.)

Flying

When Aerialephant enters the battlefield, you get {TK}, then you may put a sticker on a nonland permanent you own.

Sacrifice Amateur Auteur: Destroy target enchantment.

Flying

When Angelic Harold enters the battlefield, you may put a name sticker on a nonland permanent you own.

Each creature you control with three or more words in its name gets +1/+1.

Enchant your library

Enchanted library is an artifact creature on the battlefield with power and toughness each equal to the number of cards in it. It's still a library.

If enchanted library would leave the battlefield, exile Animate Library instead.

Whenever you crank Applied Aeronautics, until end of turn, target creature gets +1/+0, gains flying, and becomes an artifact in addition to its other types.

Whenever you crank Auto-Key, until end of turn, target creature becomes an artifact in addition to its other types and gains "{T}: You gain 3 life."

As B.O.B. enters the battlefield, create four 1/1 blue Beeble creature tokens.

The number of loyalty counters on B.O.B. is equal to the number of Beebles you control. (Create or sacrifice Beebles whenever B.O.B. gains or loses loyalty.)

+1: Up to X target Beebles can't be blocked this turn, where X is the number of cards in your hand.

-1: Draw a card.

Flying

When Baaallerina enters the battlefield, you may put a name sticker on a nonland permanent you own.

{2}{U}: Another target creature with a name sticker on it gains flying until end of turn.

Counter target spell, then ask a person outside the game if that spell looks dangerous to them. If they say yes, draw a card, then discard a card.

Protection from Robots

{1}, {T}: The next time target player would roll one or more dice this turn, instead they roll that many dice plus one and you choose one of those rolls to ignore.

Choose one --

• Destroy target creature with power 4 or greater.

• Destroy target creature with any part of its head higher than the bar. (Align the tops of both cards to check.)

Blurry (This creature can be blocked only if defending player was wearing glasses as it was cast.)

Whenever Blurry Beeble deals combat damage to a player, you may draw a card. If you do, discard a card.

Whenever you cast a silver-bordered spell, put a +1/+1 counter on Border Guardian.

Whenever you cast a black-bordered spell, Border Guardian can't be blocked this turn.

Whenever you cast a white-bordered spell, Border Guardian gains double strike until end of turn.

Counter target spell unless its controller pays {X}, where X is the number of words in the name with the most words among permanents you control.

{1}{W}, Remove a counter from a permanent you control: Create a 1/1 colorless Gnome artifact creature token.

{1}{W}, Sacrifice an artifact: Choose any kind of counter a printed card refers to, then put one of that counter on target permanent.

Flying

When Chipper Chopper enters the battlefield, you may sacrifice another artifact. If you do, put two +1/+1 counters on Chipper Chopper and it assembles a Contraption. (Put the top card of your Contraption deck face up onto one of your sprockets.)

Flying

When Chivalrous Chevalier enters the battlefield, return a creature you control to its owner's hand unless you compliment an opponent.

When Claire D'Loon, Joy Sculptor enters the battlefield, for the rest of the game, tokens you own become cards that are still tokens. (They continue to exist after they leave the battlefield.)

{1}{W}{U}, {T}: You may put a token from your graveyard or hand onto the battlefield.

Flying

{4}: Reassemble target Contraption you control. (Move it onto another one of your sprockets.)

Croakid Amphibonaut has flying as long as you control a stickered permanent.

Choose a card name, then target spell's controller reveals their hand. If a card with the chosen name is revealed this way, counter that spell.

Flying

Whenever Do-It-Yourself Seraph attacks, you may search your library for an artifact card, exile it, then shuffle.

Do-It-Yourself Seraph has the text box of each card exiled with Do-It-Yourself Seraph in addition to its own.

Whenever you crank Duplication Device, until end of turn, target creature becomes a copy of any creature on the battlefield, except it's an artifact in addition to its other types.

If you control two or more white permanents that share an artist, you may cast this spell without paying its mana cost.

Exile target enchantment.

Counter target spell unless its controller pays {3}{½}.

Enchant creature

Enchanted creature loses all abilities and is a Bird creature with base power and toughness 1/1.

When GO TO JAIL enters the battlefield, exile target creature an opponent controls until GO TO JAIL leaves the battlefield.

At the beginning of the upkeep of the exiled card's owner, that player rolls two six-sided dice. If they roll doubles, sacrifice GO TO JAIL.

You choose all targets for all spells and abilities.

Whenever you crank Gnomeball Machine, create two 1/1 colorless Gnome artifact creature tokens.

Enchant nonland permanent

As Gobsmacked enters the battlefield, choose a person outside the game.

As long as you can see the chosen person from your seat, enchanted permanent can't attack or block, and its activated abilities can't be activated.

({T}: Add {W} or {U}.)

As Hallowed Fountain enters the battlefield, you may pay 2 life. If you don't, it enters the battlefield tapped.

You have ten seconds to look at and rearrange the cards in your library. At the end of those ten seconds, if you're touching one or more of those cards, shuffle.

Assemble X Contraptions. (To assemble a Contraption, put the top card of your Contraption deck face up onto one of your sprockets.)

({T}: Add {U}.)

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Whenever another artifact enters the battlefield under your control, put a +1/+1 counter on Jackknight. If that artifact is a Contraption, Jackknight gains lifelink until end of turn.

Spells you cast that refer to artifacts or Contraptions in their rules text cost {1} less to cast.

First strike

As this creature enters the battlefield, you may put a name sticker on it.

This creature has protection from names that start with the same letter as a name sticker on it.

First strike, protection from black borders (Nothing with a black border can block, target, deal damage to, or attach to this creature.)

Vigilance

Knight of the Widget's power and toughness are each equal to the number of Order of the Widget watermarks among permanents you control.

As an additional cost to cast this spell, choose A through M or N through Z.

Destroy each creature whose name begins with a letter in the chosen range.

Flash

When this enchantment enters the battlefield, you may put a name sticker on it.

Whenever you put a sticker on this enchantment, tap up to X target creatures, where X is the number of u's in name stickers on this enchantment.

As Meddling Kids enters the battlefield, choose a word with four or more letters.

Spells with the chosen word in their text box can't be cast.

As an additional cost to cast this spell, sacrifice X Contraptions.

Assemble X plus one Contraptions. (To assemble a Contraption, put the top card of your Contraption deck face up onto one of your sprockets.)

{U}, Say your middle name: Moniker Mage gains shroud until end of turn.

{U}, Say an opponent's middle name: Moniker Mage gains flying until end of turn.

{T}: Add {∞}.

{100}: Add one mana of any color.

Rangeling (This card is every land type, including Plains, Island, Swamp, Mountain, Forest, Desert, Gate, Lair, Locus, and all those Urza's ones.)

Nearby Planet enters the battlefield tapped.

When Nearby Planet enters the battlefield, sacrifice it unless you pay {1}.

{W}, {T}: Tap target creature without reminder text. (Reminder text is still any italicized text in parentheses that explains rules you already know.)

Whenever you crank Optical Optimizer, until end of turn, target creature becomes an artifact in addition to its other types and gains "{T}: Draw a card."

Whenever another creature you own enters the battlefield, you get {TK}.

{W}, {T}: You may put a sticker on a creature you own that entered the battlefield this turn.

{1}, Sacrifice Park Map: Search your library for a land card that doesn't have the same art as a permanent you control, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle.

({T}: Add {W}.)

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Whenever you crank Rapid Prototyper, create an X/X colorless Construct artifact creature token, where X is the number of artifacts you control.

Whenever you crank Record Store, look at the top X cards of your library, where X is the number of artifacts you control. Put one of those cards into your hand and the rest on the bottom of your library in a random order.

When Riveting Rigger enters the battlefield, you may sacrifice another artifact. If you do, put two +1/+1 counters on Riveting Rigger and it assembles a Contraption. (Put the top card of your Contraption deck face up onto one of your sprockets.)

State-based actions don't apply to you or other permanents you control. (You don't lose the game due to having 0 or less life or drawing from an empty library. Your creatures aren't destroyed due to damage or deathtouch and aren't put into a graveyard due to having 0 or less toughness. Your planeswalkers aren't put into a graveyard if they have 0 loyalty. You don't put a legendary permanent into a graveyard if you control two with the same name. Counters aren't removed from your permanents due to game rules. Permanents you control attached or combined illegally remain on the battlefield. For complete rules and regulations, see rule 704.)

A person outside the game chooses an attacking or blocking creature target opponent controls. That player sacrifices that creature.

{T}: Add {C}.

{T}: Add one mana of any color. Spend this mana only to cast a spell that shares a watermark with Secret Base.

{T}: Uninstall all results from Socketed Sprocketer, then roll a six-sided die. Install the result on Socketed Sprocketer. (Put the die on this card.)

You may uninstall a result from Socketed Sprocketer to use it for a die you rolled.

Uninstall a 6 from Socketed Sprocketer: Draw a card.

Space sculptor (Space Beleren divides the battlefield into alpha, beta, and gamma sectors. If a creature isn't assigned to a sector, its controller assigns it to one. Opponents assign first.)

+1: Creatures in each sector can be blocked this turn only by creatures in the same sector.

-1: Put a +1/+1 counter on each creature in the sector of your choice.

-5: Destroy all creatures in the sector of your choice.

{4}, {T}, Sacrifice Spatula of the Ages: You may put a silver-bordered or acorn permanent card from your hand onto the battlefield.

Counter target spell.

Gotcha -- If an opponent says "spell" or "counter," you may say "Gotcha!" When you do, return Spell Counter from your graveyard to your hand.

Flying, vigilance

When Sword-Swallowing Seraph enters the battlefield, you may put a name sticker on a nonland permanent you own.

{1}{W}, {T}: Put a +1/+1 counter on another target creature with a name sticker on it. Activate only as a sorcery.

{T}: Add one mana of any color that appears on your top. (A top is an outerwear garment worn on the upper body.)

The Grand Calcutron can be your commander.

When The Grand Calcutron enters the battlefield, each player's hand becomes a program (an ordered row of revealed cards).

Players can only play the first card of their program.

If a card would be put into a player's hand from anywhere, that player reveals it and places it anywhere within their program instead.

At the beginning of each player's end step, if that player's program has fewer than five cards, they draw cards equal to the difference.

{T}: Add one mana of any color.

{3}, {T}: You get {TK} (a ticket counter).

When Ticketomaton enters the battlefield, you get {TK}, then you may put a sticker on a nonland permanent you own.

Flying

Trapeze Artist enters the battlefield by being flipped from a height of at least one foot (about 0.3 meters). If it lands face down or didn't turn over completely at least once during the flip, return it to its owner's hand.

Flying

Whenever you cast an alliterative spell, scry 2. (Anything with two or more capitalized words in its name that begin with the same letter is alliterative.)

Other alliterative creatures you control have flying.

Whenever you crank Tread Mill, until end of turn, target creature gets +1/+2, gains vigilance, and becomes an artifact in addition to its other types.

{T}: Add {C}.

{T}: Add one mana of any color. Spend this mana only to pay Un-costs.

Urza's Contact Lenses enters the battlefield tapped.

Urza's Contact Lenses doesn't untap during your untap step.

As long as Urza's Contact Lenses is untapped, all players play with their hands revealed.

Clap your hands twice: You may tap or untap Urza's Contact Lenses.

{T}: Add {C}.

{T}: Add {∞}. Activate only once and only if you control an Urza's Mine, an Urza's Power-Plant, and an Urza's Tower.

{7}, {T}: Head to AskUrza.com and click Urza's Fun House.

Choose two --

• Switch target creature's power and toughness until end of turn.

• Target creature can't be blocked this turn.

• Draw a card. If that card's art is by Wayne England, you may reveal it and draw another card.

• Assemble a Contraption.

Defender

You may tap an untapped Wall you control to have any player reroll a die that player rolled.

Creature spells you cast have sticker kicker {1}. (You may pay an additional {1} as you cast a creature spell. If you do, you get {TK}, then you may put a sticker on it.)

Whenever you crank Widget Contraption, it assembles a Contraption. (Put the top card of your Contraption deck face up onto one of your sprockets.)

When this creature enters the battlefield, you may put a name sticker on it, then look at the top X cards of your library, where X is the number of unique vowels on that sticker. Put one of those cards into your hand and the rest on the bottom of your library in any order. (The vowels are A, E, I, O, U, and Y.)

Flying

When this creature enters the battlefield, you may put a name sticker on it. You gain X life, where X is the number of unique vowels on that sticker. (The vowels are A, E, I, O, U, and Y.)

When this creature enters the battlefield, you may put a name sticker on it.

{3}{U}: This creature gets +1/+0 until end of turn for each name sticker on it. It can't be blocked this turn.