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{2}{W}
AWOL
Instant
Exile target attacking creature. Then remove it from the game. Then put it into the absolutely-removed-from-the-freaking-game-forever zone.
UND #2 · deckstats.net
{W}
Adorable Kitten
Host Creature - Cat
When this creature enters the battlefield, roll a six-sided die. You gain life equal to the result.
UND #1 · deckstats.net
1 / 1
{2}{W}
Emcee
Creature - Human Rogue
Whenever another creature enters the battlefield, you may stand up and say in a deep, booming voice, "Presenting . . . " and that creature's name. If you do, put a +1/+1 counter on that creature.
UND #3 · deckstats.net
0 / 1
{1}{W}
Flavor Judge
Creature - Bird Advisor
{T}: Choose target spell or ability that targets a permanent you control. Then ask a person outside the game if the story of what will happen makes sense. If they say no, sacrifice Flavor Judge and counter that spell or ability.
UPLIST #3 · deckstats.net
2 / 2
{2}{W}{W}
Frankie Peanuts
Legendary Creature - Elephant Rogue
At the beginning of your upkeep, you may ask target player a yes-or-no question. If you do, that player answers the question truthfully and abides by that answer if able until end of turn.
UPLIST #4 · deckstats.net
2 / 3
{W}
GO TO JAIL
Enchantment
When GO TO JAIL enters the battlefield, exile target creature an opponent controls until GO TO JAIL leaves the battlefield.

At the beginning of the upkeep of the exiled card's owner, that player rolls two six-sided dice. If they roll doubles, sacrifice GO TO JAIL.
UND #6 · deckstats.net
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Humming-
Creature - Bird
Flying

Whenever you attack with two or more creatures,

Augment {3}{W} ({3}{W}, Reveal this card from your hand: Combine it with target host. Augment only as a sorcery.)
UND #7 · deckstats.net
+2 / +3
{W}{W}
Knight of the Hokey Pokey
Creature - Knight
First strike

{1}{W}, Do the Hokey Pokey: Prevent all damage a source of your choice would deal to Knight of the Hokey Pokey this turn. (To do the Hokey Pokey, choose an arm, a leg, or your whole self and put it in. Put it out. Put it in. Shake it all about. You do the Hokey Pokey! Turn yourself around.)
UND #8 · deckstats.net
2 / 2
{2}{W}
Look at Me, I'm R&D
Enchantment
As Look at Me, I'm R&D comes into play, choose a number and a second number one higher or one lower than that number.

All instances of the first chosen number on permanents, spells, and cards in any zone are the second chosen number.
UND #9 · deckstats.net
{5}{W}{W}
Look at Me, I'm the DCI
Sorcery
Ban a card other than a basic land card for the rest of the match. (All cards with that name in any zone or sideboard are removed from the match.)
UND #10 · deckstats.net
{1}{W}
Old Guard
Artifact Creature - Cyborg Soldier
{W}, {T}: Tap target creature without reminder text. (Reminder text is still any italicized text in parentheses that explains rules you already know.)
UND #11 · deckstats.net
2 / 1
{2}{W}
Ordinary Pony
Host Creature - Horse
When this creature enters the battlefield, you may exile target non-Horse creature you control that wasn't put onto the battlefield with this ability this turn, then return it to the battlefield under its owner's control.
UND #12 · deckstats.net
2 / 3
{4}
Paper Tiger
Artifact Creature - Cat
Creatures named Rock Lobster can't attack or block.
UND #80 · deckstats.net
4 / 3
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Plains
Basic Land - Plains
({T}: Add {W}.)
OTJ #277 · deckstats.net
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Plains
Basic Land - Plains
({T}: Add {W}.)
OTJ #277 · deckstats.net
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Plains
Basic Land - Plains
({T}: Add {W}.)
OTJ #277 · deckstats.net
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Plains
Basic Land - Plains
({T}: Add {W}.)
OTJ #277 · deckstats.net
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Plains
Basic Land - Plains
({T}: Add {W}.)
OTJ #277 · deckstats.net
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Plains
Basic Land - Plains
({T}: Add {W}.)
OTJ #277 · deckstats.net
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Plains
Basic Land - Plains
({T}: Add {W}.)
OTJ #277 · deckstats.net
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Plains
Basic Land - Plains
({T}: Add {W}.)
OTJ #277 · deckstats.net
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Plains
Basic Land - Plains
({T}: Add {W}.)
OTJ #277 · deckstats.net
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Plains
Basic Land - Plains
({T}: Add {W}.)
OTJ #277 · deckstats.net
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Plains
Basic Land - Plains
({T}: Add {W}.)
OTJ #277 · deckstats.net
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Plains
Basic Land - Plains
({T}: Add {W}.)
OTJ #277 · deckstats.net
{2}{W}
Staying Power
Enchantment
"Until end of turn" and "this turn" effects don't end.
UPLIST #8 · deckstats.net
{3}{W}
Strutting Turkey
Host Creature - Bird
When this creature enters the battlefield,

exile target creature card with mana value 2 or less from your graveyard. If it has augment, combine it with a host you control. Otherwise, put it onto the battlefield.
UND #14 · deckstats.net
2 / 2
{3}
Sword of Dungeons & Dragons
Artifact - Equipment
Equipped creature gets +2/+2 and has protection from Rogues and from Clerics.

Whenever equipped creature deals combat damage to a player, create a 4/4 gold Dragon creature token with flying and roll a d20 (a twenty-sided die). If you roll a 20, repeat this process.

Equip {2}
UPLIST #61 · deckstats.net
{3}{W}{W}
Syr Cadian, Knight Owl
Legendary Creature - Bird Knight
Knightlifelink (Damage dealt by Knights you control also causes you to gain that much life.)

{W}: Syr Cadian, Knight Owl gains vigilance until end of turn. Activate only from sunrise to sunset.

{B}: Syr Cadian, Knight Owl gains flying until end of turn. Activate only from sunset to sunrise.
UPLIST #9 · deckstats.net
4 / 4
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Underdome
Land
{T}: Add {C}.

{T}: Add one mana of any color. Spend this mana only to pay Un-costs.
UND #86 · deckstats.net