Exile target attacking creature. Then remove it from the game. Then put it into the absolutely-removed-from-the-freaking-game-forever zone.

Whenever you gain life, put a +1/+1 counter on Ajani's Pridemate.

{1}{B}, Pay 2 life: Draw a card.

At the beginning of your upkeep, if you have 5 or less life, you may transform Arguel's Blood Fast.

(Transforms from Arguel's Blood Fast.)

{T}: Add {B}.

{T}, Sacrifice a creature: You gain life equal to the sacrificed creature's toughness.

Destroy target silver-bordered or acorn permanent in any game you can see from your seat.

Choose two --

• Destroy all artifacts.

• Destroy all enchantments.

• Destroy all creatures with mana value 3 or less.

• Destroy all creatures with mana value 4 or greater.

Whenever you gain life, put a +1/+1 counter on Bloodbond Vampire.

Flying

Whenever you gain life, put a +1/+1 counter on Bloodthirsty Aerialist.

Open a sealed Magic booster pack, reveal the cards, and put one of them into your hand. (Remove that card from your deck before beginning a new game.)

Whenever you cast a silver-bordered spell, put a +1/+1 counter on Border Guardian.

Whenever you cast a black-bordered spell, Border Guardian can't be blocked this turn.

Whenever you cast a white-bordered spell, Border Guardian gains double strike until end of turn.

Vigilance

When Cavalier of Dawn enters the battlefield, destroy up to one target nonland permanent. Its controller creates a 3/3 colorless Golem artifact creature token.

When Cavalier of Dawn dies, return target artifact or enchantment card from your graveyard to your hand.

Lifelink

When Cavalier of Night enters the battlefield, you may sacrifice another creature. When you do, destroy target creature an opponent controls.

When Cavalier of Night dies, return target creature card with mana value 3 or less from your graveyard to the battlefield.

Flying

When Chivalrous Chevalier enters the battlefield, return a creature you control to its owner's hand unless you compliment an opponent.

Flying

Whenever you gain life, each opponent loses 1 life.

{T}: Add one mana of any color in your commander's color identity.

As Conspiracy enters the battlefield, choose a creature type.

Creatures you control are the chosen type. The same is true for creature spells you control and creature cards you own that aren't on the battlefield.

Whenever you gain life, you may pay {2}. If you do, draw a card.

{3}{W}: Create a 1/1 white Soldier creature token with lifelink.

{0}: Return Deadhead from your graveyard to the battlefield. Activate only if an opponent isn't touching their hand (of cards).

Flying

Whenever you gain life, target opponent loses that much life.

Desert of the Glorified enters the battlefield tapped.

{T}: Add {B}.

Cycling {1}{B} ({1}{B}, Discard this card: Draw a card.)

Desert of the True enters the battlefield tapped.

{T}: Add {W}.

Cycling {1}{W} ({1}{W}, Discard this card: Draw a card.)

Whenever you gain life, each opponent loses 1 life.

If any source would deal 1 or more damage to a permanent or player this turn, it deals 2 damage to that permanent or player instead.

Draw a card.

{2}, {T}: Move a counter from one permanent onto another. If the second permanent refers to any kind of counter, the moved counter becomes one of those counters. Otherwise, it becomes a +1/+1 counter.

{3}, {T}: Put a +1/+1 counter on target creature.

{4}, {T}: Proliferate. (Choose any number of permanents and/or players, then give each another counter of each kind already there.)

Famished Paladin doesn't untap during your untap step.

Whenever you gain life, untap Famished Paladin.

First strike (This creature deals combat damage before creatures without first strike.)

Lifelink (Damage dealt by this creature also causes you to gain that much life.)

Fiendslayer Paladin can't be the target of black or red spells your opponents control.

Whenever you gain life, put two +1/+1 counters on Gideon's Company.

{3}{W}: Put a loyalty counter on target Gideon planeswalker.

{B}, Pay 2 life: Draw a card.

You may cast Haakon, Stromgald Scourge from your graveyard, but not from anywhere else.

As long as Haakon is on the battlefield, you may cast Knight spells from your graveyard.

When Haakon dies, you lose 2 life.

Put all creatures on the bottom of their owners' libraries.

Kabira Crossroads enters the battlefield tapped.

When Kabira Crossroads enters the battlefield, you gain 2 life.

{T}: Add {W}.

Destroy target nonblack creature.

Gotcha -- If an opponent says "kill" or "destroy," you may say "Gotcha!" When you do, return Kill! Destroy! from your graveyard to your hand.

Knight creatures you control have double strike.

First strike (This creature deals combat damage before creatures without first strike.)

Other Knight creatures you control get +1/+1 and have indestructible. (Damage and effects that say "destroy" don't destroy them.)

First strike

{1}{W}, Do the Hokey Pokey: Prevent all damage a source of your choice would deal to Knight of the Hokey Pokey this turn. (To do the Hokey Pokey, choose an arm, a leg, or your whole self and put it in. Put it out. Put it in. Shake it all about. You do the Hokey Pokey! Turn yourself around.)

First strike, protection from black borders (Nothing with a black border can block, target, deal damage to, or attach to this creature.)

First strike

When Knight of the White Orchid enters the battlefield, if an opponent controls more lands than you, you may search your library for a Plains card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle.

When Knights of the Black Rose enters the battlefield, you become the monarch.

Whenever an opponent becomes the monarch, if you were the monarch as the turn began, that player loses 2 life and you gain 2 life.

Whenever a Knight you control attacks, each opponent loses 1 life and you gain 1 life.

{6}{W}{B}, Sacrifice Knights' Charge: Return all Knight creature cards from your graveyard to the battlefield.

When Kor Cartographer enters the battlefield, you may search your library for a Plains card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.

First strike, lifelink

At the beginning of the end step, if you gained 3 or more life this turn, transform Lone Rider.

First strike, trample, lifelink

{T}: Roll a six-sided die. On a 3 or lower, target player adds {C}. Otherwise, that player adds one mana of any color they choose.

{2}, {T}: Add {B} for each Swamp you control.

{1}: Flip a coin. If you win the flip, add {C}{C}. Activate only as an instant.

Haste

Reveal Masterful Ninja from your hand: Masterful Ninja is on the battlefield and in your hand until end of turn.

{1}{B}: Masterful Ninja gets +1/+1 until end of turn.

Choose one --

• Exile all artifacts.

• Exile all creatures.

• Exile all enchantments.

• Exile all planeswalkers.

Destroy target creature.

Lifelink

When Murderous Rider dies, put it on the bottom of its owner's library.

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Destroy target creature or planeswalker. You lose 2 life. (Then exile this card. You may cast the creature later from exile.)

{1}, {T}: Say the flavor text on a card in your hand. Target opponent guesses that card's name. You may reveal that card. If you do and they guessed wrong, you draw a card.

Skip your untap step.

At the beginning of your upkeep, you may pay X life. If you do, untap X permanents.

Pay ½ life: Exile the top card of your library face down. Put that card into your hand at the beginning of the next end step.

Whenever you tap a Swamp for mana, add an additional {B}.

{B}: Nirkana Revenant gets +1/+1 until end of turn.

Oathsworn Vampire enters the battlefield tapped.

You may cast Oathsworn Vampire from your graveyard if you gained life this turn.

Choose one --

• Destroy each creature with an odd number of words in its name. (Hyphenated words are one word.)

• Destroy each creature with an even number of words in its name.

Orzhov Basilica enters the battlefield tapped.

When Orzhov Basilica enters the battlefield, return a land you control to its owner's hand.

{T}: Add {W}{B}.

{1}, {T}: Add {W}{B}.

Creature cards in graveyards can attack and block as though they were on the battlefield, can block or be blocked only by creature cards in graveyards, are Zombies in addition to their other types, and have undeathtouch. (If they would deal damage to a creature card, exile that creature card instead.)

Creature cards in your graveyard have haste.

Path of Ancestry enters the battlefield tapped.

{T}: Add one mana of any color in your commander's color identity. When that mana is spent to cast a creature spell that shares a creature type with your commander, scry 1. (Look at the top card of your library. You may put that card on the bottom.)

({T}: Add {W}.)

({T}: Add {W}.)

({T}: Add {W}.)

({T}: Add {W}.)

({T}: Add {W}.)

({T}: Add {W}.)

({T}: Add {W}.)

({T}: Add {W}.)

({T}: Add {W}.)

Flying

Whenever a creature dies, you may roll a six-sided die. If you roll a 1, sacrifice Poultrygeist. Otherwise, put a +1/+1 counter on Poultrygeist.

Destroy target nonartifact, nonland permanent that doesn't share a color with clothing worn by its controller.

Whenever a creature attacks you or a planeswalker you control, that creature's controller loses 1 life and you gain 1 life.

Whenever you gain life, target opponent loses that much life.

Scoured Barrens enters the battlefield tapped.

When Scoured Barrens enters the battlefield, you gain 1 life.

{T}: Add {W} or {B}.

Flying

When Skull Saucer enters the battlefield, destroy target creature and put your head on the table. Sacrifice Skull Saucer when your head stops touching the table.

Whenever Sly Spy deals combat damage to a player, that player reveals their hand. You choose a card from it with the longest name. That player discards that card.

Lifelink

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You gain X life and each opponent loses X life, where X is the number of Knights you control.

{T}: Add {C}{C}.

Target player discards a card.

Gotcha -- If an opponent audibly flicks the cards in their hand, you may say "Gotcha!" When you do, return Stop That from your graveyard to your hand.

Open a sealed Magic booster pack, reveal the cards, and put all creature cards revealed this way onto the battlefield under your control. They're Zombies in addition to their other types. (Remove those cards from your deck before beginning a new game.)

({T}: Add {B}.)

({T}: Add {B}.)

({T}: Add {B}.)

({T}: Add {B}.)

({T}: Add {B}.)

({T}: Add {B}.)

({T}: Add {B}.)

({T}: Add {B}.)

({T}: Add {B}.)

({T}: Add {B}.)

Equipped creature has hexproof and haste. (It can't be the target of spells or abilities your opponents control.)

Equip {1}

Knightlifelink (Damage dealt by Knights you control also causes you to gain that much life.)

{W}: Syr Cadian, Knight Owl gains vigilance until end of turn. Activate only from sunrise to sunset.

{B}: Syr Cadian, Knight Owl gains flying until end of turn. Activate only from sunset to sunrise.

{T}: Add {C}.

{T}: Add {W} or {B}. Activate only if you control a Swamp.

Temple of Silence enters the battlefield tapped.

When Temple of Silence enters the battlefield, scry 1.

{T}: Add {W} or {B}.

The Fallen Apart enters the battlefield with two arms and two legs.

Whenever damage is dealt to The Fallen Apart, remove an arm or a leg from it.

The Fallen Apart can't attack if it has no legs and can't block if it has no arms.

Whenever you gain life, put a +1/+1 counter on Twinblade Paladin.

As long as you have 25 or more life, Twinblade Paladin has double strike. (It deals both first-strike and regular combat damage.)

{T}: Add {C}.

{T}: Add one mana of any color. Spend this mana only to pay Un-costs.

{T}: Add {C}.

{2}{W}{B}, {T}: Creatures you control gain deathtouch and lifelink until end of turn.

{1}{W}{B}: Target creature gains lifelink until end of turn.

{1}{W}{B}: Whenever you gain life this turn, each opponent loses that much life.

Vigilance, lifelink

{T}, Pay 7 life: Destroy target nonland permanent. Activate only during your turn.

Whenever you gain life, you may pay {X}, where X is less than or equal to the amount of life you gained. If you do, draw X cards.

Deathtouch

Wintermoor Commander's toughness is equal to the number of Knights you control.

Whenever Wintermoor Commander attacks, another target Knight you control gains indestructible until end of turn. (Damage and effects that say "destroy" don't destroy it.)