[01] Kozilek, the Great Distortion: Timmy's Colorless Heaven (EDH / Commander) [Revision 58]

Power lvl: 7/10
Complexity: 3/10
Salt lvl: Low
Infinite combos: Yes (Mana)
Tutor quality: Mid
Webcam-unfriendly cards: Karn Liberated, Emrakul, the Promised End

Forget Ulamog and Emrakul - Kozilek, the Great Distortion is the real powerhouse.

I am a Johnny/Timmy at heart, with the emphasis on Johnny. However, sometimes my inner Timmy takes control, and I get the urge to smash my opponents' faces with a giant Eldrazi, ideally on turn 5. Dropping Kozilek, the Great Distortion early consistently is surprisingly easy; the manarocks are aplenty and casting Kozilek replenishes your hand right away. Voltaic Key and Manifold Key even enable infinite mana.

Kozilek, the Great Distortion on the battlefield allows you to suddenly become a control player as well - Scroll Rack and Memory Jar help you sculpt your hand AKA your counterspell suite.

If Kozilek, the Great Distortion is not what you need, threats like Ulamog, the Infinite Gyre or Blightsteel Colossus are at your disposal, just tutor them using Eye of Ugin, Sanctum of Ugin, Planar Portal or Conduit of Ruin. If you can, remember to grant your threat haste using Hall of the Bandit Lord or Lightning Greaves; Winding Canyons also work as a pseudo-haste enabler.

Once you have a threat in place, cards like Platinum Emperion, Soul of New Phyrexia or Maze of Ith should help you cement your victory. Singular threats can be dealt with using Duplicant or Brittle Effigy, while Ugin, the Spirit Dragon, All is Dust and Oblivion Ring nuke multiple targets at once. Warping Wail is the secret MVP of the deck, since all 3 modes are quite useful, and in my experience NOBODY expects a counterspell from the colorless player.

All in all, this deck helps me scratch my Timmy itch, and is very easy to navigate during the first several turns. However, in later turns, the sheer amount of nonbasic lands and different utility artifacts often creates a very complex, yet fun boardstate.

Other tokens:
Poison Counter (Inkmoth Nexus, Blightsteel Colossus)