When this creature enters the battlefield, roll a six-sided die. You gain life equal to the result.
1 /
1
{W}
Adorable Kitten
Host Creature - Cat
When this creature enters the battlefield, roll a six-sided die. You gain life equal to the result.
1 /
1
{W}
Adorable Kitten
Host Creature - Cat
When this creature enters the battlefield, roll a six-sided die. You gain life equal to the result.
1 /
1
{3}{W}
Aerial Toastmaster
Artifact Creature - Cyborg Rigger
Flying
{3}{W}, Sacrifice another artifact: Aerial Toastmaster assembles a Contraption. (Put the top card of your Contraption deck face up onto one of your sprockets.)
Whenever a player plays a spell that counters a spell that has been played or a player plays a spell that comes into play with counters, that player may counter the next spell played or put an additional counter on a permanent that has already been played, but not countered.
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Applied Aeronautics
Artifact - Contraption
Whenever you crank Applied Aeronautics, until end of turn, target creature gets +1/+0, gains flying, and becomes an artifact in addition to its other types.
{2}{U}
Artful Looter
Creature - Human Wizard
{T}: Draw a card, then discard a card.
Whenever a permanent that shares an artist with another permanent you control enters the battlefield, untap Artful Looter.
1 /
2
{2}{B}{B}
Bad Ass
Creature - Donkey Zombie
{1}{B}, Growl: Regenerate Bad Ass.
3.5 /
1
{G}{W}
Better Than One
Sorcery
A person outside the game becomes your teammate. (Choose any number of cards in your hand, on top of your library, or on the battlefield under your control. Those cards become your teammate's hand, library, and permanents, respectively.)
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Boomflinger
Artifact - Contraption
Whenever you crank Boomflinger, roll two six-sided dice. Boomflinger deals damage to target player or planeswalker equal to the difference between those results.
{2}{U}
Bursting Beebles
Creature - Beeble
Bursting Beebles can't be blocked as long as defending player controls two or more nonland permanents that share an artist.
2 /
2
{3}{U}
Chipper Chopper
Artifact Creature - Cyborg Rigger
Flying
When Chipper Chopper enters the battlefield, you may sacrifice another artifact. If you do, put two +1/+1 counters on Chipper Chopper and it assembles a Contraption. (Put the top card of your Contraption deck face up onto one of your sprockets.)
1 /
1
{3}{U}
Chipper Chopper
Artifact Creature - Cyborg Rigger
Flying
When Chipper Chopper enters the battlefield, you may sacrifice another artifact. If you do, put two +1/+1 counters on Chipper Chopper and it assembles a Contraption. (Put the top card of your Contraption deck face up onto one of your sprockets.)
1 /
1
{1}{W}
Circle of Protection: Art
Enchantment
As Circle of Protection: Art enters the battlefield, choose an artist.
{1}{W}: The next time a source of your choice with art by the chosen artist would deal damage to you this turn, prevent that damage.
{1}{W}: Return Circle of Protection: Art to its owner's hand.
{4}
Contraption Cannon
Artifact
{2}, Sacrifice Contraption Cannon: It deals damage to any target equal to the number of Contraptions you control.
{3}{G}
Creature Guy
Creature - Beast
Gotcha -- If an opponent says "creature" or "guy," you may say "Gotcha!" When you do, return Creature Guy from your graveyard to your hand.
3 /
3
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Dual Doomsuits
Artifact - Contraption
Whenever you crank Dual Doomsuits, each time a source you control would deal damage this turn, it deals double that damage instead.
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Entirely Normal Armchair
Artifact
During your turn, if Entirely Normal Armchair is in your hand, you may hide it on the battlefield.
{0}: Return Entirely Normal Armchair to its owner's hand. Only your opponents may activate this ability and only if they see Entirely Normal Armchair.
{2}, Sacrifice Entirely Normal Armchair: Destroy target attacking creature.
{W}
Erase
Instant
Exile target enchantment.
{1}{B}{B}
Farewell to Arms
Enchantment
As Farewell to Arms enters the battlefield, choose a hand attached to an opponent's arm.
When the chosen hand isn't behind its owner's back, sacrifice Farewell to Arms. If you do, that player discards their hand . . . of cards. (The lawyers wouldn't let us do it the other way.)
{1}{W}{W}
Fascist Art Director
Creature - Human Horror
{W}{W}: Fascist Art Director gains protection from the artist of your choice until end of turn.
2 /
2
{4}{R}
Feisty Stegosaurus
Host Creature - Dinosaur
When this creature enters the battlefield, roll a six-sided die. This creature deals damage equal to the result to target creature an opponent controls.
2 /
1
{4}{R}
Feisty Stegosaurus
Host Creature - Dinosaur
When this creature enters the battlefield, roll a six-sided die. This creature deals damage equal to the result to target creature an opponent controls.
2 /
1
{3}{G}
First Pick
Instant
Destroy target artifact or enchantment. Assemble a Contraption. (Put the top card of your Contraption deck face up onto one of your sprockets.)
{2}{U}
Flaccify
Instant
Counter target spell unless its controller pays {3}{½}.
{4}
Gnome-Made Engine
Host Artifact Creature - Construct
When this creature enters the battlefield, create a 1/1 colorless Gnome artifact creature token.
2 /
2
{2}{G}
Graphic Violence
Instant
All creatures with art by the artist of your choice get +2/+2 and gain trample until end of turn.
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Half-Shark, Half-
Creature - Shark
At the beginning of your upkeep,
Augment {5}{U} ({5}{U}, Reveal this card from your hand: Combine it with target host. Augment only as a sorcery.)
+3 /
+3
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Head Banger
Artifact - Contraption
Whenever you crank Head Banger, target creature must be blocked this turn if able.
{2}{B}
Hoisted Hireling
Creature - Zombie
Hoisted Hireling has flying as long as it's being held above the battlefield.
2 /
1
{2}{B}
Hoisted Hireling
Creature - Zombie
Hoisted Hireling has flying as long as it's being held above the battlefield.
2 /
1
{5}{R}
It That Gets Left Hanging
Creature - Elemental Horror
When It That Gets Left Hanging enters the battlefield, ask a person outside the game to high-five you. If they won't, It That Gets Left Hanging gains haste until end of turn.
5 /
4
{3}{G}
Joyride Rigger
Creature - Goblin Rigger
When Joyride Rigger enters the battlefield, it assembles a Contraption. (Put the top card of your Contraption deck face up onto one of your sprockets.)
3 /
3
{1}{B}{B}
Kill! Destroy!
Instant
Destroy target nonblack creature.
Gotcha -- If an opponent says "kill" or "destroy," you may say "Gotcha!" When you do, return Kill! Destroy! from your graveyard to your hand.
{5}
Kindslaver
Legendary Artifact
{5}, {T}, Sacrifice Kindslaver: A person outside the game controls target player during that player's next turn. Neither player may advise that person until the end of that turn.
{2}{W}
Knight of the Widget
Artifact Creature - Cyborg Knight
Vigilance
Knight of the Widget's power and toughness are each equal to the number of Order of the Widget watermarks among permanents you control.
* /
*
{G}{G}
Land Aid '04
Sorcery
Search your library for a basic land card, put that card onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle. If you sang a song the whole time you were searching and shuffling, you may untap that land.
{6}
Letter Bomb
Artifact
When Letter Bomb enters the battlefield, sign it and shuffle it into target player's library. That player reveals each card they draw until they draw Letter Bomb. When that player draws Letter Bomb, it deals 19½ damage to them.
{U}
Loose Lips
Enchantment - Aura
Enchant creature
As Loose Lips enters the battlefield, choose a sentence with eight or fewer words.
Enchanted creature has flying.
Whenever enchanted creature deals damage to an opponent, that player may say the chosen sentence. If they don't, you draw two cards.
{3}
Mad Science Fair Project
Artifact
{T}: Roll a six-sided die. On a 3 or lower, target player adds {C}. Otherwise, that player adds one mana of any color they choose.
{2}{U}
Magic Word
Enchantment - Aura
Enchant creature
As Magic Word enters the battlefield, choose a word.
Whisper the chosen word: Tap enchanted creature.
{1}{R}
Mana Flair
Instant
Add {R} for each nonland permanent with art by the artist of your choice.
{4}{U}
Mer Man
Host Creature - Human Fish
When this creature enters the battlefield, you may draw a card.
3 /
3
{U}
Mise
Instant
Choose a nonland card name, then reveal the top card of your library. If that card has the chosen name, you draw three cards.
{2}{U}
Moniker Mage
Creature - Human Wizard
{U}, Say your middle name: Moniker Mage gains shroud until end of turn.
{U}, Say an opponent's middle name: Moniker Mage gains flying until end of turn.
2 /
2
{R}
Mons's Goblin Waiters
Creature - Goblin Waiter
Sacrifice a creature or land: Add {HR}.
1 /
1
{2}{B}
Mother of Goons
Creature - Human Cleric
Whenever a creature an opponent controls dies, sacrifice Mother of Goons unless you insult that creature.
3 /
2
{1}{G}
Name Dropping
Enchantment
Gotcha -- If an opponent says a word that's in the name of a card in your graveyard, you may say "Gotcha!" When you do, return that card to your hand.
{1}{U}{U}
Now I Know My ABC's
Enchantment
At the beginning of your upkeep, if you control permanents with names that include all twenty-six letters of the English alphabet, you win the game.
{2}{R}
Painiac
Creature - Brainiac
At the beginning of your upkeep, roll a six-sided die. Painiac gets +X/+0 until end of turn, where X is the result.
0 /
3
{1}{B}{B}
Persecute Artist
Sorcery
Choose an artist other than Rebecca Guay. Target player reveals their hand and discards all nonland cards with art by the chosen artist.
{3}{R}
Punctuate
Instant
Punctuate deals damage to target creature equal to half the number of punctuation marks in that creature's text box. (The punctuation marks are ! ? , ; : - -- ( ) / " " ' ' & .)
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Quick-Stick Lick Trick
Artifact - Contraption
Whenever you crank Quick-Stick Lick Trick, target creature gets +1/+1 and gains lifelink until end of turn.
{2}{B}{R}
Rare-B-Gone
Sorcery
Each player sacrifices all permanents that are rare or mythic rare, then each player reveals their hand and discards all cards that are rare or mythic rare.
{2}{G}
Remodel
Instant
If you control two or more green permanents that share an artist, you may cast this spell without paying its mana cost.
Exile target artifact.
{1}{R}{R}
Sauté
Instant
Sauté deals 3½ damage to any target.
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Secret Base
Land
{T}: Add {C}.
{T}: Add one mana of any color. Spend this mana only to cast a spell that shares a watermark with Secret Base.
{1}{G}
Selfie Preservation
Sorcery
Search your library for a basic land card and reveal it. If there's a tree in its art, put it onto the battlefield tapped. Otherwise, put it into your hand. Then shuffle.
{2}{U}{U}
Spy Eye
Creature - Eye Spy
Flying
Whenever Spy Eye deals combat damage to a player, you may draw a card from that player's library.
1 /
3
{3}
Staff of the Letter Magus
Artifact
As Staff of the Letter Magus enters the battlefield, choose a consonant other than N, R, S, or T.
Whenever a player casts a spell, you gain 1 life for each time the chosen letter appears in that spell's name.
{4}{B}
Stinging Scorpion
Host Creature - Scorpion
When this creature enters the battlefield, target creature an opponent controls gets -1/-1 until end of turn.
3 /
2
{2}{R}
Super-Duper Death Ray
Instant
Trample (This spell can deal excess damage to its target's controller.)
Super-Duper Death Ray deals 4 damage to target creature.
Whenever you crank Thud-for-Duds, roll two six-sided dice. Thud-for-Duds deals damage to target creature equal to the difference between those results.
{4}{U}
Time Out
Instant
Roll a six-sided die. Put target nonland permanent into its owner's library just beneath the top X cards of that library, where X is the result.
{1}{B}
Vile Bile
Creature - Ooze
Whenever a player's skin or fingernail touches Vile Bile, that player loses 2 life.
2.5 /
2.5
{2}{G}
Willing Test Subject
Creature - Spider Monkey Scientist
Reach
Whenever you roll a 4 or higher on a die, put a +1/+1 counter on Willing Test Subject.
{6}: Roll a six-sided die.
2 /
2
{2}{G}
Willing Test Subject
Creature - Spider Monkey Scientist
Reach
Whenever you roll a 4 or higher on a die, put a +1/+1 counter on Willing Test Subject.
{6}: Roll a six-sided die.
2 /
2
{2}{B}
Zombie Fanboy
Creature - Zombie Gamer
As Zombie Fanboy enters the battlefield, choose an artist.
Whenever a permanent with art by the chosen artist is put into a graveyard, put two +1/+1 counters on Zombie Fanboy.
1 /
1
{1}{U}
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Creature - Shapeshifter
{1}: This card's name becomes the card name of your choice. Activate anywhere, anytime.