Ever Heard of Bronzebeak Moa? (Pauper EDH) (EDH / Commander)

So, I was scrolling through the list of every uncommon creature card in existence, trying to find the perfect one to helm a PDH (Pauper Dragon Highlander) deck, and I found this one.

At first, I tried to fight it. "There are better ones out there," I told myself. More interesting creatures, more reliable playstyles. But in the end I just kept coming back to this stupid, flightless bird. The possibility of one-shotting someone with Commander damage from a massive bird was just too tempting, and in the end I just couldn't fight destiny.

So here we are!

Strategy:

The strategy is to make the bird as powerful as possible. If we're not winning by using the bird, we're not winning at all. Attacking with tokens is unacceptable and suggests disloyalty to the Moa.

First, get the Moa down. Hold off all creatures until the Moa is down. Once the bird hits the field, though, all hell will break loose. Smack every thinkable equipment and Aura available onto it, and spam creatures to make it unthinkably massive. Proceed to one-shot opponents with Commander damage, and then live the rest of your life knowing that you killed people with a flightless bird.

Oh, and I forgot to mention - PDH is cheap so this deck is cheap.