Ghired - Token Stompy (EDH / Commander)

So this dude from Selesnya decided to throw a barbeque party on his birthday and was banned from the guild on account of not being vegan. He then threw another bbq fest on the Rubblebelt when he got recruited into the Gruul. My boi.

Previously a rhys the redeemed deck that always underperformed, this dude brought the punch tokens deck needed. It can get out of control fast, has a very high recovery rate and a bunch of ways to go for the kill.

I don't want stuff like impact tremors in this deck. That is not the Gruul way. We must be brainlessly aggressive here, it should feel like you're trying to crush down civilization when playing the deck.

Aggro deck to the very core. Keep attacking, don't slow down.

Techs:

• Use the things that clone creatures as tokens to abuse (with consent) the druid, witness, angel, hoof, you name it.
• Hate mirage is an absolute monster tech if you save it for when you can proliferate a couple times right after.
• Natural order can fish the 'hoof, but in an emergecy you can get the druid or the witness
• Séance is deceptively good, because of the "each". And it can be used as recursion for a big finisher attempt.
• Instead of a big recovery card like Praetor's Counsel, I'd decided to go with the two witnesses. Since the deck has an easy time with proliferate mechanics, you might never run out of cards if you can manage them well (one good proliferate batch on eternalized witness nets you a nice army and a full hand of goodies, and it is not hard to do).
• Phase paladin is complicated. He can save your life and if you can clone him and leave him on the battlefield, then any instant time proliferate can become your tef protection.
• Mirage bros: MAN THESE SOULBOND CREATURES I'M TELLING YOU. I can't even begin to describe the amount of damage this thing can do.

Winners eat meat