Choose one or both --

• Destroy target creature with flying.

• Destroy target Attraction. (It's put into its owner's junkyard.)

You may apologize. If you do, you gain 3 life.

Anger of the Gods deals 3 damage to each creature. If a creature dealt damage this way would die this turn, exile it instead.

When Armorcraft Judge enters the battlefield, draw a card for each creature you control with a +1/+1 counter on it.

Whenever you roll a 1 or 2, put that many +1/+1 counters on Atomwheel Acrobats.

{2}{G}: Roll a six-sided die.

(Gain the next level as a sorcery to add its ability.)

If you would roll one or more dice, instead roll that many dice plus one and ignore the lowest roll.

{1}{R}: Level 2

Whenever you roll one or more dice, target creature you control gets +2/+0 and gains menace until end of turn.

{2}{R}: Level 3

Creatures you control have haste.

Madness {R}, cycling {1}{R}, kicker {2}{R}, flashback {3}{R}, buyback {4}{R}

Blast from the Past deals 2 damage to any target. If this spell was kicked, create a 1/1 red Goblin creature token.

Trample

Other red creatures you control get +1/+1.

Other green creatures you control get +1/+1.

Whenever you cast a silver-bordered spell, put a +1/+1 counter on Border Guardian.

Whenever you cast a black-bordered spell, Border Guardian can't be blocked this turn.

Whenever you cast a white-bordered spell, Border Guardian gains double strike until end of turn.

Roll a six-sided die. Create a number of 1/1 red Goblin creature tokens equal to the result.

Whenever you roll one or more dice, Brazen Dwarf deals 1 damage to each opponent.

Choose one --

• Burn Down the House deals 5 damage to each creature and each planeswalker.

• Create three 1/1 red Devil creature tokens with "When this creature dies, it deals 1 damage to any target." They gain haste until end of turn.

At the beginning of combat on your turn, roll two six-sided dice. For each result of 1, Celebr-8000 gets +1/+1 until end of turn. For each other result, it gains the indicated ability until end of turn. If you rolled doubles, it also gains double strike until end of turn.

• 2 -- menace

• 3 -- vigilance

• 4 -- lifelink

• 5 -- flying

• 6 -- indestructible

Wild Magic Surge -- Whenever Chaos Channeler attacks, roll a d20.

1--9 | Exile the top card of your library. You may play it this turn.

10--19 | Exile the top two cards of your library. You may play them this turn.

20 | Exile the top three cards of your library. You may play them this turn.

Whenever Delina, Wild Mage attacks, choose target creature you control, then roll a d20.

1--14 | Create a tapped and attacking token that's a copy of that creature, except it's not legendary and it has "At end of combat, exile this creature."

15--20 | Create one of those tokens. You may roll again.

Haste

When Devil K. Nevil enters the battlefield, jump it over any number of creatures. If it clears those creatures, put that many +1/+1 counters on it. (You can see a jumping demonstration at DevilKNevil.com.)

If a hot source you control would deal damage to a player or permanent, it deals that much damage plus 1 instead. (Something is hot if it has hot things in its art, like fire or explosions.)

{1}{R}, Sacrifice Don't Try This at Home: It deals damage equal to twice the number of hot cards in your graveyard to target creature or planeswalker.

When Druid of the Emerald Grove enters the battlefield, search your library for up to two basic land cards and reveal them, then roll a d20.

1--9 | Put those cards into your hand, then shuffle.

10--19 | Put one of those cards onto the battlefield tapped and the other into your hand, then shuffle.

20+ | Put those cards onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.

Eelectrocute deals 2 damage to any target.

You may cast Eelectrocute from your graveyard as long as you've rolled a 6 this turn. If you cast Eelectrocute this way and it would be put into your graveyard, exile it instead.

Until end of turn, target non-Brushwagg creature gets +1/+1 for each supertype, card type, and subtype it has.

For each creature your opponents control, create a 4/4 green Phyrexian Beast creature token. Each of those tokens fights a different one of those creatures.

When this creature enters the battlefield, roll a six-sided die. This creature deals damage equal to the result to target creature an opponent controls.

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When Goblin Blastronauts enters the battlefield, open an Attraction.

Whenever you roll a 6, you may copy the spell, ability, or Attraction visit that caused you to roll that die. You may choose new targets for the copy.

Reach

Whenever you roll a die, if the result isn't stored on Goblin Girder Gang, you may store that result on it. When you do, Goblin Girder Gang deals 1 damage to any target without a hat.

Goblin Girder Gang gets +1/+0 for each result stored on it.

{3}{G}: Roll a six-sided die. Ground Pounder gets +X/+X until end of turn, where X is the result.

Whenever you roll a 5 or higher on a die, Ground Pounder gains trample until end of turn.

As Hammer Jammer enters the battlefield, roll a six-sided die. Hammer Jammer enters the battlefield with a number of +1/+1 counters on it equal to the result.

Whenever you roll a die, remove all +1/+1 counters from Hammer Jammer, then put a number of +1/+1 counters on it equal to the result.

As Hardy of Myra's Marvels enters the battlefield, choose a number.

Whenever you cast a spell with the chosen number of lines of flavor text, put that many +1/+1 counters on target creature.

Partner (You can have two commanders if both have partner.)

Whenever Hoarding Ogre attacks, roll a d20.

1--9 | Create a Treasure token. (It's an artifact with "{T}, Sacrifice this artifact: Add one mana of any color.")

10--19 | Create two Treasure tokens.

20 | Create three Treasure tokens.

Each +1/+1 counter on a creature you control is also a Food token. (It's an artifact with "{2}, {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: You gain 3 life.")

{3}{G}, {T}: Roll two six-sided dice. For each odd result, put a +1/+1 counter on a creature of your choice. Activate only as a sorcery.

As Ignacio of Myra's Marvels enters the battlefield, choose armor, blood, book, bottle, fang, fire, scroll, spear, sword, or water.

Whenever you cast a spell with the chosen object in its art, create two Treasure tokens.

Partner (You can have two commanders if both have partner.)

Invigorating Hot Spring enters the battlefield with four +1/+1 counters on it.

Modified creatures you control have haste. (Equipment, Auras you control, and counters are modifications.)

Remove a +1/+1 counter from Invigorating Hot Spring: Put a +1/+1 counter on target creature you control. Activate only as a sorcery and only once each turn.

Whenever Iron Mastiff attacks, roll a d20 for each player being attacked and ignore all but the highest roll.

1--9 | Iron Mastiff deals damage equal to its power to you.

10--19 | Iron Mastiff deals damage equal to its power to defending player.

20 | Iron Mastiff deals damage equal to its power to each opponent.

At the beginning of your upkeep, exile the top four cards of your library, then roll a d20.

1--9 | You may put a land card from among those cards onto the battlefield.

10--19 | Create a 2/2 green Wolf creature token, then put a +1/+1 counter on it for each creature card among those cards.

20 | Put all permanent cards exiled with Journey to the Lost City onto the battlefield, then sacrifice it.

When Joyride Rigger enters the battlefield, it assembles a Contraption. (Put the top card of your Contraption deck face up onto one of your sprockets.)

Just Desserts deals π damage to target creature. (π is the ratio of a circle's circumference to its diameter. (It's a smidgen more than 3.))

Whenever you cast a spell, choose one --

• Flavor -- Meet and Greet "Sisay" gets +1/+1 until end of turn for each line of flavor text that spell has.

• History -- Create a Treasure token if that spell doesn't share an expansion symbol with a permanent you control or a card in your graveyard.

Destroy target artifact or enchantment. Create a 1/1 green Squirrel creature token for each fire extinguisher you can see from your seat.

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Rangeling (This card is every land type, including Plains, Island, Swamp, Mountain, Forest, Desert, Gate, Lair, Locus, and all those Urza's ones.)

Nearby Planet enters the battlefield tapped.

When Nearby Planet enters the battlefield, sacrifice it unless you pay {1}.

When Ol' Buzzbark enters the battlefield, roll X six-sided dice onto the battlefield from a height of at least X inches. For each die, put a number of +1/+1 counters equal to the result on each creature you control that die is touching. For each die, Ol' Buzzbark deals damage equal to the result to each creature an opponent controls that die is touching.

At the beginning of your upkeep, roll a six-sided die. Painiac gets +X/+0 until end of turn, where X is the result.

Roll two six-sided dice. Return any number of cards with total mana value X or less from your graveyard to your hand, where X is the total of those results. Exile Pair o' Dice Lost.

Haste

You can attack with Party Crasher once each combat during each opponent's turn.

As an additional cost to cast this spell, gobble X. (Each time you gobble, take a bite of food or sacrifice a Food token.)

X target creatures you control each get +2/+2 and gain trample until end of turn.

Enchant creature

Enchanted creature gets +2/+2 and can't be blocked except by creatures with flavor text.

Whenever you roll a die, you may reveal the top card of your library. Do this only once each turn. Whenever you reveal a card with mana value less than the result this way, you may exile it. If you do, you may play it this turn.

Trample

Whenever you roll your third die each turn, put a +1/+1 counter on Resolute Veggiesaur.

Choose one --

• Draw cards equal to the greatest power among non-Human creatures you control.

• Non-Human creatures you control get +3/+3 until end of turn.

{T}: Add {C}{C}{C}{C}. Spend this mana only on costs that contain {X}.

As an additional cost to cast this spell, discard a card.

Draw two cards and create a Treasure token. (It's an artifact with "{T}, Sacrifice this artifact: Add one mana of any color.")

Search your library for a basic land card and reveal it. If there's a tree in its art, put it onto the battlefield tapped. Otherwise, put it into your hand. Then shuffle.

Just a second (As long as this spell is on the stack, players can't move cards on the battlefield.)

Slaying Mantis enters the battlefield by being thrown from a distance of at least three feet.

When Slaying Mantis enters the battlefield, it fights each creature an opponent controls that it touched as it entered.

Choose one --

• Destroy target artifact.

• Roll a six-sided die. When you do, Slight Malfunction deals 1 damage to each of up to X target creatures, where X is the result.

Flying, deathtouch

Whenever Spelling Bee deals combat damage to a player, that player looks at the top card of your library and chooses a word on that card. You spell that word. If you spell it correctly, draw a card. Otherwise, scry 1.

Whenever another Goblin enters the battlefield under your control, you may pay {1}. If you do, Steamflogger Service Rep assembles a Contraption. (Put the top card of your Contraption deck face up onto one of your sprockets.)

Whenever you roll a 5 or higher on a die, Steel Squirrel gets +X/+X until end of turn, where X is the result.

{6}: Roll a six-sided die.

Whenever equipped creature attacks, roll a six-sided die. That creature gets +X/+0 until end of turn, where X is the result. Then if it has the greatest power or is tied for greatest power among creatures on the battlefield, draw a card.

Equip {3}

Temple of Abandon enters the battlefield tapped.

When Temple of Abandon enters the battlefield, scry 1.

{T}: Add {R} or {G}.

The Space Family Goblinson has trample as long as you've rolled three or more dice this turn.

Whenever you roll a die, put a +1/+1 counter on The Space Family Goblinson.

{4}, Sacrifice Treasure Chest: Roll a d20.

1 | Trapped! -- You lose 3 life.

2--9 | Create five Treasure tokens.

10--19 | You gain 3 life and draw three cards.

20 | Search your library for a card. If it's an artifact card, you may put it onto the battlefield. Otherwise, put that card into your hand. Then shuffle.

Choose a triggered ability of target permanent. It triggers. You control that ability.

{2}{G}: Adapt 2. (If this creature has no +1/+1 counters on it, put two +1/+1 counters on it.)

Each creature you control with a +1/+1 counter on it has trample.

Outlast {G} ({G}, {T}: Put a +1/+1 counter on this creature. Outlast only as a sorcery.)

Each creature you control with a +1/+1 counter on it has trample.

Whenever you roll one or more dice, put a number of charge counters on Vexing Puzzlebox equal to the result.

{T}: Add one mana of any color. Roll a d20.

{T}, Remove 100 charge counters from Vexing Puzzlebox: Search your library for an artifact card, put that card onto the battlefield, then shuffle.

Well Done deals 5 damage to target creature. If that creature is rare or mythic rare, Well Done deals 3 damage to that creature's controller.

Reach

Whenever you roll a 4 or higher on a die, put a +1/+1 counter on Willing Test Subject.

{6}: Roll a six-sided die.

Assemble two Contraptions. (Put the top card of your Contraption deck face up onto one of your sprockets. Then repeat this process.)

When Wrench-Rigger enters the battlefield, it assembles a Contraption. (Put the top card of your Contraption deck face up onto one of your sprockets.)

If you would roll one or more dice, instead roll that many dice plus one and ignore the lowest roll.

Whenever you roll one or more dice, put a +1/+1 counter on Wyll, Blade of Frontiers.

Choose a Background (You can have a Background as a second commander.)

When this creature enters the battlefield, you may put a name sticker on it. Add {R} for each unique vowel on that sticker. (The vowels are A, E, I, O, U, and Y.)