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B.F.M. (Big Furry Monster)
Creature - The Biggest, Baddest, Nastiest,
You must cast both B.F.M. cards to put

leaves the battlefield, sacrifice the other.

B.F.M. can't be blocked except by three or
UGL #28 · deckstats.net
{U}
Censorship
Enchantment
As Censorship enters the battlefield, choose a word.

Whenever a player says the chosen word, Censorship deals 2 damage to that player.
UGL #15 · deckstats.net
{1}{U}{U}
Chicken à la King
Creature - Bird Noble
Whenever a 6 is rolled on a six-sided die, put a +1/+1 counter on each Bird. (You may roll dice only when instructed to.)

Tap an untapped Bird you control: Roll a six-sided die. (Like now.)
UGL #17 · deckstats.net
2 / 2
{2}{U}
Clam-I-Am
Creature - Clamfolk
If you roll a 3 on a six-sided die, you may reroll that die.
UGL #19 · deckstats.net
2 / 2
{2}{U}{U}
Common Courtesy
Enchantment
Whenever a player casts a spell without asking your permission while casting it, counter that spell.

When a player asks you permission to cast a spell and you refuse, counter that spell and sacrifice Common Courtesy.
UGL #21 · deckstats.net
{4}{R}
Double Deal
Sorcery
Choose another player. Double Deal deals 3 damage to that player. At the beginning of the first upkeep in your next game with that player, Double Deal deals 3 damage to the player.
UGL #42 · deckstats.net
{3}{G}{G}
Double Play
Sorcery
Choose another player. Search your library for a basic land card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle. At the beginning of the first upkeep in your next game with that player, search your library for a basic land card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle.
UGL #55 · deckstats.net
{3}{U}{U}
Double Take
Instant
Choose another player. You draw two cards. At the beginning of the first upkeep in your next game with that player, you draw two cards.
UGL #23 · deckstats.net
{3}{G}
Elvish Impersonators
Creature - Elves
As Elvish Impersonators enters the battlefield, roll a six-sided die twice. Its base power becomes the first result and its base toughness becomes the second result.
UGL #56 · deckstats.net
* / *
{R}
Goblin Bookie
Creature - Goblin
{R}, {T}: Reflip any coin or reroll any die. (Activate only any time it makes sense.)
UGL #43 · deckstats.net
1 / 1
{2}{G}
Gus
Creature - Gus
Gus enters the battlefield with a +1/+1 counter on it for each Magic game you have lost to one of your opponents since you last won a game against them.
UGL #62 · deckstats.net
2 / 2
{6}{B}{B}{B}
Infernal Spawn of Evil
Creature - Beast
Flying, first strike

{1}{B}, Reveal Infernal Spawn of Evil from your hand, Say "It's coming!": Infernal Spawn of Evil deals 1 damage to target opponent or planeswalker. Activate only during your upkeep and only once each turn.
UGL #33 · deckstats.net
7 / 7
{W}{W}
Knight of the Hokey Pokey
Creature - Knight
First strike

{1}{W}, Do the Hokey Pokey: Prevent all damage a source of your choice would deal to Knight of the Hokey Pokey this turn. (To do the Hokey Pokey, choose an arm, a leg, or your whole self and put it in. Put it out. Put it in. Shake it all about. You do the Hokey Pokey! Turn yourself around.)
UGL #6 · deckstats.net
2 / 2
{3}{R}
Krazy Kow
Creature - Cow
At the beginning of your upkeep, roll a six-sided die. If you a roll a 1, sacrifice Krazy Kow and it deals 3 damage to each creature and each player.
UGL #48 · deckstats.net
3 / 3
{B}
Ow
Enchantment
Whenever a creature deals damage to a player, that player may say "Ow" once for each permanent named Ow. If the player doesn't, Ow deals 1 damage to them.
UGL #36 · deckstats.net
{4}
Paper Tiger
Artifact Creature - Cat
Creatures named Rock Lobster can't attack or block.
UGL #78 · deckstats.net
4 / 3
{4}
Rock Lobster
Artifact Creature - Lobster
Creatures named Scissors Lizard can't attack or block.
UGL #79 · deckstats.net
4 / 3
{4}
Scissors Lizard
Artifact Creature - Lizard
Creatures named Paper Tiger can't attack or block.
UGL #80 · deckstats.net
4 / 3
{2}{G}{G}
Timmy, Power Gamer
Legendary Creature - Human Gamer
{4}: You may put a creature card from your hand onto the battlefield.
UGL #68 · deckstats.net
1 / 1