Have you ever desired to cause chaos in your playgroup? Have you ever been extremely bored on a Wednesday night at 2:43am looking through the entire list of Magic cards and thought to yourself, wow, that bulk rare from Coldsnap would be a fun thing to build around? Do you desire to become... problematic?

Well, do I have a decklist for you.

A Reflection on the Nature of Randomization

aka: I'm forcing all of you to shuffle until you life totals hit zero.

This nominally classified "combo deck" is build nearly entirely around a single, at least seven card combo. There are a couple of different variations that end with the same result, but the minimum requirement for this particular tactic is at least seven cards. Now, I hear the baying at my door. "Hey asshole, combos more than three cards are bad and you should feel bad", you cry. To that I say your creativity peaked at macaroni art in kindergarten. To everyone else who gets bored with the same thirty lines to an Exquisite Blood win, get ready for some of the most ridiculous hoops you've seen outside of a dedicated Johnny combo.

We begin, with four creatures on the board:

• Tamanoa
• Soldier of Fortune
• Skyshroud Elf
• Cryptic Trilobite (with at least three counters)

Add the sauce:

• Light of Promise (enchanted on to the trilobite)
• Gauntlets of Light (enchanted on the soldier)

And for the finish, a nice garnish of Psychogenic Probe.

The end result is a series of game actions, which when taken in order, will force your opponents to one by one shuffle their libraries until their demise. At least their decks will be mostly shuffled for the next game.

Ok fine, I guess if you want something a bit easier to resolve, there's also a three card combo with All Will be one, Tamanoa, and Cleric Class at level two. Spoilsports.