Deck # 4: The Crafty Spirits of the Solstice (EDH / Commander) [Revision 6]

With the Herbal Remedy Kit having been completed, Dr. Kylie Moriarty leaves Theros in Pharika's capable hands. She sets off back to her own home in England, where she discovers that her worst immediate fears have come true. Planeswalkers are attacking Planet Earth. So far, they are only decimating the United States, which to her, is no big loss. But she realized they won't stop there, and they aren't interested in negotiations.

So back she goes to the lab, working up a set of clones. She has cats and dragons at hand and ready to bring into production as a force to defend the British Isles, and maybe the other countries, too, if they behave themselves properly.

It starts simply enough, with Qasali Slinger leading the cats, except for Healer of the Pride. She stays behind in Britain to lead the medical force for the populace. He is backed by clones of Dromoka, the Eternal, and Dragonlord Dromoka. New elements untested before are clones of Dragon Broodmother, Brimaz, King of Oreskos, and Jinnie Fay, Jetmir's Second.

Because of the ease with which these cats and dragons can breed tokens, thanks to Utvara Hellkite and a clone of Ajani, Adversary of Tyrants (now please don't tell the real him), a Moonsilver Spear, and the emergency default assistant commander, Oketra the True, she can easily outmaneuver the planeswalkers and strip them of all power in this Epic Struggle. But to truly stop them, Dr. Moriarty has begun a ritual that will create a slow but powerful song which works to strengthen her mutant army while working like an electro-magnetic pulse on planeswalkers: Mayael's Aria. This requires the dangerous step of creating a clone of Shalai, Voice of Plenty, to serve as a living bolster for her creatures.

The creation of Shalai gives Dr. Moriarty a brilliant idea. Why not really give these planeswalkers and anyone else who might threaten the realm of Earth (at least the parts that she cares about) a reason to fear the cats. She has given the cats the power to control the weather and bring nature's force to bear against their enemies. Hurricane, Squall Line, Fault Line, and Molten Disaster await as the power slowly grows. Following this line of logic, Rite of Passage and the ever-present Death's Presence aid in the task of making her creations strong enough to withstand the blasts.

Woe to those who think the blasts are over, for Loaming Shaman, Elixir of Immortality, and Blessed Respite await to keep the power going endlessly.

When the attacking planeswalkers begin spreading out over the ocean, Dr. Moriarty is ready to meet them. She establishes first two Circles of Protection; one for green, and one for red. These will protect herself and the British public from any devastating effects of her angry nature magic. That is, the deadliest Hurricane will not harm the land, animals, or people of Britain at all under the Circle of Protection: Green. The same is true for Fault Line with the Circle of Protection: Red in play.

Let the song be sung. Let the planeswalkers be reduced to powerless mortals as the world is cleansed under the storms that cannot harm it. May the song of strength make the world safe and the cats and dragons powerful enough to be invincible. May no planeswalker ever come near Earth again. (Except America and Russia, as those two nations have never stopped acting like children the entire time they've been around. The world doesn't need them).

Victory for Planet Earth. Well, most of it, anyway. All hail Great Britain.