Proxies for Deck "Comedy Gold" -- deckstats.net

{2}{B}{B}

Abyssal Persecutor

Creature - Demon

Flying, trample

You can't win the game and your opponents can't lose the game.

LTC #525 · deckstats.net

6 / 6

{3}{R}

Aggressive Mining

Enchantment

You can't play lands.

Sacrifice a land: Draw two cards. Activate only once each turn.

M15 #127 · deckstats.net

{4}

Akroan Horse

Artifact Creature - Horse

Defender

When Akroan Horse enters the battlefield, an opponent gains control of it.

At the beginning of your upkeep, each opponent creates a 1/1 white Soldier creature token.

C16 #241 · deckstats.net

0 / 4

{2}

Arcane Signet

Artifact

{T}: Add one mana of any color in your commander's color identity.

M3C #283 · deckstats.net

{2}{B}{B}

Archfiend of the Dross

Creature - Phyrexian Demon

Flying

Archfiend of the Dross enters the battlefield with four oil counters on it.

At the beginning of your upkeep, remove an oil counter from Archfiend of the Dross. Then if it has no oil counters on it, you lose the game.

Whenever a creature an opponent controls dies, its controller loses 2 life.

ONE #82 · deckstats.net

6 / 6

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Ash Barrens

Land

{T}: Add {C}.

Basic landcycling {1} ({1}, Discard this card: Search your library for a basic land card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle.)

M3C #318 · deckstats.net

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Barren Moor

Land

Barren Moor enters the battlefield tapped.

{T}: Add {B}.

Cycling {B} ({B}, Discard this card: Draw a card.)

40K #266 · deckstats.net

{1}{R}

Bazaar Trader

Creature - Goblin

{T}: Target player gains control of target artifact, creature, or land you control.

WWK #72 · deckstats.net

1 / 1

{B}{B}{R}

Bedevil

Instant

Destroy target artifact, creature, or planeswalker.

BRC #121 · deckstats.net

{8}{R}

Blasphemous Act

Sorcery

This spell costs {1} less to cast for each creature on the battlefield.

Blasphemous Act deals 13 damage to each creature.

PIP #188 · deckstats.net

{2}{B}{R}

Blim, Comedic Genius

Legendary Creature - Imp

Flying

Whenever Blim, Comedic Genius deals combat damage to a player, that player gains control of target permanent you control. Then each player loses life and discards cards equal to the number of permanents they control but don't own.

CMR #272 · deckstats.net

4 / 3

{1}{B}

Blood Funnel

Enchantment

Noncreature spells you cast cost {2} less to cast.

Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, counter that spell unless you sacrifice a creature.

RAV #77 · deckstats.net

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Bojuka Bog

Land

Bojuka Bog enters the battlefield tapped.

When Bojuka Bog enters the battlefield, exile target player's graveyard.

{T}: Add {B}.

OTC #273 · deckstats.net

{2}{R}

Browbeat

Sorcery

Any player may have Browbeat deal 5 damage to them. If no one does, target player draws three cards.

A25 #123 · deckstats.net

{2}

Bucknard's Everfull Purse

Artifact

{1}, {T}: Roll a d4 and create a number of Treasure tokens equal to the result. The player to your right gains control of Bucknard's Everfull Purse.

AFC #57 · deckstats.net

{5}{B}{R}

Captive Audience

Enchantment

Captive Audience enters the battlefield under the control of an opponent of your choice.

At the beginning of your upkeep, choose one that hasn't been chosen --

• Your life total becomes 4.

• Discard your hand.

• Each opponent creates five 2/2 black Zombie creature tokens.

RNA #160 · deckstats.net

{2}{R}

Chaos Warp

Instant

The owner of target permanent shuffles it into their library, then reveals the top card of their library. If it's a permanent card, they put it onto the battlefield.

OTC #160 · deckstats.net

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Command Tower

Land

{T}: Add one mana of any color in your commander's color identity.

M3C #331 · deckstats.net

{3}

Commander's Sphere

Artifact

{T}: Add one mana of any color in your commander's color identity.

Sacrifice Commander's Sphere: Draw a card.

LCC #301 · deckstats.net

{2}{B}{B}

Court of Ambition

Enchantment

When Court of Ambition enters the battlefield, you become the monarch.

At the beginning of your upkeep, each opponent loses 3 life unless they discard a card. If you're the monarch, instead each opponent loses 6 life unless they discard two cards.

CMR #114 · deckstats.net

{3}

Crown of Doom

Artifact

Whenever a creature attacks you or a planeswalker you control, it gets +2/+0 until end of turn.

{2}: Target player other than Crown of Doom's owner gains control of it. Activate only during your turn.

C14 #55 · deckstats.net

{4}{B}{B}

Deadly Tempest

Sorcery

Destroy all creatures. Each player loses life equal to the number of creatures they controlled that were destroyed this way.

SCD #75 · deckstats.net

{2}{B}

Demonic Lore

Enchantment

When Demonic Lore enters the battlefield, draw three cards.

At the beginning of your end step, you lose 2 life for each card in your hand.

CMR #118 · deckstats.net

{2}{B}{B}

Demonic Pact

Enchantment

At the beginning of your upkeep, choose one that hasn't been chosen --

• Demonic Pact deals 4 damage to any target and you gain 4 life.

• Target opponent discards two cards.

• Draw two cards.

• You lose the game.

ORI #92 · deckstats.net

{2}{B}

Demonic Taskmaster

Creature - Demon

Flying

At the beginning of your upkeep, sacrifice a creature other than Demonic Taskmaster.

AVR #95 · deckstats.net

4 / 3

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Dragonskull Summit

Land

Dragonskull Summit enters the battlefield tapped unless you control a Swamp or a Mountain.

{T}: Add {B} or {R}.

OTC #289 · deckstats.net

{B}{R}

Dreadbore

Sorcery

Destroy target creature or planeswalker.

RVR #180 · deckstats.net

{2}{B}

Ebon Drake

Creature - Drake

Flying

Whenever a player casts a spell, you lose 1 life.

5DN #48 · deckstats.net

3 / 3

{3}{B}

Fateful Handoff

Sorcery

Draw cards equal to the mana value of target artifact or creature you control. An opponent gains control of that permanent.

BRO #94 · deckstats.net

{1}{B}

Feed the Swarm

Sorcery

Destroy target creature or enchantment an opponent controls. You lose life equal to that permanent's mana value.

OTC #134 · deckstats.net

{3}{B}{B}

Forbidden Crypt

Enchantment

If you would draw a card, return a card from your graveyard to your hand instead. If you can't, you lose the game.

If a card would be put into your graveyard from anywhere, exile that card instead.

6ED #132 · deckstats.net

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Forgotten Cave

Land

Forgotten Cave enters the battlefield tapped.

{T}: Add {R}.

Cycling {R} ({R}, Discard this card: Draw a card.)

M3C #343 · deckstats.net

{4}

Geth's Grimoire

Artifact

Whenever an opponent discards a card, you may draw a card.

FMB1 #101 · deckstats.net

{4}{B}

Gift of Doom

Enchantment - Aura

Enchant creature

Enchanted creature has deathtouch and indestructible.

Morph--Sacrifice another creature. (You may cast this card face down as a 2/2 creature for {3}. Turn it face up any time for its morph cost.)

As Gift of Doom is turned face up, you may attach it to a creature.

C19 #17 · deckstats.net

{R}

Goblin Cadets

Creature - Goblin

Whenever Goblin Cadets blocks or becomes blocked, target opponent gains control of it. (This removes Goblin Cadets from combat.)

USG #189 · deckstats.net

2 / 1

{2}{R}

Goblin War Drums

Enchantment

Creatures you control have menace. (They can't be blocked except by two or more creatures.)

A25 #133 · deckstats.net

{4}

Grid Monitor

Artifact Creature - Construct

You can't cast creature spells.

MRD #183 · deckstats.net

4 / 6

{2}{R}

Harmless Offering

Sorcery

Target opponent gains control of target permanent you control.

EMN #131 · deckstats.net

{1}{B}

Heartless Act

Instant

Choose one --

• Destroy target creature with no counters on it.

• Remove up to three counters from target creature.

CMM #166 · deckstats.net

{2}

Hithlain Rope

Artifact

Hithlain Rope can't be sacrificed.

{1}, {T}: Search your library for a basic land card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle. The player to your right gains control of Hithlain Rope.

{2}, {T}: Draw a card. The player to your right gains control of Hithlain Rope.

LTC #76 · deckstats.net

{1}{R}

Humble Defector

Creature - Human Rogue

{T}: Draw two cards. Target opponent gains control of Humble Defector. Activate only during your turn.

OTC #170 · deckstats.net

2 / 1

{2}{B}{B}

Immortal Coil

Artifact

{T}, Exile two cards from your graveyard: Draw a card.

If damage would be dealt to you, prevent that damage. Exile a card from your graveyard for each 1 damage prevented this way.

When there are no cards in your graveyard, you lose the game.

ALA #79 · deckstats.net

{1}{B}{R}

Last One Standing

Sorcery

Choose a creature at random, then destroy the rest.

BBD #76 · deckstats.net

{1}{R}

Lizard Blades

Artifact Creature - Equipment Lizard

Double strike

Equipped creature has double strike.

Reconfigure {2} ({2}: Attach to target creature you control; or unattach from a creature. Reconfigure only as a sorcery. While attached, this isn't a creature.)

NEO #153 · deckstats.net

1 / 1

{2}{B}

Megrim

Enchantment

Whenever an opponent discards a card, Megrim deals 2 damage to that player.

M10 #104 · deckstats.net

{2}{B}{B}

Midnight Oil

Enchantment

Midnight Oil enters the battlefield with seven hour counters on it.

At the beginning of your draw step, draw an additional card and remove two hour counters from Midnight Oil.

Your maximum hand size is equal to the number of hour counters on Midnight Oil.

Whenever you discard a card, you lose 1 life.

KLD #92 · deckstats.net

{2}

Mind Stone

Artifact

{T}: Add {C}.

{1}, {T}, Sacrifice Mind Stone: Draw a card.

MKC #232 · deckstats.net

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Mountain

Basic Land - Mountain

({T}: Add {R}.)

OTJ #283 · deckstats.net

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Mountain

Basic Land - Mountain

({T}: Add {R}.)

OTJ #283 · deckstats.net

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Mountain

Basic Land - Mountain

({T}: Add {R}.)

OTJ #283 · deckstats.net

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Mountain

Basic Land - Mountain

({T}: Add {R}.)

OTJ #283 · deckstats.net

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Mountain

Basic Land - Mountain

({T}: Add {R}.)

OTJ #283 · deckstats.net

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Mountain

Basic Land - Mountain

({T}: Add {R}.)

OTJ #283 · deckstats.net

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Mountain

Basic Land - Mountain

({T}: Add {R}.)

OTJ #283 · deckstats.net

{B}{B}{B}{B}

Nefarious Lich

Enchantment

If damage would be dealt to you, exile that many cards from your graveyard instead. If you can't, you lose the game.

If you would gain life, draw that many cards instead.

When Nefarious Lich leaves the battlefield, you lose the game.

ODY #153 · deckstats.net

{3}{B}

Oath of Lim-Dûl

Enchantment

Whenever you lose life, for each 1 life you lost, sacrifice a permanent other than Oath of Lim-Dûl unless you discard a card. (Damage dealt to you causes you to lose life.)

{B}{B}: Draw a card.

ICE #156 · deckstats.net

{3}

Pendant of Prosperity

Artifact

Pendant of Prosperity enters the battlefield under the control of an opponent of your choice.

{2}, {T}: Draw a card, then you may put a land card from your hand onto the battlefield. Pendant of Prosperity's owner draws a card, then that player may put a land card from their hand onto the battlefield.

C21 #256 · deckstats.net

{2}{B}

Phyrexian Negator

Creature - Phyrexian Horror

Trample

Whenever Phyrexian Negator is dealt damage, sacrifice that many permanents.

UDS #65 · deckstats.net

5 / 5

{2}{B}

Plague Reaver

Creature - Beast

At the beginning of your end step, sacrifice each other creature you control.

Discard two cards, Sacrifice Plague Reaver: Choose target opponent. Return Plague Reaver to the battlefield under that player's control at the beginning of their next upkeep.

CMR #143 · deckstats.net

6 / 5

{2}{R}

Pyromancer's Swath

Enchantment

If an instant or sorcery source you control would deal damage to a permanent or player, it deals that much damage plus 2 to that permanent or player instead.

At the beginning of each end step, discard your hand.

MMA #125 · deckstats.net

{3}{B}

Raiders' Wake

Enchantment

Whenever an opponent discards a card, that player loses 2 life.

Raid -- At the beginning of your end step, if you attacked this turn, target opponent discards a card.

XLN #116 · deckstats.net

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Rakdos Carnarium

Land

Rakdos Carnarium enters the battlefield tapped.

When Rakdos Carnarium enters the battlefield, return a land you control to its owner's hand.

{T}: Add {B}{R}.

BRC #194 · deckstats.net

{B}{R}

Rakdos Charm

Instant

Choose one --

• Exile target player's graveyard.

• Destroy target artifact.

• Each creature deals 1 damage to its controller.

LCC #284 · deckstats.net

{3}

Rakdos Locket

Artifact

{T}: Add {B} or {R}.

{B/R}{B/R}{B/R}{B/R}, {T}, Sacrifice Rakdos Locket: Draw two cards.

C19 #220 · deckstats.net

{2}

Rakdos Signet

Artifact

{1}, {T}: Add {B}{R}.

OTC #265 · deckstats.net

{2}{R}

Risk Factor

Instant

Target opponent may have Risk Factor deal 4 damage to them. If that player doesn't, you draw three cards.

Jump-start (You may cast this card from your graveyard by discarding a card in addition to paying its other costs. Then exile this card.)

GRN #113 · deckstats.net

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Rix Maadi, Dungeon Palace

Land

{T}: Add {C}.

{1}{B}{R}, {T}: Each player discards a card. Activate only as a sorcery.

C19 #269 · deckstats.net

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Rocky Tar Pit

Land

Rocky Tar Pit enters the battlefield tapped.

{T}, Sacrifice Rocky Tar Pit: Search your library for a Swamp or Mountain card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle.

CMM #1021 · deckstats.net

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Rogue's Passage

Land

{T}: Add {C}.

{4}, {T}: Target creature can't be blocked this turn.

OTC #313 · deckstats.net

{4}

Rust Elemental

Artifact Creature - Elemental

Flying

At the beginning of your upkeep, sacrifice an artifact other than Rust Elemental. If you can't, tap Rust Elemental and you lose 4 life.

MRD #234 · deckstats.net

4 / 4

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Scavenger Grounds

Land - Desert

{T}: Add {C}.

{2}, {T}, Sacrifice a Desert: Exile all graveyards.

OTC #316 · deckstats.net

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Shadowblood Ridge

Land

{1}, {T}: Add {B}{R}.

M3C #373 · deckstats.net

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Shizo, Death's Storehouse

Legendary Land

{T}: Add {B}.

{B}, {T}: Target legendary creature gains fear until end of turn. (It can't be blocked except by artifact creatures and/or black creatures.)

DMC #233 · deckstats.net

{B}{B}

Sign in Blood

Sorcery

Target player draws two cards and loses 2 life.

SCD #107 · deckstats.net

{4}

Silent Arbiter

Artifact Creature - Construct

No more than one creature can attack each combat.

No more than one creature can block each combat.

CMM #972 · deckstats.net

1 / 5

{B}

Sleeper Agent

Creature - Phyrexian Minion

When Sleeper Agent enters the battlefield, target opponent gains control of it.

At the beginning of your upkeep, Sleeper Agent deals 2 damage to you.

10E #178 · deckstats.net

3 / 3

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Smoldering Marsh

Land - Swamp Mountain

({T}: Add {B} or {R}.)

Smoldering Marsh enters the battlefield tapped unless you control two or more basic lands.

M3C #379 · deckstats.net

{1}

Sol Ring

Artifact

{T}: Add {C}{C}.

M3C #305 · deckstats.net

{3}

Steel Golem

Artifact Creature - Golem

You can't cast creature spells.

10E #344 · deckstats.net

3 / 4

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Swamp

Basic Land - Swamp

({T}: Add {B}.)

OTJ #281 · deckstats.net

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Swamp

Basic Land - Swamp

({T}: Add {B}.)

OTJ #281 · deckstats.net

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Swamp

Basic Land - Swamp

({T}: Add {B}.)

OTJ #281 · deckstats.net

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Swamp

Basic Land - Swamp

({T}: Add {B}.)

OTJ #281 · deckstats.net

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Swamp

Basic Land - Swamp

({T}: Add {B}.)

OTJ #281 · deckstats.net

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Swamp

Basic Land - Swamp

({T}: Add {B}.)

OTJ #281 · deckstats.net

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Swamp

Basic Land - Swamp

({T}: Add {B}.)

OTJ #281 · deckstats.net

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Swamp

Basic Land - Swamp

({T}: Add {B}.)

OTJ #281 · deckstats.net

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Swamp

Basic Land - Swamp

({T}: Add {B}.)

OTJ #281 · deckstats.net

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Swamp

Basic Land - Swamp

({T}: Add {B}.)

OTJ #281 · deckstats.net

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Swamp

Basic Land - Swamp

({T}: Add {B}.)

OTJ #281 · deckstats.net

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Swamp

Basic Land - Swamp

({T}: Add {B}.)

OTJ #281 · deckstats.net

{2}

Swiftfoot Boots

Artifact - Equipment

Equipped creature has hexproof and haste. (It can't be the target of spells or abilities your opponents control.)

Equip {1}

OTC #268 · deckstats.net

{3}{B}

Syphon Mind

Sorcery

Each other player discards a card. You draw a card for each card discarded this way.

M3C #206 · deckstats.net

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Tainted Peak

Land

{T}: Add {C}.

{T}: Add {B} or {R}. Activate only if you control a Swamp.

M3C #382 · deckstats.net

{B}{R}

Terminate

Instant

Destroy target creature. It can't be regenerated.

M3C #274 · deckstats.net

{2}

Thought Vessel

Artifact

You have no maximum hand size.

{T}: Add {C}.

MKC #245 · deckstats.net

{2}{B}

Treacherous Blessing

Enchantment

When Treacherous Blessing enters the battlefield, draw three cards.

Whenever you cast a spell, you lose 1 life.

When Treacherous Blessing becomes the target of a spell or ability, sacrifice it.

THB #117 · deckstats.net

{3}

Whispersilk Cloak

Artifact - Equipment

Equipped creature can't be blocked and has shroud. (It can't be the target of spells or abilities.)

Equip {2}

LCC #119 · deckstats.net

{1}{B}

Wretched Anurid

Creature - Zombie Frog Beast

Whenever another creature enters the battlefield, you lose 1 life.

DMR #109 · deckstats.net

3 / 3

{1}{B}{R}

Xantcha, Sleeper Agent

Legendary Creature - Phyrexian Minion

Xantcha, Sleeper Agent enters the battlefield under the control of an opponent of your choice.

Xantcha attacks each combat if able and can't attack its owner or planeswalkers its owner controls.

{3}: Xantcha's controller loses 2 life and you draw a card. Any player may activate this ability.

CMM #362 · deckstats.net

5 / 5

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