Equipped creature gets +2/+0, has menace, and is a Pirate in addition to its other creature types.

Whenever Captain's Hook becomes unattached from a permanent, destroy that permanent.

Equip {1}

The owner of target permanent shuffles it into their library, then reveals the top card of their library. If it's a permanent card, they put it onto the battlefield.

Equipped creature gets +2/+2 and has menace. (It can't be blocked except by two or more creatures.)

Equip {3}

Search your library for up to two basic land cards, reveal those cards, put one onto the battlefield tapped and the other into your hand, then shuffle.

Whenever a creature an opponent controls attacks one of your opponents, double its power until end of turn.

{X}{X}{R}: Monstrosity X. (If this creature isn't monstrous, put X +1/+1 counters on it and it becomes monstrous.)

When Death Kiss becomes monstrous, goad up to X target creatures your opponents control.

Search your library for a basic land card, put that card onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.

Threshold -- If seven or more cards are in your graveyard, instead search your library for up to three basic land cards, put them onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.

Search your library for a Plains, Island, Swamp, or Mountain card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.

({T}: Add {G}.)

Haste

All creatures can attack your opponents and planeswalkers your opponents control as though those creatures had haste.

Whenever another creature with power 3 or greater enters the battlefield under your control, you may draw a card.

Enchant creature

Enchanted creature has menace. (It can't be blocked except by two or more creatures.)

Whenever a creature an opponent controls attacks, if you're the defending player, create a 3/3 red Ogre creature token unless that creature's controller pays {3}.

First strike, trample, haste

Whenever Life of the Party attacks, it gets +X/+0 until end of turn, where X is the number of creatures you control.

When Life of the Party enters the battlefield, if it's not a token, each opponent creates a token that's a copy of it. The tokens are goaded for the rest of the game. (They attack each combat if able and attack a player other than you if able.)

{T}: Add {G}.

Enchant creature

Enchanted creature gets +3/+0 and has menace.

({T}: Add {R}.)

Search your library for a basic land card, put that card onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.

Tahngarth, First Mate can't be blocked by more than one creature.

Whenever an opponent attacks with one or more creatures, if Tahngarth is tapped, you may have that opponent gain control of Tahngarth until end of combat. If you do, choose a player or planeswalker that opponent is attacking. Tahngarth is attacking that player or planeswalker.