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{2}{W}
AWOL
Instant
Exile target attacking creature. Then remove it from the game. Then put it into the absolutely-removed-from-the-freaking-game-forever zone.
{2}{W}
AWOL
Instant
Exile target attacking creature. Then remove it from the game. Then put it into the absolutely-removed-from-the-freaking-game-forever zone.
{2}{W}
AWOL
Instant
Exile target attacking creature. Then remove it from the game. Then put it into the absolutely-removed-from-the-freaking-game-forever zone.
{2}{W}
AWOL
Instant
Exile target attacking creature. Then remove it from the game. Then put it into the absolutely-removed-from-the-freaking-game-forever zone.
{1}{W}
Amateur Auteur
Creature - Human
Sacrifice Amateur Auteur: Destroy target enchantment.
2 / 2
{1}{W}
Amateur Auteur
Creature - Human
Sacrifice Amateur Auteur: Destroy target enchantment.
2 / 2
{1}{W}
Amateur Auteur
Creature - Human
Sacrifice Amateur Auteur: Destroy target enchantment.
2 / 2
{1}{W}
Amateur Auteur
Creature - Human
Sacrifice Amateur Auteur: Destroy target enchantment.
2 / 2
{2}{U}{U}
Ambiguity
Enchantment
Whenever a player plays a spell that counters a spell that has been played or a player plays a spell that comes into play with counters, that player may counter the next spell played or put an additional counter on a permanent that has already been played, but not countered.
{2}{U}
Artful Looter
Creature - Human Wizard
{T}: Draw a card, then discard a card.

Whenever a permanent that shares an artist with another permanent you control enters the battlefield, untap Artful Looter.
1 / 2
{2}{U}
Artful Looter
Creature - Human Wizard
{T}: Draw a card, then discard a card.

Whenever a permanent that shares an artist with another permanent you control enters the battlefield, untap Artful Looter.
1 / 2
{2}{U}
Artful Looter
Creature - Human Wizard
{T}: Draw a card, then discard a card.

Whenever a permanent that shares an artist with another permanent you control enters the battlefield, untap Artful Looter.
1 / 2
{2}{U}
Artful Looter
Creature - Human Wizard
{T}: Draw a card, then discard a card.

Whenever a permanent that shares an artist with another permanent you control enters the battlefield, untap Artful Looter.
1 / 2
{2}{U}
Flaccify
Instant
Counter target spell unless its controller pays {3}{½}.
{W}
GO TO JAIL
Enchantment
When GO TO JAIL enters the battlefield, exile target creature an opponent controls until GO TO JAIL leaves the battlefield.

At the beginning of the upkeep of the exiled card's owner, that player rolls two six-sided dice. If they roll doubles, sacrifice GO TO JAIL.
{W}
GO TO JAIL
Enchantment
When GO TO JAIL enters the battlefield, exile target creature an opponent controls until GO TO JAIL leaves the battlefield.

At the beginning of the upkeep of the exiled card's owner, that player rolls two six-sided dice. If they roll doubles, sacrifice GO TO JAIL.
{W}
GO TO JAIL
Enchantment
When GO TO JAIL enters the battlefield, exile target creature an opponent controls until GO TO JAIL leaves the battlefield.

At the beginning of the upkeep of the exiled card's owner, that player rolls two six-sided dice. If they roll doubles, sacrifice GO TO JAIL.
{W}
GO TO JAIL
Enchantment
When GO TO JAIL enters the battlefield, exile target creature an opponent controls until GO TO JAIL leaves the battlefield.

At the beginning of the upkeep of the exiled card's owner, that player rolls two six-sided dice. If they roll doubles, sacrifice GO TO JAIL.
{4}{W}{U}
Hot Fix
Sorcery
You have ten seconds to look at and rearrange the cards in your library. At the end of those ten seconds, if you're touching one or more of those cards, shuffle.
{4}{W}{U}
Hot Fix
Sorcery
You have ten seconds to look at and rearrange the cards in your library. At the end of those ten seconds, if you're touching one or more of those cards, shuffle.
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Island
Basic Land - Island
({T}: Add {U}.)
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Island
Basic Land - Island
({T}: Add {U}.)
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Island
Basic Land - Island
({T}: Add {U}.)
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Island
Basic Land - Island
({T}: Add {U}.)
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Island
Basic Land - Island
({T}: Add {U}.)
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Island
Basic Land - Island
({T}: Add {U}.)
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Island
Basic Land - Island
({T}: Add {U}.)
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Island
Basic Land - Island
({T}: Add {U}.)
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Island
Basic Land - Island
({T}: Add {U}.)
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Island
Basic Land - Island
({T}: Add {U}.)
{U}
Loose Lips
Enchantment - Aura
Enchant creature

As Loose Lips enters the battlefield, choose a sentence with eight or fewer words.

Enchanted creature has flying.

Whenever enchanted creature deals damage to an opponent, that player may say the chosen sentence. If they don't, you draw two cards.
{U}
Loose Lips
Enchantment - Aura
Enchant creature

As Loose Lips enters the battlefield, choose a sentence with eight or fewer words.

Enchanted creature has flying.

Whenever enchanted creature deals damage to an opponent, that player may say the chosen sentence. If they don't, you draw two cards.
{U}
Loose Lips
Enchantment - Aura
Enchant creature

As Loose Lips enters the battlefield, choose a sentence with eight or fewer words.

Enchanted creature has flying.

Whenever enchanted creature deals damage to an opponent, that player may say the chosen sentence. If they don't, you draw two cards.
{U}
Loose Lips
Enchantment - Aura
Enchant creature

As Loose Lips enters the battlefield, choose a sentence with eight or fewer words.

Enchanted creature has flying.

Whenever enchanted creature deals damage to an opponent, that player may say the chosen sentence. If they don't, you draw two cards.
{U}
Mise
Instant
Choose a nonland card name, then reveal the top card of your library. If that card has the chosen name, you draw three cards.
{U}
Mise
Instant
Choose a nonland card name, then reveal the top card of your library. If that card has the chosen name, you draw three cards.
{U}
Mise
Instant
Choose a nonland card name, then reveal the top card of your library. If that card has the chosen name, you draw three cards.
{U}
Mise
Instant
Choose a nonland card name, then reveal the top card of your library. If that card has the chosen name, you draw three cards.
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Plains
Basic Land - Plains
({T}: Add {W}.)
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Plains
Basic Land - Plains
({T}: Add {W}.)
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Plains
Basic Land - Plains
({T}: Add {W}.)
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Plains
Basic Land - Plains
({T}: Add {W}.)
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Plains
Basic Land - Plains
({T}: Add {W}.)
--
Plains
Basic Land - Plains
({T}: Add {W}.)
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Plains
Basic Land - Plains
({T}: Add {W}.)
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Plains
Basic Land - Plains
({T}: Add {W}.)
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Plains
Basic Land - Plains
({T}: Add {W}.)
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Plains
Basic Land - Plains
({T}: Add {W}.)
{W}
Side Quest
Sorcery
Target player in an Un-game you can see from your seat gains control of target creature you control until your next turn. At the beginning of your next upkeep, put two +1/+1 counters on that creature. (A creature is on the battlefield of only the game its controller is playing.)
{W}
Side Quest
Sorcery
Target player in an Un-game you can see from your seat gains control of target creature you control until your next turn. At the beginning of your next upkeep, put two +1/+1 counters on that creature. (A creature is on the battlefield of only the game its controller is playing.)
{W}
Side Quest
Sorcery
Target player in an Un-game you can see from your seat gains control of target creature you control until your next turn. At the beginning of your next upkeep, put two +1/+1 counters on that creature. (A creature is on the battlefield of only the game its controller is playing.)
{W}
Side Quest
Sorcery
Target player in an Un-game you can see from your seat gains control of target creature you control until your next turn. At the beginning of your next upkeep, put two +1/+1 counters on that creature. (A creature is on the battlefield of only the game its controller is playing.)
{2}{U}{U}
Spell Counter
Instant
Counter target spell.

Gotcha -- If an opponent says "spell" or "counter," you may say "Gotcha!" When you do, return Spell Counter from your graveyard to your hand.
{2}{U}{U}
Spell Counter
Instant
Counter target spell.

Gotcha -- If an opponent says "spell" or "counter," you may say "Gotcha!" When you do, return Spell Counter from your graveyard to your hand.
{2}{U}{U}
Spell Counter
Instant
Counter target spell.

Gotcha -- If an opponent says "spell" or "counter," you may say "Gotcha!" When you do, return Spell Counter from your graveyard to your hand.
{2}{U}{U}
Spell Counter
Instant
Counter target spell.

Gotcha -- If an opponent says "spell" or "counter," you may say "Gotcha!" When you do, return Spell Counter from your graveyard to your hand.
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Watermarket
Land
{T}: Add {C}{C}. Spend this mana only to cast spells with watermarks.
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Watermarket
Land
{T}: Add {C}{C}. Spend this mana only to cast spells with watermarks.
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Watermarket
Land
{T}: Add {C}{C}. Spend this mana only to cast spells with watermarks.
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Watermarket
Land
{T}: Add {C}{C}. Spend this mana only to cast spells with watermarks.