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{B}
"Lifetime" Pass Holder
Creature - Zombie Guest
"Lifetime" Pass Holder enters the battlefield tapped.

When "Lifetime" Pass Holder dies, open an Attraction.

Whenever you roll to visit your Attractions, if you roll a 6, you may return "Lifetime" Pass Holder from your graveyard to the battlefield.
2 / 1
{3}{G}
Atomwheel Acrobats
Creature - Elf Performer
Whenever you roll a 1 or 2, put that many +1/+1 counters on Atomwheel Acrobats.

{2}{G}: Roll a six-sided die.
3 / 2
{X}{B}{B}
Attempted Murder
Sorcery
Choose target creature. Roll X six-sided dice. For each even result, put two -1/-1 counters on that creature. For each odd result, create a 1/2 blue Bird creature token with flying named Storm Crow.
{6}{G}{G}
Avatar of Might
Creature - Avatar
If an opponent controls at least four more creatures than you, this spell costs {6} less to cast.

Trample (This creature can deal excess combat damage to the player or planeswalker it's attacking.)
8 / 8
{5}
Ballista Charger
Artifact - Vehicle
Whenever Ballista Charger attacks, it deals 1 damage to any target.

Crew 3 (Tap any number of creatures you control with total power 3 or more: This Vehicle becomes an artifact creature until end of turn.)
6 / 6
{3}{G}{G}
Bestial Menace
Sorcery
Create a 1/1 green Snake creature token, a 2/2 green Wolf creature token, and a 3/3 green Elephant creature token.
{3}{B}
Black Hole
Sorcery
Destroy target creature and up to X other target creatures, where X is the number of Attractions you've visited this turn.
{4}{B}
Blade Juggler
Creature - Human Rogue
Spectacle {2}{B} (You may cast this spell for its spectacle cost rather than its mana cost if an opponent lost life this turn.)

When Blade Juggler enters the battlefield, it deals 1 damage to you and you draw a card.
3 / 2
{5}{B}{B}
Blood Money
Sorcery
Destroy all creatures. For each nontoken creature destroyed this way, you create a tapped Treasure token.
{1}
Candy Trail
Artifact - Food Clue
When Candy Trail enters the battlefield, scry 2.

{2}, {T}, Sacrifice Candy Trail: You gain 3 life and draw a card.
{5}
Celebr-8000
Artifact Creature - Clown Robot
At the beginning of combat on your turn, roll two six-sided dice. For each result of 1, Celebr-8000 gets +1/+1 until end of turn. For each other result, it gains the indicated ability until end of turn. If you rolled doubles, it also gains double strike until end of turn.

• 2 -- menace

• 3 -- vigilance

• 4 -- lifelink

• 5 -- flying

• 6 -- indestructible
3 / 3
{3}{G}{G}
Centaur of Attention
Creature - Centaur Performer
When Centaur of Attention enters the battlefield, roll five six-sided dice and store those results on it.

At the beginning of combat on your turn, you may reroll any number of Centaur of Attention's stored results.

Centaur of Attention gets +X/+X, where X is the greatest number of stored results on it of the same value.
3 / 3
{4}{B}
Clear the Stage
Instant
Target creature gets -3/-3 until end of turn. If you control a creature with power 4 or greater, you may return up to one target creature card from your graveyard to your hand.
{X}
Clown Car
Artifact - Vehicle
When Clown Car enters the battlefield, roll X six-sided dice. For each odd result, create a 1/1 white Clown Robot artifact creature token. For each even result, put a +1/+1 counter on Clown Car.

Crew 2
1 / 1
{2}{G}
Coming Attraction
Sorcery
Search your library for a basic land card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle. Open an Attraction. (Put the top card of your Attraction deck onto the battlefield.)
{X}{G}
Contortionist Troupe
Creature - Human
Contortionist Troupe enters the battlefield with X +1/+1 counters on it.

Coven -- At the beginning of your end step, if you control three or more creatures with different powers, put a +1/+1 counter on target creature you control.
0 / 0
{3}
Crystal Ball
Artifact
{1}, {T}: Scry 2. (Look at the top two cards of your library, then put any number of them on the bottom of your library and the rest on top in any order.)
{2}
Dagger of the Worthy
Artifact - Equipment
Equipped creature gets +2/+0 and has afflict 1. (Whenever it becomes blocked, defending player loses 1 life.)

Equip {2} ({2}: Attach to target creature you control. Equip only as a sorcery.)
{1}{B}
Deadbeat Attendant
Creature - Vampire Employee
When Deadbeat Attendant enters the battlefield, open an Attraction. (Put the top card of your Attraction deck onto the battlefield.)
1 / 1
{3}{B}
Discourtesy Clerk
Creature - Vampire Employee
When Discourtesy Clerk enters the battlefield, open an Attraction. (Put the top card of your Attraction deck onto the battlefield.)

At the beginning of your end step, if you control three or more Attractions, you draw a card and you lose 1 life.
3 / 2
{2}{B}
Down for Repairs
Sorcery
Target opponent reveals their hand. You choose a nonland card from it. That player discards that card. Destroy up to one target Attraction that player controls. (It's put into their junkyard.)
{5}
Draconian Gate-Bot
Artifact Creature - Robot
When Draconian Gate-Bot enters the battlefield, choose one --

• Open an Attraction. (Put the top card of your Attraction deck onto the battlefield.)

• Destroy target Attraction. (It's put into its owner's junkyard.)
4 / 2
{2}{G}
Elephant Guide
Enchantment - Aura
Enchant creature

Enchanted creature gets +3/+3.

When enchanted creature dies, create a 3/3 green Elephant creature token.
{2}{G}
Fairgrounds Trumpeter
Creature - Elephant
At the beginning of each end step, if a +1/+1 counter was put on a permanent under your control this turn, put a +1/+1 counter on Fairgrounds Trumpeter.
2 / 2
{1}
Flamecast Wheel
Artifact
{5}, {T}, Sacrifice Flamecast Wheel: It deals 3 damage to target creature.
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Forest
Basic Land - Forest
({T}: Add {G}.)
--
Forest
Basic Land - Forest
({T}: Add {G}.)
--
Forest
Basic Land - Forest
({T}: Add {G}.)
--
Forest
Basic Land - Forest
({T}: Add {G}.)
--
Forest
Basic Land - Forest
({T}: Add {G}.)
--
Forest
Basic Land - Forest
({T}: Add {G}.)
--
Forest
Basic Land - Forest
({T}: Add {G}.)
--
Forest
Basic Land - Forest
({T}: Add {G}.)
--
Forest
Basic Land - Forest
({T}: Add {G}.)
--
Forest
Basic Land - Forest
({T}: Add {G}.)
--
Forest
Basic Land - Forest
({T}: Add {G}.)
--
Forest
Basic Land - Forest
({T}: Add {G}.)
--
Forest
Basic Land - Forest
({T}: Add {G}.)
--
Forest
Basic Land - Forest
({T}: Add {G}.)
--
Forest
Basic Land - Forest
({T}: Add {G}.)
--
Forest
Basic Land - Forest
({T}: Add {G}.)
--
Forest
Basic Land - Forest
({T}: Add {G}.)
--
Forest
Basic Land - Forest
({T}: Add {G}.)
--
Forest
Basic Land - Forest
({T}: Add {G}.)
--
Forest
Basic Land - Forest
({T}: Add {G}.)
--
Forest
Basic Land - Forest
({T}: Add {G}.)
--
Forest
Basic Land - Forest
({T}: Add {G}.)
--
Forest
Basic Land - Forest
({T}: Add {G}.)
{1}{G}
Gala Greeters
Creature - Elf Druid
Alliance -- Whenever another creature enters the battlefield under your control, choose one that hasn't been chosen this turn --

• Put a +1/+1 counter on Gala Greeters.

• Create a tapped Treasure token.

• You gain 2 life.
1 / 1
{4}
Jester's Cap
Artifact
{2}, {T}, Sacrifice Jester's Cap: Search target player's library for three cards and exile them. Then that player shuffles.
{3}
Jester's Scepter
Artifact
When Jester's Scepter enters the battlefield, exile the top five cards of target player's library face down. You may look at those cards for as long as they remain exiled.

{2}, {T}, Put a card exiled with Jester's Scepter into its owner's graveyard: Counter target spell if it has the same name as that card.
{3}{B}
Line Cutter
Creature - Human Rogue Guest
When Line Cutter enters the battlefield, roll to visit your Attractions.
3 / 4
{3}{B}
Misfortune Teller
Creature - Human Warlock
Deathtouch

Whenever Misfortune Teller enters the battlefield or deals combat damage to a player, exile target card from a graveyard. If it was a creature card, create a 2/2 black Rogue creature token. If it was a land card, create a Treasure token. Otherwise, you gain 3 life.
3 / 1
{3}{B}
Night Shift of the Living Dead
Enchantment
After you roll a die, you may pay 1 life. If you do, increase or decrease the result by 1. Do this only once each turn.

Whenever you roll a 6, create a 2/2 black Zombie Employee creature token.
{3}{G}{G}
Pair o' Dice Lost
Instant
Roll two six-sided dice. Return any number of cards with total mana value X or less from your graveyard to your hand, where X is the total of those results. Exile Pair o' Dice Lost.
{2}{G}
Petting Zookeeper
Creature - Elf Employee
Reach

When Petting Zookeeper enters the battlefield, open an Attraction. (Put the top card of your Attraction deck onto the battlefield.)
0 / 4
{3}{G}{G}
Pride of Lions
Creature - Cat
You may have Pride of Lions assign its combat damage as though it weren't blocked.
4 / 4
{1}{G}
Prize Pig
Creature - Boar
Whenever you gain life, put that many ribbon counters on Prize Pig. Then if there are three or more ribbon counters on Prize Pig, remove those counters and untap it.

{T}: Add one mana of any color.
0 / 3
{2}
Prized Statue
Artifact
When Prized Statue enters the battlefield or is put into a graveyard from the battlefield, create a Treasure token. (It's an artifact with "{T}, Sacrifice this artifact: Add one mana of any color.")
{1}{G}
Prizefight
Instant
Target creature you control fights target creature you don't control. (Each deals damage equal to its power to the other.)

Create a Treasure token. (It's an artifact with "{T}, Sacrifice this artifact: Add one mana of any color.")
{5}
Prizefighter Construct
Artifact Creature - Construct
6 / 2
{2}{B}
Quick Fixer
Creature - Azra Employee
Menace

Whenever Quick Fixer deals combat damage to a player, open an Attraction. (Put the top card of your Attraction deck onto the battlefield.)
2 / 3
{2}{G}
Resolute Veggiesaur
Creature - Dinosaur Employee
Trample

Whenever you roll your third die each turn, put a +1/+1 counter on Resolute Veggiesaur.
3 / 3
{2}{B}
Saw in Half
Instant
Destroy target creature. If that creature dies this way, its controller creates two tokens that are copies of that creature, except their base power is half that creature's power and their base toughness is half that creature's toughness. Round up each time.
{2}{B}
Six-Sided Die
Instant
Choose target creature. Roll a six-sided die.

1 -- It has base toughness 1 until end of turn.

2 -- Put two -1/-1 counters on it.

3 -- Six-Sided Die deals 3 damage to it and you gain 3 life.

4 -- It gets -4/-4 until end of turn.

5 -- Destroy it.

6 -- Exile it.
{4}{B}
Soul Swindler
Creature - Demon Employee
As long as you've visited an Attraction this turn, Soul Swindler has indestructible. (Damage and effects that say "destroy" don't destroy it.)

When Soul Swindler enters the battlefield, open an Attraction. (Put the top card of your Attraction deck onto the battlefield.)
5 / 3
{3}{B}{G}
Spinnerette, Arachnobat
Legendary Creature - Spider Performer
Reach

When Spinnerette, Arachnobat enters the battlefield, open an Attraction.

As long as you control three or more Attractions, Spinnerette gets +2/+0 and has menace.
2 / 4
{3}{G}{G}
Squirrel Squatters
Creature - Squirrel
When Squirrel Squatters enters the battlefield, open an Attraction. (Put the top card of your Attraction deck onto the battlefield.)

Whenever Squirrel Squatters attacks, create a 1/1 green Squirrel creature token that's tapped and attacking for each Attraction you've visited this turn.
4 / 4
{3}{B}
Step Right Up
Sorcery
Open two Attractions. (Put the top two cards of your Attraction deck onto the battlefield.)
{1}
Strength-Testing Hammer
Artifact - Equipment
Whenever equipped creature attacks, roll a six-sided die. That creature gets +X/+0 until end of turn, where X is the result. Then if it has the greatest power or is tied for greatest power among creatures on the battlefield, draw a card.

Equip {3}
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Swamp
Basic Land - Swamp
({T}: Add {B}.)
--
Swamp
Basic Land - Swamp
({T}: Add {B}.)
--
Swamp
Basic Land - Swamp
({T}: Add {B}.)
--
Swamp
Basic Land - Swamp
({T}: Add {B}.)
--
Swamp
Basic Land - Swamp
({T}: Add {B}.)
--
Swamp
Basic Land - Swamp
({T}: Add {B}.)
--
Swamp
Basic Land - Swamp
({T}: Add {B}.)
--
Swamp
Basic Land - Swamp
({T}: Add {B}.)
--
Swamp
Basic Land - Swamp
({T}: Add {B}.)
--
Swamp
Basic Land - Swamp
({T}: Add {B}.)
--
Swamp
Basic Land - Swamp
({T}: Add {B}.)
--
Swamp
Basic Land - Swamp
({T}: Add {B}.)
--
Swamp
Basic Land - Swamp
({T}: Add {B}.)
--
Swamp
Basic Land - Swamp
({T}: Add {B}.)
--
Swamp
Basic Land - Swamp
({T}: Add {B}.)
--
Swamp
Basic Land - Swamp
({T}: Add {B}.)
--
Swamp
Basic Land - Swamp
({T}: Add {B}.)
--
Swamp
Basic Land - Swamp
({T}: Add {B}.)
--
Swamp
Basic Land - Swamp
({T}: Add {B}.)
--
Swamp
Basic Land - Swamp
({T}: Add {B}.)
--
Swamp
Basic Land - Swamp
({T}: Add {B}.)
--
Swamp
Basic Land - Swamp
({T}: Add {B}.)
--
Swamp
Basic Land - Swamp
({T}: Add {B}.)
{X}{G}
The Crowd Goes Wild
Sorcery
Assist (Another player can pay up to {X} of this spell's cost. You choose the value of X.)

Support X. (Put a +1/+1 counter on each of up to X target creatures.)

Each creature with a +1/+1 counter on it gains trample until end of turn.
{2}{B}{G}
The Most Dangerous Gamer
Legendary Creature - Human Gamer Guest
Deathtouch

Whenever The Most Dangerous Gamer enters the battlefield or attacks, open an Attraction.

Whenever you open an Attraction, put a +1/+1 counter on The Most Dangerous Gamer.

Whenever you claim the prize of an Attraction, destroy target permanent.
2 / 2
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Thespian's Stage
Land
{T}: Add {C}.

{2}, {T}: Thespian's Stage becomes a copy of target land, except it has this ability.
{3}
Ticket Turbotubes
Artifact
{T}: Add one mana of any color.

{3}, {T}: You get {TK} (a ticket counter).
{2}{G}
Vegetation Abomination
Artifact Creature - Plant Mutant Food
Deathtouch

{T}, Sacrifice Vegetation Abomination: Roll a six-sided die. You gain life equal to the result.
2 / 2
{3}
Wheel of Torture
Artifact
At the beginning of each opponent's upkeep, Wheel of Torture deals X damage to that player, where X is 3 minus the number of cards in their hand.
{1}{B}
Xenosquirrels
Creature - Alien Squirrel
Xenosquirrels enters the battlefield with two +1/+1 counters on it.

After you roll a die, you may remove a +1/+1 counter from Xenosquirrels. If you do, increase or decrease the result by 1.
0 / 0