Exile target attacking creature. Then remove it from the game. Then put it into the absolutely-removed-from-the-freaking-game-forever zone.
{2}{W}
AWOL
Instant
Exile target attacking creature. Then remove it from the game. Then put it into the absolutely-removed-from-the-freaking-game-forever zone.
{U}{U}{U}
Cheatyface
Creature - Efreet
If Cheatyface is in your hand, you may sneak Cheatyface onto the battlefield. If an opponent catches you right away, that player may exile Cheatyface.
Flying
2 /
2
{U}{U}{U}
Cheatyface
Creature - Efreet
If Cheatyface is in your hand, you may sneak Cheatyface onto the battlefield. If an opponent catches you right away, that player may exile Cheatyface.
Flying
2 /
2
{U}{U}{U}
Cheatyface
Creature - Efreet
If Cheatyface is in your hand, you may sneak Cheatyface onto the battlefield. If an opponent catches you right away, that player may exile Cheatyface.
Flying
2 /
2
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City of Ass
Land
City of Ass enters the battlefield tapped.
{T}: Add one and one-half mana of any one color.
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City of Ass
Land
City of Ass enters the battlefield tapped.
{T}: Add one and one-half mana of any one color.
--
City of Ass
Land
City of Ass enters the battlefield tapped.
{T}: Add one and one-half mana of any one color.
--
City of Ass
Land
City of Ass enters the battlefield tapped.
{T}: Add one and one-half mana of any one color.
--
City of Ass
Land
City of Ass enters the battlefield tapped.
{T}: Add one and one-half mana of any one color.
--
City of Ass
Land
City of Ass enters the battlefield tapped.
{T}: Add one and one-half mana of any one color.
--
City of Ass
Land
City of Ass enters the battlefield tapped.
{T}: Add one and one-half mana of any one color.
--
City of Ass
Land
City of Ass enters the battlefield tapped.
{T}: Add one and one-half mana of any one color.
--
City of Ass
Land
City of Ass enters the battlefield tapped.
{T}: Add one and one-half mana of any one color.
{2}{R}
Devil K. Nevil
Legendary Creature - Devil Performer
Haste
When Devil K. Nevil enters the battlefield, jump it over any number of creatures. If it clears those creatures, put that many +1/+1 counters on it. (You can see a jumping demonstration at DevilKNevil.com.)
2 /
1
{1}{R}
Face to Face
Sorcery
You and target opponent play a best two-out-of-three Rock, Paper, Scissors match. If you win, Face to Face deals 5 damage to that player.
{3}{R}
Goblin S.W.A.T. Team
Creature - Goblin Warrior
Say "Goblin S.W.A.T. Team": Put a +1/+1 counter on Goblin S.W.A.T. Team unless an opponent swats the table within five seconds. Activate only once each turn.
2 /
2
{U}
Loose Lips
Enchantment - Aura
Enchant creature
As Loose Lips enters the battlefield, choose a sentence with eight or fewer words.
Enchanted creature has flying.
Whenever enchanted creature deals damage to an opponent, that player may say the chosen sentence. If they don't, you draw two cards.
{U}
Loose Lips
Enchantment - Aura
Enchant creature
As Loose Lips enters the battlefield, choose a sentence with eight or fewer words.
Enchanted creature has flying.
Whenever enchanted creature deals damage to an opponent, that player may say the chosen sentence. If they don't, you draw two cards.
{15}
Mox Lotus
Artifact
{T}: Add {∞}.
{100}: Add one mana of any color.
{1}{G}{G}
Our Market Research Shows That Players Like Really Long Card Names ...
Creature - Elemental
Art rampage 2 (Whenever this creature becomes blocked by a creature, it gets +2/+2 for each creature in the blocker's art beyond the first.)
2 /
2
{2}{G}
Spelling Bee
Creature - Alien Insect
Flying, deathtouch
Whenever Spelling Bee deals combat damage to a player, that player looks at the top card of your library and chooses a word on that card. You spell that word. If you spell it correctly, draw a card. Otherwise, scry 1.
1 /
1
{2}{G}
Spelling Bee
Creature - Alien Insect
Flying, deathtouch
Whenever Spelling Bee deals combat damage to a player, that player looks at the top card of your library and chooses a word on that card. You spell that word. If you spell it correctly, draw a card. Otherwise, scry 1.
1 /
1
{2}{G}
Spelling Bee
Creature - Alien Insect
Flying, deathtouch
Whenever Spelling Bee deals combat damage to a player, that player looks at the top card of your library and chooses a word on that card. You spell that word. If you spell it correctly, draw a card. Otherwise, scry 1.
1 /
1
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The Big Top
Land
{T}: Add one mana of any color that appears on your top. (A top is an outerwear garment worn on the upper body.)
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The Big Top
Land
{T}: Add one mana of any color that appears on your top. (A top is an outerwear garment worn on the upper body.)
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The Big Top
Land
{T}: Add one mana of any color that appears on your top. (A top is an outerwear garment worn on the upper body.)
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The Big Top
Land
{T}: Add one mana of any color that appears on your top. (A top is an outerwear garment worn on the upper body.)
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The Big Top
Land
{T}: Add one mana of any color that appears on your top. (A top is an outerwear garment worn on the upper body.)