When this creature enters the battlefield from anywhere other than a graveyard or exile, if it's on the battlefield and you control 9 or fewer creatures named "Name Sticker" Goblin, roll a 20-sided die.

1-6 | Add {R}{R}{R}{R}.

7-14 | Add {R}{R}{R}{R}{R}.

15-20 | Add {R}{R}{R}{R}{R}{R}.

Tap up to two target creatures.

Whenever you put a name sticker on a creature, you may return A Good Day to Pie from your graveyard to your hand.

Whenever a land enters the battlefield, Ankh of Mishra deals 2 damage to that land's controller.

Destroy all lands.

Vigilance

Assembled Ensemble's power is equal to the number of Robots you control.

Whenever you cast a spell with an artifact creature in its art, create a 1/1 white Clown Robot artifact creature token.

Autograph Book enters the battlefield with a page counter on it for each person who has signed it.

{3}, {T}, Remove a page counter from Autograph Book: Draw a card.

Choose one --

• Destroy target creature with power 4 or greater.

• Destroy target creature with any part of its head higher than the bar. (Align the tops of both cards to check.)

At the beginning of your upkeep, if you control no permanents other than Barren Glory and have no cards in hand, you win the game.

When Blue Ribbon enters the battlefield, ask a person outside the game which creature you control is most deserving of a blue ribbon. Attach Blue Ribbon to that creature.

Equipped creature has best in show. (Whenever another creature becomes the target of a spell or ability you control, you may copy that spell or ability. If you do, the copy targets this creature.)

Equip {3}

{T}: You have thirty seconds to laud a creature you control to any people outside the game. Until end of turn, that creature gains trample and haste and gets +X/+0, where X is the number of those people who applauded. Activate only as a sorcery and only once.

At the beginning of combat on your turn, roll two six-sided dice. For each result of 1, Celebr-8000 gets +1/+1 until end of turn. For each other result, it gains the indicated ability until end of turn. If you rolled doubles, it also gains double strike until end of turn.

• 2 -- menace

• 3 -- vigilance

• 4 -- lifelink

• 5 -- flying

• 6 -- indestructible

Alliance -- Whenever another creature enters the battlefield under your control, put a +1/+1 counter on Celebrity Fencer.

Roll three six-sided dice. For each different result, create a 1/1 white Clown Robot artifact creature token.

When Clown Car enters the battlefield, roll X six-sided dice. For each odd result, create a 1/1 white Clown Robot artifact creature token. For each even result, put a +1/+1 counter on Clown Car.

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Create two 1/1 white Clown Robot artifact creature tokens, then roll a six-sided die. If the result is equal to or less than the number of Robots you control, create a 1/1 white Clown Robot artifact creature token.

0: Roll a six-sided die.

1 or 2 -- [+2], then create two 1/1 green Squirrel creature tokens. They gain haste until end of turn.

3 -- [-1], then return a card with mana value 2 or less from your graveyard to your hand.

4 or 5 -- Comet, Stellar Pup deals damage equal to the number of loyalty counters on him to a creature or player, then [-2].

6 -- [+1], and you may activate Comet, Stellar Pup's loyalty ability two more times this turn.

When Complaints Clerk enters the battlefield, open an Attraction. (Put the top card of your Attraction deck onto the battlefield.)

Whenever you roll a 1, create a 1/1 white Clown Robot artifact creature token.

When D00-DL, Caricaturist enters the battlefield, create a 4/4 colorless Sketch creature token, which you have fifteen seconds to draw. The token has flying if it has wings in its art. The same is true for first strike and a sword, vigilance and a shield, menace and mean eyes, trample and horns, deathtouch and claws, lifelink and fangs, and haste and footwear.

Shuffle your library. As many times as you choose, you may exile the top card of your library. If the total mana value of the cards exiled this way is 13 or less, you may cast any number of spells from among those cards without paying their mana costs.

Exile all artifacts, creatures, and lands from the battlefield, all cards from all graveyards, and all cards from all hands.

Cycling {5}{R}{R} ({5}{R}{R}, Discard this card: Draw a card.)

When you cycle Decree of Annihilation, destroy all lands.

Haste

When Devil K. Nevil enters the battlefield, jump it over any number of creatures. If it clears those creatures, put that many +1/+1 counters on it. (You can see a jumping demonstration at DevilKNevil.com.)

Choose another player. You gain 5 life. At the beginning of the first upkeep in your next game with that player, you gain 5 life.

When Draconian Gate-Bot enters the battlefield, choose one --

• Open an Attraction. (Put the top card of your Attraction deck onto the battlefield.)

• Destroy target Attraction. (It's put into its owner's junkyard.)

During your turn, if Entirely Normal Armchair is in your hand, you may hide it on the battlefield.

{0}: Return Entirely Normal Armchair to its owner's hand. Only your opponents may activate this ability and only if they see Entirely Normal Armchair.

{2}, Sacrifice Entirely Normal Armchair: Destroy target attacking creature.

Legendary creatures you control get +2/+1 and have ward {1}.

Nonlegendary creatures you control get +1/+1.

When this enchantment enters the battlefield, you gain 7 life. You become a card until you leave your library or that library is shuffled. Put yourself seventh from the top, balancing the cards on top of you on your head.

When you draw yourself, you win the game.

When one or more cards fall off your head, exile them and all cards on your head, then sacrifice this enchantment.

Destroy target permanent. Its controller creates a 3/3 green Elephant creature token.

Flash

When Get Your Head in the Game enters the battlefield, exile target nonland permanent until it (this card) leaves the battlefield, then touch it (this card) with your head. When it (this card) stops touching it (your head), sacrifice it (the card, not your head).

{W}, {T}, Untap a tapped creature you control: Create a 1/1 green and white Citizen creature token.

{W}{W}, {T}, Untap two tapped creatures you control: Draw a card.

{W}{W}{W}{W}{W}, {T}, Untap fifteen tapped creatures you control: You win the game.

When Impounding Lot-Bot enters the battlefield, you may say "INCARCERATE!" in a robot voice. If you do, exile another target artifact or enchantment until Impounding Lot-Bot leaves the battlefield.

{1}{R}, {T}: Shuffle Jalum Grifter and two lands you control face down. Target opponent chooses one of those cards. Turn the cards face up. If they chose Jalum Grifter, sacrifice it. Otherwise, destroy target permanent.

Trample

Whenever Juggletron attacks, you may put an art sticker on it.

Juggletron gets +3/+0 for each item in its art that's not touching Juggletron, another item, or the card frame.

Just Desserts deals π damage to target creature. (π is the ratio of a circle's circumference to its diameter. (It's a smidgen more than 3.))

Artifacts, creatures, and lands your opponents control enter the battlefield tapped.

Flying

Spells cast by players wearing at least one item of women's clothing cost {1} less to cast. (You can define women's clothing as you see fit. Be reasonable.)

When Letter Bomb enters the battlefield, sign it and shuffle it into target player's library. That player reveals each card they draw until they draw Letter Bomb. When that player draws Letter Bomb, it deals 19½ damage to them.

Add {R} for each nonland permanent with art by the artist of your choice.

({T}: Add {R}.)

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{1}, {T}: Say the flavor text on a card in your hand. Target opponent guesses that card's name. You may reveal that card. If you do and they guessed wrong, you draw a card.

Rangeling (This card is every land type, including Plains, Island, Swamp, Mountain, Forest, Desert, Gate, Lair, Locus, and all those Urza's ones.)

Nearby Planet enters the battlefield tapped.

When Nearby Planet enters the battlefield, sacrifice it unless you pay {1}.

When Non-Human Cannonball dies, roll a six-sided die. If the result is 4 or less, Non-Human Cannonball deals that much damage to you.

Affinity for Clowns (This spell costs {1} less to cast for each Clown you control.)

Trample

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Pie-roclasm deals π damage to each non-Clown creature. (How to calculate π isn't important. It's a smidgen more than 3.)

{2}{R}: Target Robot gets +2/+0 until end of turn.

{1}, Sacrifice Park Map: Search your library for a land card that doesn't have the same art as a permanent you control, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle.

Haste

Robots you control get +1/+1.

{R}{W}, {T}, Tell a joke you haven't told this game to someone outside the game: Create a 1/1 white Clown Robot artifact creature token. If that person laughed, the token gains haste until end of turn.

({T}: Add {W}.)

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Play cards as written. Ignore all errata.

{T}: Add {C}. (This mana is still added to your mana pool.)

When Rad Rascal enters the battlefield, open an Attraction. (Put the top card of your Attraction deck onto the battlefield.)

Whenever Red-Hot Hottie deals damage to a creature, put a third-degree-burn counter on that creature. It gains "At the beginning of each end step, sacrifice this creature unless you scream 'Aaah!' at the top of your lungs."

Sacrifice any number of permanents. You gain 2 life for each permanent sacrificed this way.

When Robo-Piñata dies, choose one --

• You get {TK}{TK}.

• You may put a sticker on a nonland permanent you own.

Reach

When Rock Star enters the battlefield, you may discard a card. If you do, reveal the top five cards of your library. Ask a person outside the game to choose which of them is most like a rock band. Put that card into your hand and the rest on the bottom of your library in a random order.

A person outside the game chooses an attacking or blocking creature target opponent controls. That player sacrifices that creature.

{T}: Add {C}.

{T}: Add one mana of any color. Spend this mana only to cast a spell that shares a watermark with Secret Base.

{T}: Add {C}{C}.

When Split Screen enters the battlefield, shuffle your library and deal it into four libraries. If anything refers to your library, choose one of your libraries for it.

Play with your libraries' top cards revealed.

When Split Screen leaves the battlefield, shuffle your libraries together.

{1}, Reveal Standard Procedure from your hand: Choose an instant or sorcery card with mana value 3 or less currently legal in the Standard format. Standard Procedure becomes that card until end of turn.

Parade! -- At the beginning of combat on your turn, choose creatures you control one at a time until each creature you control has been chosen. Each of those creatures gets +1/+1 until end of turn for each creature chosen before it. (Places everyone! The first creature in line gets +0/+0.)

When Surprise Party enters the battlefield, yell "Surprise!" and put onto the battlefield any number of printed Clown Robot tokens that aren't touching each other, that you hid on the battlefield before you cast Surprise Party, and that weren't spotted by an opponent before you cast Surprise Party.

Robots you control get +1/+0 and have vigilance.

{T}, Tap an untapped creature you control that has a hat: Tap target creature.

{T}: Add one mana of any color that appears on your top. (A top is an outerwear garment worn on the upper body.)

When you control no permanents other than The Cheese Stands Alone and have no cards in hand, you win the game.

{T}: Add one mana of any color.

{3}, {T}: You get {TK} (a ticket counter).

When Ticketomaton enters the battlefield, you get {TK}, then you may put a sticker on a nonland permanent you own.

When Ticking Mime Bomb enters the battlefield, without speaking or indicating any specific creature, pantomime to a person outside the game, then they choose a creature you don't control. Ticking Mime Bomb deals damage equal to twice the number of Robots you control to the chosen creature.

Choose a triggered ability of target permanent. It triggers. You control that ability.

{T}: Add {C}.

{T}: Add one mana of any color. Spend this mana only to pay Un-costs.

{T}: Add {C}.

{T}: Add {∞}. Activate only once and only if you control an Urza's Mine, an Urza's Power-Plant, and an Urza's Tower.

{7}, {T}: Head to AskUrza.com and click Urza's Fun House.

{T}: Add {C}{C}. Spend this mana only to cast spells with watermarks.

Whenever you place a sticker, Wee Champion gets +1/+1 until end of turn. If it's an art sticker, instead put a +1/+1 counter on Wee Champion.

Well Done deals 5 damage to target creature. If that creature is rare or mythic rare, Well Done deals 3 damage to that creature's controller.

Creature spells you cast have sticker kicker {1}. (You may pay an additional {1} as you cast a creature spell. If you do, you get {TK}, then you may put a sticker on it.)

Destroy all creatures. They can't be regenerated.

All creatures have haste.

Players play with the top card of their libraries revealed.

Noninstant, nonsorcery cards on top of a library are on the battlefield under their owner's control in addition to being in that library.

When this enchantment enters the battlefield, you may put a name sticker on it.

Whenever you put a sticker on this enchantment, it deals damage equal to the number of o's in name stickers on this enchantment to any target.

Flying

When this creature enters the battlefield, you may put a name sticker on it. You gain X life, where X is the number of unique vowels on that sticker. (The vowels are A, E, I, O, U, and Y.)

When this creature enters the battlefield, you may put a name sticker on it. Add {R} for each unique vowel on that sticker. (The vowels are A, E, I, O, U, and Y.)

Flying

When this Vehicle enters the battlefield, you may put up to two name stickers on it.

Whenever this Vehicle attacks, choose a letter. This Vehicle gets +1/+1 until end of turn for each name sticker on it that begins with the chosen letter.

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