When Ambassador Blorpityblorpboop enters the battlefield, you get {TK}{TK}{TK}, then you may put a sticker on a nonland permanent you own.

At the beginning of each combat, you may have Ambassador Blorpityblorpboop's base power become equal to the total power of all stickers on permanents you control and its base toughness become equal to those stickers' total toughness.

You get seven {TK}. Choose an inanimate object you own from outside the game. Put a power and toughness sticker on it. You may also put a name sticker, an art sticker, and/or an ability sticker on it. Put it onto the battlefield as a creature token.

{T}, Sacrifice Ashnod's Coupon: Target player gets you target drink. You pay any costs for the drink.

Autograph Book enters the battlefield with a page counter on it for each person who has signed it.

{3}, {T}, Remove a page counter from Autograph Book: Draw a card.

When Blue Ribbon enters the battlefield, ask a person outside the game which creature you control is most deserving of a blue ribbon. Attach Blue Ribbon to that creature.

Equipped creature has best in show. (Whenever another creature becomes the target of a spell or ability you control, you may copy that spell or ability. If you do, the copy targets this creature.)

Equip {3}

{3}{U}: An opponent tells you a statement about themselves and secretly notes whether it's true or not. You guess which it is. If you guessed correctly, Blufferfish gets +2/+0 and can't be blocked this turn.

Visit -- Return a creature you don't control with the lowest toughness among creatures you don't control to its owner's hand. (If multiple creatures are tied, choose any one of them.)

Spells you cast cost {1} less to cast.

You must speak in a voice other than your normal voice.

When you speak in your normal voice, sacrifice Bronze Calendar.

Visit -- Target creature must be blocked this turn if able.

{TK}{TK} -- Sacrifice this permanent: Draw two cards.

{TK}{TK}{TK} -- Whenever this creature attacks, proliferate. (Choose any number of permanents and/or players, then give each another counter of each kind already there.)

{TK}{TK} -- 4/1

{TK}{TK}{TK}{TK}{TK} -- 8/7

If Cheatyface is in your hand, you may sneak Cheatyface onto the battlefield. If an opponent catches you right away, that player may exile Cheatyface.

Flying

City of Ass enters the battlefield tapped.

{T}: Add one and one-half mana of any one color.

Visit -- You may put a sticker on a nonland permanent you own.

{TK}{TK} -- Outlast {1} ({1}, {T}: Put a +1/+1 counter on this creature. Outlast only as a sorcery.)

{TK}{TK}{TK} -- When this permanent dies, you get seven {TK}.

{TK}{TK} -- 1/4

{TK}{TK}{TK}{TK}{TK} -- 9/6

Choose another player. Search your library for a basic land card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle. At the beginning of the first upkeep in your next game with that player, search your library for a basic land card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle.

Choose another player. You draw two cards. At the beginning of the first upkeep in your next game with that player, you draw two cards.

Visit -- Target creature gains flying until end of turn, or until any player rolls a 1, whichever comes first.

{2}, {T}: Move a counter from one permanent onto another. If the second permanent refers to any kind of counter, the moved counter becomes one of those counters. Otherwise, it becomes a +1/+1 counter.

{3}, {T}: Put a +1/+1 counter on target creature.

{4}, {T}: Proliferate. (Choose any number of permanents and/or players, then give each another counter of each kind already there.)

Visit -- Put a +1/+1 counter on target creature you control. That creature gains vigilance until end of turn.

Visit -- Choose target creature you control. Each other creature you control becomes a copy of that creature until end of turn, except it isn't legendary.

Visit -- Draw a card.

{TK}{TK} -- Trample

{TK}{TK}{TK} -- {3}: Monstrosity 3. (If this creature isn't monstrous, put three +1/+1 counters on it and it becomes monstrous.)

{TK}{TK}{TK} -- 2/7

{TK}{TK}{TK}{TK} -- 6/5

Search your library for a basic land card, put that card onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle. If you sang a song the whole time you were searching and shuffling, you may untap that land.

When Letter Bomb enters the battlefield, sign it and shuffle it into target player's library. That player reveals each card they draw until they draw Letter Bomb. When that player draws Letter Bomb, it deals 19½ damage to them.

{T}: Roll a six-sided die. On a 3 or lower, target player adds {C}. Otherwise, that player adds one mana of any color they choose.

{1}: Flip a coin. If you win the flip, add {C}{C}. Activate only as an instant.

Using a mobile device, take a picture of target creature. That device enters the battlefield as a token that's a photocopy of the pictured creature. (Photocopies include Auras, Equipment, counters, and stickers in the shot. Don't touch other people's phones without permission and be careful if you do.)

Choose target opponent and target creature they control. You and that player have a breath-holding contest. If you win, you gain control of that creature.

{T}: Add {∞}.

{100}: Add one mana of any color.

Rangeling (This card is every land type, including Plains, Island, Swamp, Mountain, Forest, Desert, Gate, Lair, Locus, and all those Urza's ones.)

Nearby Planet enters the battlefield tapped.

When Nearby Planet enters the battlefield, sacrifice it unless you pay {1}.

{1}, Sacrifice Park Map: Search your library for a land card that doesn't have the same art as a permanent you control, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle.

{TK}{TK} -- Whenever this creature attacks, you get {TK}.

{TK}{TK}{TK} -- Undying (When this creature dies, if it had no +1/+1 counters on it, return it to the battlefield under its owner's control with a +1/+1 counter on it.)

{TK}{TK} -- 4/2

{TK}{TK}{TK}{TK}{TK} -- 6/9

{TK}{TK} -- {1}: This creature gets +1/-1 until end of turn.

{TK}{TK}{TK} -- When this creature dies, you may put X +1/+1 counters on target creature, where X is this creature's power.

{TK}{TK} -- 5/1

{TK}{TK}{TK}{TK} -- 4/7

Did you know this creature has flying?

Are you aware that any time you say something that isn't a question, when a player points out this fact first, they gain control of Question Elemental?

Play cards as written. Ignore all errata.

{T}: Add {C}. (This mana is still added to your mana pool.)

Search your library for a basic land card and reveal it. If there's a tree in its art, put it onto the battlefield tapped. Otherwise, put it into your hand. Then shuffle.

You and target opponent arm-wrestle. If you win, create a 3/3 green Ape creature token.

{TK}{TK} -- Bushido 2 (Whenever this creature blocks or becomes blocked, it gets +2/+2 until end of turn.)

{TK}{TK}{TK} -- Double strike

{TK}{TK} -- 2/4

{TK}{TK}{TK}{TK} -- 5/6

Flying, deathtouch

Whenever Spelling Bee deals combat damage to a player, that player looks at the top card of your library and chooses a word on that card. You spell that word. If you spell it correctly, draw a card. Otherwise, scry 1.

When Spirit of the Season enters the battlefield, it gains haste if it's summer. Put a +1/+1 counter on it if it's autumn. You gain 5 life if it's winter. If it's spring, search your library for a basic land card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle.

Flying

Whenever Spy Eye deals combat damage to a player, you may draw a card from that player's library.

{1}, Reveal Standard Procedure from your hand: Choose an instant or sorcery card with mana value 3 or less currently legal in the Standard format. Standard Procedure becomes that card until end of turn.

Visit -- Exile the top X cards of your library, where X is the number of Attractions you've visited this turn (including this one). You may play those cards this turn. At the beginning of the next end step, if any of those cards remain exiled, put them on the bottom of your library in any order.

Visit -- After the first combat phase this turn, there's an additional combat phase. At the beginning of that combat, untap all creatures that attacked this turn.

Whenever you create a token or put a counter or a sticker on another permanent, put a knickknack counter on Tchotchke Elemental. Use a unique item that completely fits on Tchotchke Elemental for each knickknack counter.

Tchotchke Elemental gets +1/+1 for each knickknack counter on it.

{T}: Add one mana of any color that appears on your top. (A top is an outerwear garment worn on the upper body.)

Visit -- Choose an opponent. They choose a creature they control, then you choose a creature you control. You may exile the chosen creatures. If you do, return them to the battlefield under their owners' control at the beginning of the next end step. Otherwise, the chosen creatures fight each other.

{T}: Add {C}.

{T}: Add one mana of any color. Spend this mana only to pay Un-costs.

{TK}{TK} -- Whenever this creature attacks, bolster 1. (Choose a creature with the least toughness among creatures you control and put a +1/+1 counter on it.)

{TK}{TK}{TK}{TK} -- Indestructible

{TK}{TK} -- 3/2

{TK}{TK}{TK} -- 5/4

{T}: Add {C}.

{T}: Add {∞}. Activate only once and only if you control an Urza's Mine, an Urza's Power-Plant, and an Urza's Tower.

{7}, {T}: Head to AskUrza.com and click Urza's Fun House.

{TK}{TK} -- Heroic -- Whenever you cast a spell that targets this permanent, put two +1/+1 counters on it.

{TK}{TK}{TK} -- Protection from even mana values

{TK}{TK} -- 2/3

{TK}{TK}{TK}{TK}{TK} -- 7/8

{TK}{TK} -- Landfall -- Whenever a land enters the battlefield under your control, put a +1/+1 counter on this permanent.

{TK}{TK}{TK}{TK} -- Whenever a creature blocks this creature, that creature gets -4/-4 until end of turn.

{TK}{TK} -- 4/1

{TK}{TK}{TK} -- 3/5

When this creature enters the battlefield, search your library for a basic land card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle.

{TK}{TK} -- Whenever this creature attacks, put a +1/+1 counter on it.

{TK}{TK}{TK} -- Metalcraft -- This permanent has protection from noncreature permanents as long as you control three or more artifacts.

{TK}{TK} -- 5/1

{TK}{TK}{TK}{TK} -- 7/4