When this creature enters the battlefield, roll a six-sided die. You gain life equal to the result.

Flying

When this creature enters the battlefield, you may destroy target nonland permanent.

Enchant your library

Enchanted library is an artifact creature on the battlefield with power and toughness each equal to the number of cards in it. It's still a library.

If enchanted library would leave the battlefield, exile Animate Library instead.

Draft Animus of Predation face up.

As you draft a card, you may remove it from the draft face up. (It isn't in your card pool.)

If you removed a creature card with flying from the draft with cards named Animus of Predation, Animus of Predation has flying. The same is true for first strike, double strike, deathtouch, haste, hexproof, indestructible, lifelink, menace, reach, and vigilance.

Draft Archdemon of Paliano face up.

As long as Archdemon of Paliano is face up during the draft, you can't look at booster packs and must draft cards at random. After you draft three cards this way, turn Archdemon of Paliano face down. (You may look at cards as you draft them.)

Flying

Hexproof

Whenever you roll a die, put a number of luck counters on As Luck Would Have It equal to the result. Then if there are 100 or more luck counters on As Luck Would Have It, you win the game. (Count both rolls if you reroll a die.)

A person outside the game becomes your teammate. (Choose any number of cards in your hand, on top of your library, or on the battlefield under your control. Those cards become your teammate's hand, library, and permanents, respectively.)

When this creature enters the battlefield, roll a six-sided die. Target opponent loses life equal to the result.

Blurry (This creature can be blocked only if defending player was wearing glasses as it was cast.)

Whenever Blurry Beeble deals combat damage to a player, you may draw a card. If you do, discard a card.

Whenever you cast a silver-bordered spell, put a +1/+1 counter on Border Guardian.

Whenever you cast a black-bordered spell, Border Guardian can't be blocked this turn.

Whenever you cast a white-bordered spell, Border Guardian gains double strike until end of turn.

As Censorship enters the battlefield, choose a word.

Whenever a player says the chosen word, Censorship deals 2 damage to that player.

Whenever you roll a 4 or higher on a die, create a 1/1 green Squirrel creature token.

Flying

When Chivalrous Chevalier enters the battlefield, return a creature you control to its owner's hand unless you compliment an opponent.

Search your library for a host card or a card with augment, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle.

When Clocknapper enters the battlefield, choose beginning phase, precombat main phase, combat phase, postcombat main phase, or ending phase. Steal that phase from target player during their next turn. (That phase occurs as though it's your turn instead.)

When this creature enters the battlefield, you may discard a card. If you do, draw a card.

When this creature enters the battlefield, this creature assembles a Contraption. (Put the top card of your Contraption deck face up onto one of your sprockets.)

Create a 1/2 blue Bird creature token with flying named Storm Crow.

Storm (When you cast this spell, copy it for each spell cast before it this turn.)

Defective Detective can't be blocked.

When Defective Detective enters the battlefield, a person outside the game looks at target opponent's hand and chooses a card from it. That player reveals that card.

When this creature enters the battlefield, target opponent discards a card.

When this creature enters the battlefield, you may untap target permanent.

During your turn, if Entirely Normal Armchair is in your hand, you may hide it on the battlefield.

{0}: Return Entirely Normal Armchair to its owner's hand. Only your opponents may activate this ability and only if they see Entirely Normal Armchair.

{2}, Sacrifice Entirely Normal Armchair: Destroy target attacking creature.

{2}, {T}: Move a counter from one permanent onto another. If the second permanent refers to any kind of counter, the moved counter becomes one of those counters. Otherwise, it becomes a +1/+1 counter.

{3}, {T}: Put a +1/+1 counter on target creature.

{4}, {T}: Proliferate. (Choose any number of permanents and/or players, then give each another counter of each kind already there.)

You and target creature's controller have a staring contest. If you win, destroy that creature.

As Farewell to Arms enters the battlefield, choose a hand attached to an opponent's arm.

When the chosen hand isn't behind its owner's back, sacrifice Farewell to Arms. If you do, that player discards their hand . . . of cards. (The lawyers wouldn't let us do it the other way.)

When this creature enters the battlefield, roll a six-sided die. This creature deals damage equal to the result to target creature an opponent controls.

When GO TO JAIL enters the battlefield, exile target creature an opponent controls until GO TO JAIL leaves the battlefield.

At the beginning of the upkeep of the exiled card's owner, that player rolls two six-sided dice. If they roll doubles, sacrifice GO TO JAIL.

Target player and each of that player's teammates exchange life totals.

You gain 1 life for each person who high-fives you in the next thirty seconds. Each player in an Un-game who high-fives you gains 1 life. (Offer high fives. Don't hit people.)

When this creature enters the battlefield, create a 1/1 colorless Gnome artifact creature token.

{R}, {T}: Reflip any coin or reroll any die. (Activate only any time it makes sense.)

Say "Goblin S.W.A.T. Team": Put a +1/+1 counter on Goblin S.W.A.T. Team unless an opponent swats the table within five seconds. Activate only once each turn.

{3}{G}: Roll a six-sided die. Ground Pounder gets +X/+X until end of turn, where X is the result.

Whenever you roll a 5 or higher on a die, Ground Pounder gains trample until end of turn.

Whenever you're dealt damage,

Augment {2}{W} ({2}{W}, Reveal this card from your hand: Combine it with target host. Augment only as a sorcery.)

Trample

At the beginning of each end step, if an opponent was dealt damage this turn,

Augment {1}{R}{R} ({1}{R}{R}, Reveal this card from your hand: Combine it with target host. Augment only as a sorcery.)

At the beginning of your upkeep,

Augment {5}{U} ({5}{U}, Reveal this card from your hand: Combine it with target host. Augment only as a sorcery.)

As Hangman enters the battlefield, secretly note a word with six to eight letters.

{1}: Target player who doesn't control Hangman guesses the noted word or an unguessed letter in that word. If they guess wrong, put a +1/+1 counter on Hangman. Any player may activate this ability.

When a player guesses the noted word or all of its letters, sacrifice Hangman.

Enchant creature

Enchanted creature gets +2/+1 and has menace.

Whenever a player's skin or fingernail touches enchanted creature, that player loses 2 life.

Hoisted Hireling has flying as long as it's being held above the battlefield.

Flying

Whenever you attack with two or more creatures,

Augment {3}{W} ({3}{W}, Reveal this card from your hand: Combine it with target host. Augment only as a sorcery.)

(Start the game with this conspiracy face up in the command zone.)

The first creature spell you cast each turn costs {1} less to cast.

You can't cast instant or sorcery spells.

Draft Illusionary Informant face up.

During the draft, you may turn Illusionary Informant face down. If you do, look at the next card drafted by a player of your choice.

Flying

(This creature has INFINITE POWER.)

At the beginning of your upkeep, roll a six-sided die. On a 3 or 4, put a +1/+1 counter on Inhumaniac. On a 5 or higher, put two +1/+1 counters on it. On a 1, remove all +1/+1 counters from Inhumaniac.

When It That Gets Left Hanging enters the battlefield, ask a person outside the game to high-five you. If they won't, It That Gets Left Hanging gains haste until end of turn.

Just Desserts deals π damage to target creature. (π is the ratio of a circle's circumference to its diameter. (It's a smidgen more than 3.))

{5}, {T}, Sacrifice Kindslaver: A person outside the game controls target player during that player's next turn. Neither player may advise that person until the end of that turn.

First strike

{1}{W}, Do the Hokey Pokey: Prevent all damage a source of your choice would deal to Knight of the Hokey Pokey this turn. (To do the Hokey Pokey, choose an arm, a leg, or your whole self and put it in. Put it out. Put it in. Shake it all about. You do the Hokey Pokey! Turn yourself around.)

If you would roll a die, instead roll two of those dice and ignore one of those results.

When this creature enters the battlefield, return target host card or card with augment from your graveyard to your hand.

Draft Leovold's Operative face up.

As you draft a card, you may draft an additional card from that booster pack. If you do, turn Leovold's Operative face down, then pass the next booster pack without drafting a card from it. (You may look at that booster pack.)

Equipped creature has "{T}: This creature deals 1 damage to target player or planeswalker. Roll a six-sided die. On a 5 or higher, untap it."

Equip {2}

{T}: Roll a six-sided die. On a 3 or lower, target player adds {C}. Otherwise, that player adds one mana of any color they choose.

Enchant creature

As Magic Word enters the battlefield, choose a word.

Whisper the chosen word: Tap enchanted creature.

Haste

Reveal Masterful Ninja from your hand: Masterful Ninja is on the battlefield and in your hand until end of turn.

{1}{B}: Masterful Ninja gets +1/+1 until end of turn.

When this creature enters the battlefield, you may draw a card.

Whenever a nontoken creature you control dies,

Augment {2}{G} ({2}{G}, Reveal this card from your hand: Combine it with target host. Augment only as a sorcery.)

When this creature enters the battlefield, roll a six-sided die. Put a number of +1/+1 counters on this creature equal to the result.

(Theme color: {G})

You may activate Ninja's augment ability any time you could cast an instant.

Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player,

Augment {2}{B} ({2}{B}, Reveal this card from your hand: Combine it with target host. Augment only as--oh, never mind.)

When this creature enters the battlefield, roll a six-sided die. Target player mills X cards, where X is the result.

Flying

Old-Fashioned Vampire gets +2/+2 and has deathtouch as long as it's dark outdoors.

When this creature enters the battlefield, you may exile target non-Horse creature you control that wasn't put onto the battlefield with this ability this turn, then return it to the battlefield under its owner's control.

Your team may sacrifice any number of creatures. For each creature sacrificed this way, you add {B}{B}.

At the beginning of your upkeep, roll a six-sided die. Painiac gets +X/+0 until end of turn, where X is the result.

Haste

You can attack with Party Crasher once each combat during each opponent's turn.

Flying

Whenever a creature dies, you may roll a six-sided die. If you roll a 1, sacrifice Poultrygeist. Otherwise, put a +1/+1 counter on Poultrygeist.

Destroy target nonartifact, nonland permanent that doesn't share a color with clothing worn by its controller.

Target creature you control gets +2/+2 if it's a host or has augment. Then it fights target creature you don't control.

Whenever this creature blocks,

Augment {3}{W} ({3}{W}, Reveal this card from your hand: Combine it with target host. Augment only as a sorcery.)

At the beginning of each end step, if an artifact entered the battlefield under your control this turn,

Augment {2} ({2}, Reveal this card from your hand: Combine it with target host. Augment only as a sorcery.)

A person outside the game chooses an attacking or blocking creature target opponent controls. That player sacrifices that creature.

Search your library for a basic land card and reveal it. If there's a tree in its art, put it onto the battlefield tapped. Otherwise, put it into your hand. Then shuffle.

(Start the game with this conspiracy face up in the command zone.)

At the beginning of the first upkeep, create a 1/1 colorless Construct artifact creature token with defender.

Landfall -- Whenever a land enters the battlefield under your control,

Augment {2}{G} ({2}{G}, Reveal this card from your hand: Combine it with target host. Augment only as a sorcery.)

When this creature enters the battlefield, creatures you control get +1/+1 until end of turn.

Target player in an Un-game you can see from your seat gains control of target creature you control until your next turn. At the beginning of your next upkeep, put two +1/+1 counters on that creature. (A creature is on the battlefield of only the game its controller is playing.)

Flying

When Skull Saucer enters the battlefield, destroy target creature and put your head on the table. Sacrifice Skull Saucer when your head stops touching the table.

Just a second (As long as this spell is on the stack, players can't move cards on the battlefield.)

Slaying Mantis enters the battlefield by being thrown from a distance of at least three feet.

When Slaying Mantis enters the battlefield, it fights each creature an opponent controls that it touched as it entered.

Whenever Sly Spy deals combat damage to a player, that player reveals their hand. You choose a card from it with the longest name. That player discards that card.

Draft Smuggler Captain face up.

As you draft a card, you may reveal it, note its name, then turn Smuggler Captain face down.

When Smuggler Captain enters the battlefield, you may search your library for a card with a name you noted for cards named Smuggler Captain, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle.

You may tap Snickering Squirrel to increase the result of a die any player rolled by 1.

({B/P} can be paid with either {B} or 2 life.)

{B/P}{B/P}{B/P}{B/P}: Reveal a card you own from outside the game that has been banned or restricted in a Constructed format and put it into your hand.

When Squirrel Dealer enters the battlefield, ask a person outside the game "Do you like Squirrels?" If they do, create a 1/1 green Squirrel creature token.

Increase the result of each die you roll by 2.

{5}:

Augment {4} ({4}, Reveal this card from your hand: Combine it with target host. Augment only as a sorcery.)

Whenever you roll a 5 or higher on a die, Steel Squirrel gets +X/+X until end of turn, where X is the result.

{6}: Roll a six-sided die.

When this creature enters the battlefield, target creature an opponent controls gets -1/-1 until end of turn.

A person outside the game looks at target opponent's hand and chooses a nonland card from it. That player discards that card.

Target creature gets +2/+2 until end of turn. If it's a host or has augment, it gains lifelink until end of turn.

Trample (This spell can deal excess damage to its target's controller.)

Super-Duper Death Ray deals 4 damage to target creature.

{2}{W}, Sacrifice Teacher's Pet: Search your library for a card with augment, combine it with target host you control, then shuffle.

Players play a Magic subgame, starting at 1 life and using their libraries as their decks. For the rest of the main game, if a source would deal damage to a player who didn't win the subgame, it deals double that damage to that player instead.

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-1: Head to AskUrza.com and click -1.

-6: Head to AskUrza.com and click -6.

Before you shuffle your deck to start the game, you may reveal this card from your deck and exile three or more creature cards you drafted that aren't in your deck.

{1}{R}: Choose a card at random you exiled with cards named Volatile Chimera. Volatile Chimera becomes a copy of that card, except it has this ability.

When this creature enters the battlefield, put a +1/+1 counter on target creature.

Defender

You may tap an untapped Wall you control to have any player reroll a die that player rolled.

When this creature enters the battlefield, search your library for a basic land card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle.

Reach

Whenever you roll a 4 or higher on a die, put a +1/+1 counter on Willing Test Subject.

{6}: Roll a six-sided die.

Enchant creature

Enchanted creature gets +1/+1 for each word in its name.

(Start the game with this conspiracy face up in the command zone.)

As long as every card in your card pool started the game in your library or in the command zone, lands you control have "{T}: Add one mana of any color."

As long as X is in X's owner's opponent's hand, X's owner may cast X and activate X's abilities. That opponent can't cast X and plays with their hand revealed.

{U}{B}, {T}: Put X into target opponent's hand.

{3}{U}{B}: You may play a land or cast a spell from the hand X is in. If you cast a spell this way, you cast it without paying its mana cost.

{4}{B}: Combine Zombified from your graveyard with target host.

{2}{B}, Exile a creature card from your graveyard:

Augment {4}{B} ({4}{B}, Reveal this card from your hand: Combine it with target host. Augment only as a sorcery.)