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Embrace The Hate (Standard)

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Who needs friend right? I mean they're such high maintenance with their wanting to hang out and do things... So tedious. Well, with a deck like this you can watch those needy creatures just disappear. Like cockroaches..

Essentially this is a build based off of a deck my little brother actually plays. And if you can't tell what it does (aside from make people hate you), it's not hard. Essentially you take your opponent's creatures, hit them with them and then sacrifice said creatures through whatever mechanic you draw. Giving a Nantuko Husk +2/+2 is particularly insulting... Now, it can take a couple of turns to get rolling so that is why the Vessel of Volatility is there. It's effectively intended to allow you to start dicking over the other guy as soon as possible. Or turn four Kolagahn...because that only goes one way... Speaking of which, she's in there due to the propensity of many Standard players to play the same few creatures. You take and sac a Sylvan Advocate and then laugh at them for drawing the other three.

The sideboard is a compilation of additional combat tricks and particularly unpleasant creatures. Plus the Chandras, because they're beasts. Although none of these things are necessarily complimentary to the deck's overall design. They basically just decide how many more friends you lose, because no one appreciates land destruction and the Sin Prodder is a douchebag...

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This deck does not appear to be legal in Standard (Season from Sep 2021).

Problems: Not legal in this format: Nantuko Husk, Blazing Hellhound, Fiery Conclusion, Indulgent Aristocrat, Act of Treason, Lose Calm, Malevolent Whispers, Qarsi Sadist, Vampiric Rites, Dragonlord Kolaghan, Looming Spires, Mortuary Mire, Vessel of Volatility, Zulaport Cutthroat, Fiery Impulse, Chandra, Fire of Kaladesh // Chandra, Roaring Flame, Chandra, Flamecaller, Alms of the Vein, Sin Prodder, Structural Distortion.

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