At the beginning of your upkeep, you may say "Ach! Hans, run! It's the . . ." and the name of a creature card. If you do, search your library for a card with that name, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle. That creature gains haste. Exile it at the beginning of the next end step.

Exile target attacking creature. Then remove it from the game. Then put it into the absolutely-removed-from-the-freaking-game-forever zone.

When Abu Ja'far dies, destroy all creatures blocking or blocked by it. They can't be regenerated.

Abzan Kin-Guard has lifelink as long as you control a white or black permanent.

Battle cry (Whenever this creature attacks, each other attacking creature gets +1/+0 until end of turn.)

{1}, {T}: Acorn Catapult deals 1 damage to any target. That permanent's controller or that player creates a 1/1 green Squirrel creature token.

Create two 1/1 green Squirrel creature tokens.

Flashback--{1}{G}, Pay 3 life. (You may cast this card from your graveyard for its flashback cost. Then exile it.)

Hidden agenda (Start the game with this conspiracy face down in the command zone and secretly choose a card name. You may turn this conspiracy face up any time and reveal that name.)

Whenever a creature you control with the chosen name attacks, you may pay {W}. If you do, that creature gains indestructible until end of turn. (Damage and effects that say "destroy" don't destroy it.)

(Start the game with this conspiracy face up in the command zone.)

Your minimum deck size is reduced by five.

Reveal Aether Searcher as you draft it. Reveal the next card you draft and note its name.

When Aether Searcher enters the battlefield, you may search your hand and/or library for a card with a name noted as you drafted cards named Aether Searcher. You may cast it without paying its mana cost. If you searched your library this way, shuffle.

Draft Agent of Acquisitions face up.

Instead of drafting a card from a booster pack, you may draft each card in that booster pack, one at a time. If you do, turn Agent of Acquisitions face down and you can't draft cards for the rest of this draft round. (You may look at booster packs passed to you.)

When Alaborn Zealot blocks a creature, destroy that creature and Alaborn Zealot.

Enchant creature card in a graveyard

When Animate Dead enters the battlefield, if it's on the battlefield, it loses "enchant creature card in a graveyard" and gains "enchant creature put onto the battlefield with Animate Dead." Return enchanted creature card to the battlefield under your control and attach Animate Dead to it. When Animate Dead leaves the battlefield, that creature's controller sacrifices it.

Enchanted creature gets -1/-0.

Draft Animus of Predation face up.

As you draft a card, you may remove it from the draft face up. (It isn't in your card pool.)

If you removed a creature card with flying from the draft with cards named Animus of Predation, Animus of Predation has flying. The same is true for first strike, double strike, deathtouch, haste, hexproof, indestructible, lifelink, menace, reach, and vigilance.

Whenever a creature you control attacks, it gets +2/+0 until end of turn and Anthem of Rakdos deals 1 damage to you.

Hellbent -- As long as you have no cards in hand, if a source you control would deal damage to a permanent or player, it deals double that damage to that permanent or player instead.

Arcane Sanctum enters the battlefield tapped.

{T}: Add {W}, {U}, or {B}.

Before you shuffle your deck to start the game, you may reveal this card from your deck and exile an instant or sorcery card you drafted that isn't in your deck.

When Arcane Savant enters the battlefield, copy a card you exiled with cards named Arcane Savant. You may cast the copy without paying its mana cost.

Draft Archdemon of Paliano face up.

As long as Archdemon of Paliano is face up during the draft, you can't look at booster packs and must draft cards at random. After you draft three cards this way, turn Archdemon of Paliano face down. (You may look at cards as you draft them.)

Flying

Creatures you control have first strike.

Creatures your opponents control lose first strike and can't have or gain first strike.

{T}: Draw a card, then discard a card.

Whenever a permanent that shares an artist with another permanent you control enters the battlefield, untap Artful Looter.

Flying

At the beginning of each end step, put a +1/+1 counter on Asmira, Holy Avenger for each creature put into your graveyard from the battlefield this turn.

Destroy target silver-bordered or acorn permanent in any game you can see from your seat.

Hidden agenda (Start the game with this conspiracy face down in the command zone and secretly choose a card name. You may turn this conspiracy face up any time and reveal that name.)

Creatures you control with the chosen name have "When this creature dies, you may pay {B}. If you do, create a tapped 2/2 black Zombie creature token."

This spell costs {1} more to cast for each ten years you've been alive.

Avatar of Me's power is equal to your height in feet and its toughness is equal to your American shoe size. Round to the nearest ½.

Avatar of Me is the color of your eyes.

Choose one --

• Creatures you control gain lifelink until end of turn.

• Draw a card.

• Put target attacking or blocking creature on top of its owner's library.

Azorius Guildgate enters the battlefield tapped.

{T}: Add {W} or {U}.

{1}, {T}: Add {W}{U}.

(Start the game with this conspiracy face up in the command zone.)

Draw an additional hand of seven cards as the game begins. Before taking mulligans, shuffle all but one of your hands into your library.

{1}{B}, Growl: Regenerate Bad Ass.

While voting, you may vote an additional time. (The votes can be for different choices or for the same choice.)

When Banisher Priest enters the battlefield, exile target creature an opponent controls until Banisher Priest leaves the battlefield. (That creature returns under its owner's control.)

When Banishing Light enters the battlefield, exile target nonland permanent an opponent controls until Banishing Light leaves the battlefield.

Defender

Extort (Whenever you cast a spell, you may pay {W/B}. If you do, each opponent loses 1 life and you gain that much life.)

Whenever a creature you control attacks, you may put a quest counter on Beastmaster Ascension.

As long as Beastmaster Ascension has seven or more quest counters on it, creatures you control get +5/+5.

Benalish Commander's power and toughness are each equal to the number of Soldiers you control.

Suspend X--{X}{W}{W}. X can't be 0.

Whenever a time counter is removed from Benalish Commander while it's exiled, create a 1/1 white Soldier creature token.

Will of the council -- Starting with you, each player votes for sickness or psychosis. If sickness gets more votes, creatures your opponents control get -2/-2 until end of turn. If psychosis gets more votes or the vote is tied, each opponent discards two cards.

Madness {R}, cycling {1}{R}, kicker {2}{R}, flashback {3}{R}, buyback {4}{R}

Blast from the Past deals 2 damage to any target. If this spell was kicked, create a 1/1 red Goblin creature token.

Bloodcrazed Neonate attacks each combat if able.

Whenever Bloodcrazed Neonate deals combat damage to a player, put a +1/+1 counter on it.

Boros Guildgate enters the battlefield tapped.

{T}: Add {R} or {W}.

{1}, {T}: Add {R}{W}.

Whenever you cast a spell, you may gain ½ life for each word in that spell's name.

Hidden agenda (Start the game with this conspiracy face down in the command zone and secretly choose a card name. You may turn this conspiracy face up any time and reveal that name.)

Spells with the chosen name you cast cost {1} less to cast.

While voting, you get an additional vote. (The votes can be for different choices or for the same choice.)

Target player mills three cards.

Storm (When you cast this spell, copy it for each spell cast before it this turn. You may choose new targets for the copies.)

When Brain Maggot enters the battlefield, target opponent reveals their hand and you choose a nonland card from it. Exile that card until Brain Maggot leaves the battlefield.

Draw three cards, then put two cards from your hand on top of your library in any order.

{T}: Target permanent's artist becomes the artist of your choice until end of turn.

Search your library for up to three creature cards, put them into your graveyard, then shuffle.

Whenever any player taps a permanent, that player chooses one of their opponents. The chosen player gains control of that permanent at the beginning of the next end step.

At the beginning of each player's end step, if that player didn't tap any nonland permanents that turn, Burning Cinder Fury of Crimson Chaos Fire deals 3 damage to that player.

You may reveal a sorcery card you own from outside the game and put it into your hand. Exile Burning Wish.

Bursting Beebles can't be blocked as long as defending player controls two or more nonland permanents that share an artist.

Exile a card from your hand: Add {B}{B} or {G}{G}.

As an additional cost to cast this spell, choose a creature type.

Caller of the Hunt's power and toughness are each equal to the number of creatures of the chosen type on the battlefield.

Before you shuffle your deck to start the game, you may reveal this card from your deck and exile a creature card you drafted that isn't in your deck.

{X}, {T}: Create a token that's a copy of a card you exiled with cards named Caller of the Untamed. X is the mana value of that card.

When Canal Courier enters the battlefield, you become the monarch.

Whenever Canal Courier and another creature attack different players, Canal Courier can't be blocked this combat.

Draft Canal Dredger face up.

Each player passes the last card from each booster pack to a player who drafted a card named Canal Dredger.

{T}: Put target card from your graveyard on the bottom of your library.

Council's dilemma -- Starting with you, each player votes for death or taxes. Each opponent sacrifices a creature for each death vote and discards a card for each taxes vote.

Other Vampire creatures you control get +1/+1.

Tap five untapped Vampires you control: Gain control of target creature. It becomes a Vampire in addition to its other types.

Flying

Gotcha -- If an opponent touches the table with their hand, you may say "Gotcha!" When you do, return Cardpecker from your graveyard to your hand.

Flying

At the beginning of your upkeep, sacrifice Carnivorous Death-Parrot unless you say its flavor text.

Flanking (Whenever a creature without flanking blocks this creature, the blocking creature gets -1/-1 until end of turn.)

Other creatures you control with flanking have flanking. (Each instance of flanking triggers separately.)

As Censorship enters the battlefield, choose a word.

Whenever a player says the chosen word, Censorship deals 2 damage to that player.

Chain Lightning deals 3 damage to any target. Then that player or that permanent's controller may pay {R}{R}. If the player does, they may copy this spell and may choose a new target for that copy.

Creatures with power less than Champion of Lambholt's power can't block creatures you control.

Whenever another creature enters the battlefield under your control, put a +1/+1 counter on Champion of Lambholt.

As Charm School enters the battlefield, choose a color and balance Charm School on your head.

Prevent all damage that would be dealt to you by sources of the chosen color.

When Charm School falls off your head, sacrifice Charm School.

Create a 1/1 green Squirrel creature token.

Flashback {1}{G} (You may cast this card from your graveyard for its flashback cost. Then exile it.)

Spells you cast cost {½} less to cast.

If Cheatyface is in your hand, you may sneak Cheatyface onto the battlefield. If an opponent catches you right away, that player may exile Cheatyface.

Flying

Cast this spell only if there are three or more players in the game.

Whenever a player casts a spell, each of that player's opponents may discard a card. If they do, counter that spell.

At the beginning of your upkeep, roll a six-sided die. If you roll a 6, sacrifice Chicken Egg and create a 4/4 red Giant Bird creature token.

Whenever a 6 is rolled on a six-sided die, put a +1/+1 counter on each Bird. (You may roll dice only when instructed to.)

Tap an untapped Bird you control: Roll a six-sided die. (Like now.)

Vigilance

Formidable -- {T}: Add {C}{C}{C}. Activate only if creatures you control have total power 8 or greater.

City of Ass enters the battlefield tapped.

{T}: Add one and one-half mana of any one color.

Whenever City of Brass becomes tapped, it deals 1 damage to you.

{T}: Add one mana of any color.

If you roll a 3 on a six-sided die, you may reroll that die.

Enchant creature

Enchanted creature can't be blocked.

Draft Cogwork Librarian face up.

As you draft a card, you may draft an additional card from that booster pack. If you do, put Cogwork Librarian into that booster pack.

Reveal Cogwork Tracker as you draft it and note the player who passed it to you.

Cogwork Tracker attacks each combat if able.

Cogwork Tracker attacks a player you noted for cards named Cogwork Tracker each combat if able.

Whenever a player casts a spell without asking your permission while casting it, counter that spell.

When a player asks you permission to cast a spell and you refuse, counter that spell and sacrifice Common Courtesy.

Whenever an artifact, creature, or enchantment enters the battlefield, its controller chooses target permanent another player controls that shares a card type with it. Exchange control of those permanents.

Counter target spell.

Gotcha -- If an opponent says "creature" or "guy," you may say "Gotcha!" When you do, return Creature Guy from your graveyard to your hand.

When Crown-Hunter Hireling enters the battlefield, you become the monarch.

Crown-Hunter Hireling can't attack unless defending player is the monarch.

Crumbling Necropolis enters the battlefield tapped.

{T}: Add {U}, {B}, or {R}.

Crusader of Odric's power and toughness are each equal to the number of creatures you control.

Enchant creature

Whenever enchanted creature deals damage to an opponent, you may draw a card.

When Custodi Lich enters the battlefield, you become the monarch.

Whenever you become the monarch, target player sacrifices a creature.

Reveal Custodi Peacekeeper as you draft it and note how many cards you've drafted this draft round, including Custodi Peacekeeper.

{W}, {T}: Tap target creature with power less than or equal to the highest number you noted for cards named Custodi Peacekeeper.

Flying

Will of the council -- When Custodi Squire enters the battlefield, starting with you, each player votes for an artifact, creature, or enchantment card in your graveyard. Return each card with the most votes or tied for most votes to your hand.

When you cast this spell, any player may pay 5 life. If a player does, counter Dash Hopes.

Counter target spell.

Choose one --

• Prevent all combat damage that would be dealt this turn.

• Regenerate target creature.

• Counter target spell that targets you.

Destroy all creatures.

Each player shuffles their hand and graveyard into their library, then draws seven cards. If it's your turn, end the turn. (Exile all spells and abilities from the stack, including this card. Discard down to your maximum hand size. Damage wears off, and "this turn" and "until end of turn" effects end.)

{0}: Return Deadhead from your graveyard to the battlefield. Activate only if an opponent isn't touching their hand (of cards).

{2}: Put a plot counter on Deadly Designs. Any player may activate this ability.

When there are five or more plot counters on Deadly Designs, sacrifice it. If you do, destroy up to two target creatures.

Draft Deal Broker face up.

Immediately after the draft, you may reveal a card in your card pool. Each other player may offer you one card in their card pool in exchange. You may accept any one offer.

{T}: Draw a card, then discard a card.

Deal Damage deals 4 damage to any target.

Gotcha -- If an opponent says "deal" or "damage," you may say "Gotcha!" When you do, return Deal Damage from your graveyard to your hand.

{T}, Mill a card: Add {C}. (To mill a card, put the top card of your library into your graveyard.)

Echo {3}{G}{G} (At the beginning of your upkeep, if this came under your control since the beginning of your last upkeep, sacrifice it unless you pay its echo cost.)

When Deranged Hermit enters the battlefield, create four 1/1 green Squirrel creature tokens.

Squirrel creatures get +1/+1.

{1}{G}, Sacrifice a Human: Put two +1/+1 counters on target creature.

Flying

At the beginning of each combat, any opponent may sacrifice a creature. If a player does, tap Desecration Demon and put a +1/+1 counter on it.

Choose one --

• Counter target sorcery spell.

• Destroy target creature with power 2 or less.

• Look at the top three cards of target player's library. Put one back and the rest into that player's graveyard.

Dimir Guildgate enters the battlefield tapped.

{T}: Add {U} or {B}.

Dimir Infiltrator can't be blocked.

Transmute {1}{U}{B} ({1}{U}{B}, Discard this card: Search your library for a card with the same mana value as this card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle. Transmute only as a sorcery.)

{1}, {T}: Add {U}{B}.

Destroy target nonblack creature.

Choose another player. Look at that player's hand and choose a card other than a basic land card from it. They discard that card. At the beginning of the first upkeep in your next game with that player, look at that player's hand and choose a card other than a basic land card from it. They discard that card.

Choose another player. Double Deal deals 3 damage to that player. At the beginning of the first upkeep in your next game with that player, Double Deal deals 3 damage to the player.

Choose another player. You gain 5 life. At the beginning of the first upkeep in your next game with that player, you gain 5 life.

Choose another player. Search your library for a basic land card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle. At the beginning of the first upkeep in your next game with that player, search your library for a basic land card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle.

Hidden agenda (Start the game with this conspiracy face down in the command zone and secretly choose a card name. You may turn this conspiracy face up any time and reveal that name.)

Whenever you cast an instant or sorcery spell with the chosen name, you may copy it. You may choose new targets for the copy.

Choose another player. You draw two cards. At the beginning of the first upkeep in your next game with that player, you draw two cards.

Protection from Dragons

Dragon Hunter can block Dragons as though it had reach.

Until end of turn, target creature you control becomes a blue and red Dragon with base power and toughness 4/4, loses all abilities, and gains flying.

Overload {3}{U}{U}{R}{R} (You may cast this spell for its overload cost. If you do, change its text by replacing all instances of "target" with "each.")

As Drawn Together enters the battlefield, choose an artist.

Creatures with art by the chosen artist get +2/+2.

Enchant creature

Whenever enchanted creature is dealt damage, its controller creates that many 1/1 green Squirrel creature tokens.

Destroy target creature with reminder text. (Reminder text is any italicized text in parentheses that explains rules you already know.)

At the beginning of your upkeep, flip a coin. If you lose the flip, target opponent chooses whether Dumb Ass attacks this turn.

Hidden agenda (Start the game with this conspiracy face down in the command zone and secretly choose a card name. You may turn this conspiracy face up any time and reveal that name.)

Whenever you cast an instant or sorcery spell, if it targets a creature you control with the chosen name, you may copy that spell and may choose new targets for the copy.

Elvish House Party's power and toughness are each equal to the current hour, using the twelve-hour system.

As Elvish Impersonators enters the battlefield, roll a six-sided die twice. Its base power becomes the first result and its base toughness becomes the second result.

{T}: Add {G}.

Whenever another creature enters the battlefield, you may stand up and say in a deep, booming voice, "Presenting . . . " and that creature's name. If you do, put a +1/+1 counter on that creature.

(Start the game with this conspiracy face up in the command zone.)

Before drawing your opening hand, choose 1, 2, or 3.

You may spend mana as though it were mana of any color to cast creature spells with mana value equal to the chosen number.

Players play a Magic subgame under the table, starting at 5 life and using their libraries as their decks. The winner searches their library for two cards, puts those cards into their hand, then shuffles.

When Entourage of Trest enters the battlefield, you become the monarch.

Entourage of Trest can block an additional creature each combat as long as you're the monarch.

Haste

Whenever Erdwal Ripper deals combat damage to a player, put a +1/+1 counter on it.

{T}, Sacrifice Evolving Wilds: Search your library for a basic land card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.

Each player puts a creature card from their graveyard onto the battlefield.

{T}: Add one mana of any color that a land an opponent controls could produce.

Council's dilemma -- Starting with you, each player votes for time or money. For each time vote, take an extra turn after this one. For each money vote, choose a permanent owned by the voter and gain control of it. Exile Expropriate.

You and target creature's controller have a staring contest. If you win, destroy that creature.

You and target opponent play a best two-out-of-three Rock, Paper, Scissors match. If you win, Face to Face deals 5 damage to that player.

Draw two cards, then discard two cards.

Flashback {2}{R} (You may cast this card from your graveyard for its flashback cost. Then exile it.)

Flying, haste

Whenever Falkenrath Marauders deals combat damage to a player, put two +1/+1 counters on it.

As Farewell to Arms enters the battlefield, choose a hand attached to an opponent's arm.

When the chosen hand isn't behind its owner's back, sacrifice Farewell to Arms. If you do, that player discards their hand . . . of cards. (The lawyers wouldn't let us do it the other way.)

{W}{W}: Fascist Art Director gains protection from the artist of your choice until end of turn.

Fat Ass gets +2/+2 and has trample as long as you're eating. (Gum isn't food. We checked.)

Each attacking or blocking creature with the lowest collector number among attacking or blocking creatures has first strike.

Counter target spell unless its controller pays {3}{½}.

Intimidate (This creature can't be blocked except by artifact creatures and/or creatures that share a color with it.)

{1}{B}, Sacrifice another creature: Put two +1/+1 counters on Flesh Carver.

When Flesh Carver dies, create an X/X black Horror creature token, where X is Flesh Carver's power.

Flying

Infect (This creature deals damage to creatures in the form of -1/-1 counters and to players in the form of poison counters.)

Sacrifice a creature: Flesh-Eater Imp gets +1/+1 until end of turn.

Flip X coins. For each flip you win, create a 2/2 green Sheep creature token named Rabid Sheep.

Enchant creature

Enchanted creature loses all abilities and is a Bird creature with base power and toughness 1/1.

{G}, {T}: Return target card with a ½ on it from your graveyard to your hand.

Choose an artist. Tap all untapped permanents with art by that artist or untap all tapped permanents with art by that artist.

Protection from wordy (Something is wordy if it has four or more lines of rules text.)

{1}{G}: Roll two six-sided dice. If both results are the same, Free-Range Chicken gets +X/+X until end of turn, where X is that result. If the total of those results is equal to any other total you have rolled this turn for this ability, sacrifice it. (For example, if you roll two 3s, it gets +3/+3. If you roll a 4 and a 2 for this ability later that turn, sacrifice it.)

When Free-for-All enters the battlefield, exile all creatures face down.

At the beginning of each player's upkeep, that player chooses a card exiled with Free-for-All at random and puts it onto the battlefield.

When Free-for-All leaves the battlefield, put all cards exiled with it into their owners' graveyards.

Frontier Bivouac enters the battlefield tapped.

{T}: Add {G}, {U}, or {R}.

Choose one --

• Destroy target artifact.

• Target creature gets +1/+1 and gains trample until end of turn.

• Remove two time counters from target permanent or suspended card.

Reveal Garbage Fire as you draft it and note how many cards you've drafted this draft round, including Garbage Fire.

Garbage Fire deals damage to target creature equal to the highest number you noted for cards named Garbage Fire.

At the beginning of your end step, if you're the monarch, each opponent loses 1 life and you gain 1 life.

Vigilance

Geist-Honored Monk's power and toughness are each equal to the number of creatures you control.

When Geist-Honored Monk enters the battlefield, create two 1/1 white Spirit creature tokens with flying.

{2}, {T}: Move a counter from one permanent onto another. If the second permanent refers to any kind of counter, the moved counter becomes one of those counters. Otherwise, it becomes a +1/+1 counter.

Enchant creature

When enchanted creature dies, return that card to the battlefield under its owner's control. Return Gift of Immortality to the battlefield attached to that creature at the beginning of the next end step.

As Gluetius Maximus enters the battlefield, an opponent chooses one of your fingers. (Thumbs are fingers, too.)

When the chosen finger isn't touching Gluetius Maximus, sacrifice Gluetius Maximus.

{R}, {T}: Reflip any coin or reroll any die. (Activate only any time it makes sense.)

If Goblin Bowling Team would deal damage to a permanent or player, it deals that much damage plus the result of a six-sided die roll to that permanent or player instead.

Kicker {R} (You may pay an additional {R} as you cast this spell.)

When Goblin Bushwhacker enters the battlefield, if it was kicked, creatures you control get +1/+0 and gain haste until end of turn.

Whenever Goblin Cadets blocks or becomes blocked, target opponent gains control of it. (This removes Goblin Cadets from combat.)

Instant and sorcery spells you cast cost {1} less to cast.

Each player hides at least one item, then all players reveal them simultaneously. Each player loses life equal to the number of items they revealed. The player who revealed the fewest items then loses half their life, rounded up. If two or more players are tied for fewest, each loses half their life, rounded up.

Flying

Goblin Glider can't block.

Provoke (Whenever this creature attacks, you may have target creature defending player controls untap and block it if able.)

As an additional cost to cast this spell, sacrifice a Goblin.

Goblin Grenade deals 5 damage to any target.

When you speak, sacrifice Goblin Mime.

Whenever Goblin Racketeer attacks, you may goad target creature defending player controls. (Until your next turn, that creature attacks each combat if able and attacks a player other than you if able.)

Say "Goblin S.W.A.T. Team": Put a +1/+1 counter on Goblin S.W.A.T. Team unless an opponent swats the table within five seconds. Activate only once each turn.

First strike

At the beginning of your upkeep, reveal a card from your hand at random.

Roll a six-sided die. If you roll a 1, Goblin Tutor has no effect. Otherwise, search your library for the indicated card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle.

2 -- A card named Goblin Tutor

3 -- An enchantment

4 -- An artifact

5 -- A creature

6 -- An instant or sorcery

Choose one --

• All creatures get -1/-1 until end of turn.

• Destroy target enchantment.

• Regenerate each creature you control.

Whenever a nontoken creature you control dies, create a 1/1 green Saproling creature token.

Golgari Guildgate enters the battlefield tapped.

{T}: Add {B} or {G}.

{1}, {T}: Add {B}{G}.

All creatures with art by the artist of your choice get +2/+2 and gain trample until end of turn.

{2}: Greater Morphling gains your choice of banding, bushido 1, double strike, fear, flying, first strike, haste, landwalk of your choice, protection from a color of your choice, provoke, rampage 1, shadow, or trample until end of turn.

{2}: Greater Morphling becomes the colors of your choice until end of turn.

{2}: Greater Morphling becomes the creature type of your choice until end of turn.

{2}: Greater Morphling's expansion symbol becomes the symbol of your choice until end of turn.

{2}: Greater Morphling's art becomes by the artist of your choice until end of turn.

{2}: Greater Morphling gets +2/-2 or -2/+2 until end of turn.

{2}: Untap Greater Morphling.

Whenever a spell or ability is put onto the stack, if it has a single target, reselect its target at random. (Select from among all legal targets.)

Roll a six-sided die. Target creature gets +X/+X until end of turn, where X is the result.

Whenever players finish voting, each opponent who voted for a choice you didn't vote for loses 2 life.

Choose one --

• Creatures without flying can't block this turn.

• Gain control of all permanents you own.

• Gruul Charm deals 3 damage to each creature with flying.

Gruul Guildgate enters the battlefield tapped.

{T}: Add {R} or {G}.

{1}, {T}: Add {R}{G}.

As long as an opponent has 10 or less life, Guul Draz Vampire gets +2/+1 and has intimidate. (It can't be blocked except by artifact creatures and/or creatures that share a color with it.)

As Handcuffs enters the battlefield, choose a player.

When the chosen player's hands aren't touching each other, sacrifice Handcuffs and that player sacrifices three permanents.

You and target opponent play Seven Questions with the top card of that player's library. If you win, prevent all damage that would be dealt this turn by a source of your choice. (To play Seven Questions, that player looks at the card, then you ask up to six yes-or-no questions about the card that they answer truthfully. You guess the card's name--that's question seven--then the player reveals the card.)

Choose one --

• Destroy target artifact creature.

• Attacking creatures get +1/+0 until end of turn.

• Target creature with power 2 or less can't be blocked this turn.

Intimidate (This creature can't be blocked except by artifact creatures and/or creatures that share a color with it.)

Whenever Heirs of Stromkirk deals combat damage to a player, put a +1/+1 counter on it.

Ninjutsu {2}{U}{U} ({2}{U}{U}, Return an unblocked attacker you control to hand: Put this card onto the battlefield from your hand tapped and attacking.)

Whenever Higure, the Still Wind deals combat damage to a player, you may search your library for a Ninja card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle.

{2}: Target Ninja creature can't be blocked this turn.

Hidden agenda (Start the game with this conspiracy face down in the command zone and secretly choose a card name. You may turn this conspiracy face up any time and reveal that name.)

Whenever a creature you control with the chosen name deals combat damage to a player, you may pay {U}. If you do, draw a card.

Denimwalk (This creature can't be blocked as long as defending player is wearing denim.)

(Start the game with this conspiracy face up in the command zone.)

The first creature spell you cast each turn costs {1} less to cast.

You can't cast instant or sorcery spells.

Suspend 3--{1}{G}{G}

Starting with you, each player may put an artifact, creature, enchantment, or land card from their hand onto the battlefield. Repeat this process until no one puts a card onto the battlefield.

When you speak in non-rhyming sentences, sacrifice I'm Rubber, You're Glue.

Say "I'm rubber, you're glue. Everything bounces off me and sticks to you": Change the target of target spell or ability that targets only you.

You choose how each player votes this turn.

Draw a card.

Hidden agenda (Start the game with this conspiracy face down in the command zone and secretly choose a card name. You may turn this conspiracy face up any time and reveal that name.)

Creatures you control with the chosen name have haste.

At the beginning of your upkeep, if there are seven or more lands on the battlefield, sacrifice Impending Disaster and destroy all lands.

Hidden agenda (Start the game with this conspiracy face down in the command zone and secretly choose a card name. You may turn this conspiracy face up any time and reveal that name.)

Creatures you control with the chosen name have "{R}: This creature gets +1/+0 until end of turn."

Flying, first strike, trample

Once each turn, while you're searching your library, you may pay {1}{B}, reveal Infernal Spawn of Infernal Spawn of Evil from your library and say "I'm coming, too!" If you do, Infernal Spawn of Infernal Spawn of Evil deals 2 damage to a player of your choice.

Ninjutsu {3}{B}{B} ({3}{B}{B}, Return an unblocked attacker you control to hand: Put this card onto the battlefield from your hand tapped and attacking.)

Whenever Ink-Eyes, Servant of Oni deals combat damage to a player, you may put target creature card from that player's graveyard onto the battlefield under your control.

{1}{B}: Regenerate Ink-Eyes.

Inkfathom Infiltrator can't block and can't be blocked.

Creature tokens you control get +1/+1 and have vigilance.

Hexproof (This creature can't be the target of spells or abilities your opponents control.)

Invisible Stalker can't be blocked.

Choose one --

• Draw X cards.

• Invoke the Firemind deals X damage to any target.

Choose one --

• Counter target noncreature spell unless its controller pays {2}.

• Izzet Charm deals 2 damage to target creature.

• Draw two cards, then discard two cards.

Izzet Guildgate enters the battlefield tapped.

{T}: Add {U} or {R}.

{1}, {T}: Add {U}{R}.

{T}: Roll a six-sided die. This ability has the indicated effect.

1 -- Sacrifice Jack-in-the-Mox and you lose 5 life.

2 -- Add {W}.

3 -- Add {U}.

4 -- Add {B}.

5 -- Add {R}.

6 -- Add {G}.

{1}{R}, {T}: Shuffle Jalum Grifter and two lands you control face down. Target opponent chooses one of those cards. Turn the cards face up. If they chose Jalum Grifter, sacrifice it. Otherwise, destroy target permanent.

When Jeering Homunculus enters the battlefield, you may goad target creature. (Until your next turn, that creature attacks each combat if able and attacks a player other than you if able.)

{2}, {T}, Sacrifice Jester's Cap: Search target player's library for three cards and exile them. Then that player shuffles.

{2}, {T}, Sacrifice Jester's Sombrero: Look at target player's sideboard, choose three cards from it, and remove those cards from the match.

{4}: Search your library for a card, put that card into your hand, then shuffle.

When Journey to Nowhere enters the battlefield, exile target creature.

When Journey to Nowhere leaves the battlefield, return the exiled card to the battlefield under its owner's control.

Flying

As Jumbo Imp enters the battlefield, roll a six-sided die. Jumbo Imp enters the battlefield with a number of +1/+1 counters on it equal to the result.

At the beginning of your upkeep, roll a six-sided die and put a number of +1/+1 counters on Jumbo Imp equal to the result.

At the beginning of your end step, roll a six-sided die and remove a number of +1/+1 counters from Jumbo Imp equal to the result.

Jungle Shrine enters the battlefield tapped.

{T}: Add {R}, {G}, or {W}.

As Keeper of the Sacred Word enters the battlefield, choose a word.

Whenever an opponent says the chosen word, Keeper of the Sacred Word gets +3/+3 until end of turn.

Whenever Kessig Cagebreakers attacks, create a 2/2 green Wolf creature token that's tapped and attacking for each creature card in your graveyard.

Destroy target nonblack creature.

Gotcha -- If an opponent says "kill" or "destroy," you may say "Gotcha!" When you do, return Kill! Destroy! from your graveyard to your hand.

First strike

{1}{W}, Do the Hokey Pokey: Prevent all damage a source of your choice would deal to Knight of the Hokey Pokey this turn. (To do the Hokey Pokey, choose an arm, a leg, or your whole self and put it in. Put it out. Put it in. Shake it all about. You do the Hokey Pokey! Turn yourself around.)

When Knights of the Black Rose enters the battlefield, you become the monarch.

Whenever an opponent becomes the monarch, if you were the monarch as the turn began, that player loses 2 life and you gain 2 life.

At the beginning of your upkeep, roll a six-sided die. If you a roll a 1, sacrifice Krazy Kow and it deals 3 damage to each creature and each player.

Threshold -- Krosan Beast gets +7/+7 as long as seven or more cards are in your graveyard.

At the beginning of each end step, if a creature dealt damage by Krovikan Vampire this turn died, put that card onto the battlefield under your control. Sacrifice it when you lose control of Krovikan Vampire.

Flying

Spells cast by players wearing at least one item of women's clothing cost {1} less to cast. (You can define women's clothing as you see fit. Be reasonable.)

Search your library for a basic land card, put that card onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle. If you sang a song the whole time you were searching and shuffling, you may untap that land.

Choose a land type. Exile all lands you control of that type. Drop those cards, one at a time, onto the playing area from a height of at least one foot. Destroy each permanent completely covered by those cards. Then return the cards you dropped to the battlefield tapped.

Gotcha -- If an opponent laughs, you may say "Gotcha!" When you do, return Laughing Hyena from your graveyard to your hand.

Draft Leovold's Operative face up.

As you draft a card, you may draft an additional card from that booster pack. If you do, turn Leovold's Operative face down, then pass the next booster pack without drafting a card from it. (You may look at that booster pack.)

When Letter Bomb enters the battlefield, sign it and shuffle it into target player's library. That player reveals each card they draw until they draw Letter Bomb. When that player draws Letter Bomb, it deals 19½ damage to them.

Lhurgoyf's power is equal to the number of creature cards in all graveyards and its toughness is equal to that number plus 1.

When Liege of the Hollows dies, each player may pay any amount of mana. Then each player creates a number of 1/1 green Squirrel creature tokens equal to the amount of mana they paid this way.

Council's dilemma -- When Lieutenants of the Guard enters the battlefield, starting with you, each player votes for strength or numbers. Put a +1/+1 counter on Lieutenants of the Guard for each strength vote and create a 1/1 white Soldier creature token for each numbers vote.

All Forests and all Saprolings are 1/1 green Saproling creatures and Forest lands in addition to their other types. (They're affected by summoning sickness.)

{R}: Lightning Berserker gets +1/+0 until end of turn.

Dash {R} (You may cast this spell for its dash cost. If you do, it gains haste, and it's returned from the battlefield to its owner's hand at the beginning of the next end step.)

Lightning Bolt deals 3 damage to any target.

{T}: Add {G}.

As Look at Me, I'm R&D comes into play, choose a number and a second number one higher or one lower than that number.

All instances of the first chosen number on permanents, spells, and cards in any zone are the second chosen number.

Ban a card other than a basic land card for the rest of the match. (All cards with that name in any zone or sideboard are removed from the match.)

Enchant creature

As Loose Lips enters the battlefield, choose a sentence with eight or fewer words.

Enchanted creature has flying.

Whenever enchanted creature deals damage to an opponent, that player may say the chosen sentence. If they don't, you draw two cards.

Reveal Lore Seeker as you draft it. After you draft Lore Seeker, you may add a booster pack to the draft. (Your next pick is from that booster pack. Pass it to the next player and it's drafted this draft round.)

Reveal Lurking Automaton as you draft it and note how many cards you've drafted this draft round, including Lurking Automaton.

Lurking Automaton enters the battlefield with X +1/+1 counters on it, where X is the highest number you noted for cards named Lurking Automaton.

{T}, Pay 1 life: Add one mana of any color.

Add {R} for each nonland permanent with art by the artist of your choice.

Counter target spell unless its controller pays {3}.

{1}: Flip a coin. If you win the flip, add {C}{C}. Activate only as an instant.

When Marchesa's Decree enters the battlefield, you become the monarch.

Whenever a creature attacks you or a planeswalker you control, that creature's controller loses 1 life.

Double strike

Whenever Markov Blademaster deals combat damage to a player, put a +1/+1 counter on it.

Other Human creatures you control get +1/+1.

At the beginning of each upkeep, if no spells were cast last turn, transform Mayor of Avabruck.

Each other creature you control that's a Werewolf or a Wolf gets +1/+1.

At the beginning of your end step, create a 2/2 green Wolf creature token.

At the beginning of each upkeep, if a player cast two or more spells last turn, transform Howlpack Alpha.

As Meddling Kids enters the battlefield, choose a word with four or more letters.

Spells with the chosen word in their text box can't be cast.

Mill two cards.

Draw a card.

Flying

Each creature you control is a Vampire in addition to its other creature types and has "Whenever this creature deals damage to a creature, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature."

Stand up, Flap your arms, Cluck like a chicken: Mesa Chicken gains flying until end of turn.

Flying

Council's dilemma -- When Messenger Jays enters the battlefield, starting with you, each player votes for feather or quill. Put a +1/+1 counter on Messenger Jays for each feather vote and draw a card for each quill vote. For each card drawn this way, discard a card.

Target creature gets +1/+1 until end of turn for each creature you control.

When Mine, Mine, Mine! enters the battlefield, each player puts their library into their hand.

Players have no maximum hand size and don't lose the game for drawing from an empty library.

Each player can't cast more than one spell each turn.

When Mine, Mine, Mine! leaves the battlefield, each player shuffles their hand and graveyard into their library.

{T}: Add {C}.

{T}: Put a charge counter on Mirrodin's Core.

{T}, Remove a charge counter from Mirrodin's Core: Add one mana of any color.

Mirror Mirror enters the battlefield tapped.

{7}, {T}, Sacrifice Mirror Mirror: Choose target player. At the beginning of the next end step, exchange life totals with that player, exchange control of all permanents you and that player control, and exchange cards in your hands, cards in your libraries, and cards in your graveyards.

Flying, first strike

At the beginning of each other player's upkeep, you may compliment that player on their game play. If you don't, sacrifice Miss Demeanor.

Ninjutsu {U} ({U}, Return an unblocked attacker you control to hand: Put this card onto the battlefield from your hand tapped and attacking.)

Whenever Mistblade Shinobi deals combat damage to a player, you may return target creature that player controls to its owner's hand.

{U}, Say your middle name: Moniker Mage gains shroud until end of turn.

{U}, Say an opponent's middle name: Moniker Mage gains flying until end of turn.

As Monkey Monkey Monkey enters the battlefield, choose a letter.

Monkey Monkey Monkey gets +1/+1 for each nonland permanent whose name begins with the chosen letter.

Whenever a creature an opponent controls dies, sacrifice Mother of Goons unless you insult that creature.

Choose target opponent and target creature they control. You and that player have a breath-holding contest. If you win, you gain control of that creature.

Flying

When Mulldrifter enters the battlefield, draw two cards.

Evoke {2}{U} (You may cast this spell for its evoke cost. If you do, it's sacrificed when it enters the battlefield.)

Destroy target creature.

Hidden agenda (Start the game with this conspiracy face down in the command zone and secretly choose a card name. You may turn this conspiracy face up any time and reveal that name.)

Each creature you control with the chosen name enters the battlefield with an additional +1/+1 counter on it.

{1}, {T}: Say the flavor text on a card in your hand. Target opponent guesses that card's name. You may reveal that card. If you do and they guessed wrong, you draw a card.

Mystic Monastery enters the battlefield tapped.

{T}: Add {U}, {R}, or {W}.

Gotcha -- If an opponent says a word that's in the name of a card in your graveyard, you may say "Gotcha!" When you do, return that card to your hand.

Hidden agenda (Start the game with this conspiracy face down in the command zone and secretly choose a card name. You may turn this conspiracy face up any time and reveal that name.)

Creatures you control with the chosen name have "At the beginning of combat on your turn, you may pay {G}. If you do, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature."

Destroy target artifact or enchantment.

Neurok Invisimancer can't be blocked.

When Neurok Invisimancer enters the battlefield, target creature can't be blocked this turn.

Ninjutsu {1}{U} ({1}{U}, Return an unblocked attacker you control to hand: Put this card onto the battlefield from your hand tapped and attacking.)

Whenever Ninja of the Deep Hours deals combat damage to a player, you may draw a card.

Draft Noble Banneret face up.

As you draft a creature card, you may reveal it, note its name, then turn Noble Banneret face down.

As long as you control one or more creatures with a name you noted for cards named Noble Banneret, Noble Banneret and those creatures get +1/+1 and have lifelink.

Nomad Outpost enters the battlefield tapped.

{T}: Add {R}, {W}, or {B}.

At the beginning of your upkeep, if you control permanents with names that include all twenty-six letters of the English alphabet, you win the game.

Return target permanent to its owner's hand.

Gotcha -- If an opponent says a number, you may say "Gotcha!" When you do, return Number Crunch from your graveyard to your hand.

At the beginning of your upkeep, you may create a 1/1 green Squirrel creature token.

Threshold -- Squirrel creatures get +2/+2 as long as seven or more cards are in your graveyard.

When Oblivion Ring enters the battlefield, exile another target nonland permanent.

When Oblivion Ring leaves the battlefield, return the exiled card to the battlefield under its owner's control.

Ninjutsu {3}{B} ({3}{B}, Return an unblocked attacker you control to hand: Put this card onto the battlefield from your hand tapped and attacking.)

Whenever Okiba-Gang Shinobi deals combat damage to a player, that player discards two cards.

Phasing, cumulative upkeep {1}, echo {G}{G}, fading 3, bands with other Dinosaurs, protection from Homarids, snow-covered plainswalk, flanking, rampage 2

Exile all permanents and all cards from all graveyards. Each player shuffles their hand into their library, then draws seven cards. Each player's life total becomes 10. Exile Once More with Feeling.

DCI ruling -- A deck can have only one card named Once More with Feeling.

Opulent Palace enters the battlefield tapped.

{T}: Add {B}, {G}, or {U}.

Council's dilemma -- When Orchard Elemental enters the battlefield, starting with you, each player votes for sprout or harvest. Put two +1/+1 counters on Orchard Elemental for each sprout vote. You gain 3 life for each harvest vote.

Your team may sacrifice any number of creatures. For each creature sacrificed this way, you add {B}{B}.

Choose one --

• Return target creature you control and all Auras you control attached to it to their owner's hand.

• Destroy target creature and you lose life equal to its toughness.

• Return target creature card with mana value 1 or less from your graveyard to the battlefield.

Orzhov Guildgate enters the battlefield tapped.

{T}: Add {W} or {B}.

{1}, {T}: Add {W}{B}.

Whenever a creature deals damage to a player, that player may say "Ow" once for each permanent named Ow. If the player doesn't, Ow deals 1 damage to them.

When Palace Jailer enters the battlefield, you become the monarch.

When Palace Jailer enters the battlefield, exile target creature an opponent controls until an opponent becomes the monarch.

When Palace Sentinels enters the battlefield, you become the monarch.

Draft Paliano Vanguard face up.

As you draft a creature card, you may reveal it, note its creature types, then turn Paliano Vanguard face down.

Other creatures you control of a type you noted for cards named Paliano Vanguard get +1/+1.

Reveal Paliano, the High City as you draft it. The player to your right chooses a color, you choose another color, then the player to your left chooses a third color.

{T}: Add one mana of any color chosen as you drafted cards named Paliano, the High City.

Creatures named Rock Lobster can't attack or block.

Counter target spell. At the beginning of your next precombat main phase, add X mana in any combination of colors, where X is that spell's mana value.

Will of the council -- Starting with you, each player votes for time or knowledge. If time gets more votes, take an extra turn after this one. If knowledge gets more votes or the vote is tied, draw three cards.

{3}, {T}: Spin Pointy Finger of Doom in the middle of the table so that it rotates completely at least once, then destroy the closest permanent the finger points to.

Look at the top three cards of your library, then put them back in any order. You may shuffle.

Draw a card.

Whenever a player casts a spell from their hand, that player exiles it, then exiles cards from the top of their library until they exile a card that shares a card type with it. That player may cast that card without paying its mana cost. Then they put all cards exiled with Possibility Storm on the bottom of their library in a random order.

Flying

Whenever a creature dies, you may roll a six-sided die. If you roll a 1, sacrifice Poultrygeist. Otherwise, put a +1/+1 counter on Poultrygeist.

(Start the game with this conspiracy face up in the command zone.)

You are the starting player. If multiple players would be the starting player, one of those players is chosen at random.

Destroy target nonartifact, nonland permanent that doesn't share a color with clothing worn by its controller.

Each player draws X cards.

When Protector of the Crown enters the battlefield, you become the monarch.

All damage that would be dealt to you is dealt to Protector of the Crown instead.

Reveal Pyretic Hunter as you draft it and note how many cards you've drafted this draft round, including Pyretic Hunter.

Menace (This creature can't be blocked except by two or more creatures.)

Pyretic Hunter enters the battlefield with X +1/+1 counters on it, where X is the highest number you noted for cards named Pyretic Hunter.

Multikicker {1}{B} (You may pay an additional {1}{B} any number of times as you cast this spell.)

Swampwalk (This creature can't be blocked as long as defending player controls a Swamp.)

Quag Vampires enters the battlefield with a +1/+1 counter on it for each time it was kicked.

Did you know this creature has flying?

Are you aware that any time you say something that isn't a question, when a player points out this fact first, they gain control of Question Elemental?

Choose one --

• Exile target player's graveyard.

• Destroy target artifact.

• Each creature deals 1 damage to its controller.

Rakdos Guildgate enters the battlefield tapped.

{T}: Add {B} or {R}.

{1}, {T}: Add {B}{R}.

Each player sacrifices all permanents that are rare or mythic rare, then each player reveals their hand and discards all cards that are rare or mythic rare.

Surge {1}{R} (You may cast this spell for its surge cost if you or a teammate has cast another spell this turn.)

Haste

When Reckless Bushwhacker enters the battlefield, if its surge cost was paid, other creatures you control get +1/+0 and gain haste until end of turn.

Whenever Red-Hot Hottie deals damage to a creature, put a third-degree-burn counter on that creature. It gains "At the beginning of each end step, sacrifice this creature unless you scream 'Aaah!' at the top of your lungs."

Trample

When Regal Behemoth enters the battlefield, you become the monarch.

Whenever you tap a land for mana while you're the monarch, add an additional one mana of any color.

Reveal Regicide as you draft it. The player to your right chooses a color, you choose another color, then the player to your left chooses a third color.

Destroy target creature that's one or more of the colors chosen as you drafted cards named Regicide.

Counter target spell. Untap up to four lands.

Whenever a player casts a spell that targets a single player, each player rolls a six-sided die. Change the target of that spell to the player with the lowest result. Reroll to break ties, if necessary.

Creatures named Scissors Lizard can't attack or block.

Super haste (This may attack the turn before you cast it. (You may put this card from your hand onto the battlefield tapped and attacking during your declare attackers step. If you do, you lose the game at the beginning of your next turn's end step unless you pay this card's mana cost during that turn.))

{2}, {T}: Rod of Spanking deals 1 damage to target player. Then untap Rod of Spanking unless that player says "Thank you, sir. May I have another?"

Parley -- Each player reveals the top card of their library. For each nonland card revealed this way, you create a 1/1 white Spirit creature token with flying. Then each player draws a card.

Whenever Rubblebelt Raiders attacks, put a +1/+1 counter on it for each attacking creature you control.

Ninjutsu {1}{U} ({1}{U}, Return an unblocked attacker you control to hand: Put this card onto the battlefield from your hand tapped and attacking.)

You may have Sakashima's Student enter the battlefield as a copy of any creature on the battlefield, except it's a Ninja in addition to its other creature types.

Sandsteppe Citadel enters the battlefield tapped.

{T}: Add {W}, {B}, or {G}.

Savage Lands enters the battlefield tapped.

{T}: Add {B}, {R}, or {G}.

Choose one --

• Target player gains 2½ life.

• Prevent the next 2½ damage that would be dealt to target creature this turn.

Gotcha -- If an opponent says "save" or "life," you may say "Gotcha!" When you do, return Save Life from your graveyard to your hand.

Creatures named Paper Tiger can't attack or block.

For each nonland permanent, choose a player at random. Then each player gains control of each permanent for which they were chosen. Untap those permanents.

Seaside Citadel enters the battlefield tapped.

{T}: Add {G}, {W}, or {U}.

Hidden agenda (Start the game with this conspiracy face down in the command zone and secretly choose a card name. You may turn this conspiracy face up any time and reveal that name.)

Creatures you control with the chosen name have "{T}: Add one mana of any color."

Choose one --

• Target creature gets +2/+2 and gains trample until end of turn.

• Exile target creature with power 5 or greater.

• Create a 2/2 white Knight creature token with vigilance.

Selesnya Guildgate enters the battlefield tapped.

{T}: Add {G} or {W}.

{1}, {T}: Add {G}{W}.

Parley -- Each player reveals the top card of their library. For each nonland card revealed this way, you create a 3/3 green Elephant creature token. Then each player draws a card.

Parley -- When Selvala's Enforcer enters the battlefield, each player reveals the top card of their library. For each nonland card revealed this way, put a +1/+1 counter on Selvala's Enforcer. Then each player draws a card.

Council's dilemma -- Starting with you, each player votes for wild or free. Reveal cards from the top of your library until you reveal a creature card for each wild vote. Put those creature cards onto the battlefield, then shuffle the rest into your library. You may put a permanent card from your hand onto the battlefield for each free vote.

Parley -- {T}: Each player reveals the top card of their library. For each nonland card revealed this way, add {G} and you gain 1 life. Then each player draws a card.

Prevent the next 3 damage that would be dealt this turn to any number of targets, divided as you choose. If there are more people in the room of a different gender than you are as you cast this spell, prevent the next 6 damage this way instead.

{T}: Add {C}.

{1}, {T}: Add one mana of any color.

You and target opponent arm-wrestle. If you win, create a 3/3 green Ape creature token.

Ninjutsu {4}{U}{B} ({4}{U}{B}, Return an unblocked attacker you control to hand: Put this card onto the battlefield from your hand tapped and attacking.)

Whenever Silent-Blade Oni deals combat damage to a player, look at that player's hand. You may cast a spell from among those cards without paying its mana cost.

Simic Guildgate enters the battlefield tapped.

{T}: Add {G} or {U}.

{1}, {T}: Add {G}{U}.

As Six-y Beast enters the battlefield, you secretly put six or fewer +1/+1 counters on it, then an opponent guesses the number of counters. If that player guesses right, sacrifice Six-y Beast after it enters the battlefield.

Ninjutsu {B} ({B}, Return an unblocked attacker you control to hand: Put this card onto the battlefield from your hand tapped and attacking.)

Whenever Skullsnatcher deals combat damage to a player, exile up to two target cards from that player's graveyard.

Flying

When Skyline Despot enters the battlefield, you become the monarch.

At the beginning of your upkeep, if you're the monarch, create a 5/5 red Dragon creature token with flying.

Whenever Smart Ass attacks, choose a card name. If defending player has no cards with the chosen name in their hand, they may reveal their hand. If they don't reveal their hand, Smart Ass can't be blocked this turn.

Draft Smuggler Captain face up.

As you draft a card, you may reveal it, note its name, then turn Smuggler Captain face down.

When Smuggler Captain enters the battlefield, you may search your library for a card with a name you noted for cards named Smuggler Captain, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle.

Protection from multicolored

Whenever an opponent casts a multicolored spell, you gain 1 life.

(Start the game with this conspiracy face up in the command zone.)

Your starting deck can't have basic land cards and your starting hand size is five.

Exile a card from your hand: This turn, you may play basic lands from outside the game.

Basic lands you control have "{T}: Add one mana of any color."

When Spark Fiend enters the battlefield, roll two six-sided dice. If you rolled 2, 3, or 12, sacrifice Spark Fiend. If you rolled 7 or 11, don't roll dice for Spark Fiend during any of your following upkeeps. If you rolled any other total, note that total.

At the beginning of your upkeep, roll two six-sided dice. If you rolled 7, sacrifice Spark Fiend. If you roll the noted total, don't roll dice for Spark Fiend during any of your following upkeeps. Otherwise, do nothing.

{4}, {T}, Sacrifice Spatula of the Ages: You may put a silver-bordered or acorn permanent card from your hand onto the battlefield.

Create three 1/1 white Spirit creature tokens with flying.

Counter target spell.

Gotcha -- If an opponent says "spell" or "counter," you may say "Gotcha!" When you do, return Spell Counter from your graveyard to your hand.

Reveal Spire Phantasm as you draft it. The next time a player drafts a card from this booster pack, guess that card's name. Then that player reveals the drafted card.

Flying

When Spire Phantasm enters the battlefield, if you guessed correctly for a card named Spire Phantasm, draw a card.

Will of the council -- Choose target instant or sorcery spell. Starting with you, each player votes for denial or duplication. If denial gets more votes, counter the spell. If duplication gets more votes or the vote is tied, copy the spell. You may choose new targets for the copy.

Equipped creature gets +1/+1 and has all names of nonlegendary creature cards in addition to its name.

Equip {2}

{1}{G}: Reveal a card in your hand, covering the artist credit. Target opponent guesses the artist. If they guess wrong, create a 1/1 green Squirrel creature token.

Enchant land

Enchanted land has "{T}: Create a 1/1 green Squirrel creature token."

{1}{G}, Sacrifice a land: Create two 1/1 green Squirrel creature tokens.

{1}{G}, Sacrifice a land: Squirrel creatures get +1/+1 until end of turn.

"Until end of turn" and "this turn" effects don't end.

Whenever Stone-Cold Basilisk blocks or becomes blocked by a creature with fewer letters in its name, destroy that creature at end of combat. (Punctuation and spaces aren't letters.)

Whenever an opponent reads Stone-Cold Basilisk, that player is turned to stone until end of turn. Stoned players can't attack, block, cast spells, or activate abilities.

Target player discards a card.

Gotcha -- If an opponent audibly flicks the cards in their hand, you may say "Gotcha!" When you do, return Stop That from your graveyard to your hand.

Flying (This creature can't be blocked except by creatures with flying or reach.)

Flying

Stormbound Geist can block only creatures with flying.

Undying (When this creature dies, if it had no +1/+1 counters on it, return it to the battlefield under its owner's control with a +1/+1 counter on it.)

Roll a six-sided die. Strategy, Schmategy has the indicated effect.

1 -- Do nothing.

2 -- Destroy all artifacts.

3 -- Destroy all lands.

4 -- Strategy, Schmategy deals 3 damage to each creature and each player.

5 -- Each player discards their hand and draws seven cards.

6 -- Repeat this process two more times.

First strike

Other Vampire creatures you control get +1/+1 and have first strike.

Stromkirk Noble can't be blocked by Humans.

Whenever Stromkirk Noble deals combat damage to a player, put a +1/+1 counter on it.

Flash

You may have Stunt Double enter the battlefield as a copy of any creature on the battlefield.

Double agenda (Start the game with this conspiracy face down in the command zone and secretly choose two different card names. You may turn this conspiracy face up any time and reveal those names.)

Whenever you cast a creature spell with one of the chosen names, you may search your library for a creature card with the other chosen name, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle.

Target creature gets +3½/+3½ until end of turn.

Create a 1/1 colorless Expansion-Symbol creature token for each different expansion symbol among permanents you control.

{T}: Choose a word. Target player mills a card. If a card with the chosen word in its text box was milled this way, they lose 3 life.

Creatures target player's team controls get +1/+1 until end of turn.

As Temp of the Damned enters the battlefield, roll a six-sided die. Temp of the Damned enters the battlefield with a number of funk counters on it equal to the result.

At the beginning of your upkeep, remove a funk counter from Temp of the Damned. If you can't, sacrifice it.

{T}, Sacrifice Terramorphic Expanse: Search your library for a basic land card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.

When you control no permanents other than The Cheese Stands Alone and have no cards in hand, you win the game.

The Fallen Apart enters the battlefield with two arms and two legs.

Whenever damage is dealt to The Fallen Apart, remove an arm or a leg from it.

The Fallen Apart can't attack if it has no legs and can't block if it has no arms.

The Ultimate Nightmare of Wizards of the Coast® Customer Service deals X damage to each of Y target creatures and Z target players or planeswalkers.

Exile all nontoken permanents. Starting with you, each player chooses one of the exiled cards and puts it onto the battlefield tapped under their control. Repeat this process until all cards exiled this way have been chosen.

Deathtouch

When Thorn of the Black Rose enters the battlefield, you become the monarch.

{T}: Create a 1/1 white Human creature token.

Fateful hour -- As long as you have 5 or less life, other creatures you control get +2/+2.

Ninjutsu {2}{B} ({2}{B}, Return an unblocked attacker you control to hand: Put this card onto the battlefield from your hand tapped and attacking.)

Whenever Throat Slitter deals combat damage to a player, destroy target nonblack creature that player controls.

At the beginning of your end step, if you're the monarch, put a +1/+1 counter on Throne Warden.

{T}: Add {C}.

{4}, {T}, Sacrifice Throne of the High City: You become the monarch.

{4}: You may put a creature card from your hand onto the battlefield.

Togglodyte enters the battlefield turned on.

Whenever a player casts a spell, toggle Togglodyte's ON/OFF switch.

As long as Togglodyte is turned off, it can't attack or block, and prevent all damage it would deal.

Tormented Soul can't block and can't be blocked.

Cumulative upkeep--Say "Toy Boat" quickly. (At the beginning of your upkeep, put an age counter on Toy Boat, then sacrifice it unless you say "Toy Boat" once for each age counter on it--without pausing between or fumbling it.)

Choose one --

• Target creature gains flying until end of turn.

• Target creature becomes the creature type of your choice until end of turn.

• Look at the top four cards of your library, then put them back in any order.

Outlast {G} ({G}, {T}: Put a +1/+1 counter on this creature. Outlast only as a sorcery.)

Each creature you control with a +1/+1 counter on it has trample.

Will of the council -- Starting with you, each player votes for death or torture. If death gets more votes, each opponent sacrifices a creature. If torture gets more votes or the vote is tied, each opponent loses 4 life.

Hidden agenda (Start the game with this conspiracy face down in the command zone and secretly choose a card name. You may turn this conspiracy face up any time and reveal that name.)

You may spend mana as though it were mana of any color to cast spells with the chosen name.

Choose target artifact or enchantment. Its owner shuffles it into their library.

Urza's Contact Lenses enters the battlefield tapped.

Urza's Contact Lenses doesn't untap during your untap step.

As long as Urza's Contact Lenses is untapped, all players play with their hands revealed.

Clap your hands twice: You may tap or untap Urza's Contact Lenses.

{2}, Discard a card: Search your library for a card that shares a complete word in its name with the discarded card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle.

{2}: Roll a six-sided die. Urza's Science Fair Project gets the indicated result.

1 -- It gets -2/-2 until end of turn.

2 -- Prevent all combat damage it would deal this turn.

3 -- It gains vigilance until end of turn.

4 -- It gains first strike until end of turn.

5 -- It gains flying until end of turn.

6 -- It gets +2/+2 until end of turn.

Flying

Whenever Vampire Envoy becomes tapped, you gain 1 life.

First strike

Sacrifice Vampire Hexmage: Remove all counters from target permanent.

Discard a creature card: Vampire Hounds gets +2/+2 until end of turn.

Flying, deathtouch, lifelink

Play with the top card of your library revealed.

As long as the top card of your library is black, Vampire Nocturnus and other Vampire creatures you control get +2/+1 and have flying.

Return target creature to its owner's hand. Its controller loses 1 life.

Choose two target creature cards in your graveyard. Sacrifice a creature. If you do, return the chosen cards to the battlefield tapped.

Before you shuffle your deck to start the game, you may reveal this card from your deck and exile three or more creature cards you drafted that aren't in your deck.

{1}{R}: Choose a card at random you exiled with cards named Volatile Chimera. Volatile Chimera becomes a copy of that card, except it has this ability.

Enchant player

As Volrath's Motion Sensor enters the battlefield, choose one of enchanted player's hands. That player balances Volrath's Motion Sensor on the back of that hand.

When Volrath's Motion Sensor falls off the chosen hand, sacrifice Volrath's Motion Sensor and enchanted player loses 3 life.

Ninjutsu {1}{U} ({1}{U}, Return an unblocked attacker you control to hand: Put this card onto the battlefield from your hand tapped and attacking.)

Whenever Walker of Secret Ways deals combat damage to a player, look at that player's hand.

{1}{U}: Return target Ninja you control to its owner's hand. Activate only during your turn.

As Water Gun Balloon Game enters the battlefield, each player puts a pop! counter on "0."

Whenever a player casts a spell, move that player's pop! counter up one.

Whenever a player's pop! counter hits "5," that player creates a 5/5 pink Giant Teddy Bear creature token and resets all pop! counters to "0."

(Start the game with this conspiracy face up in the command zone.)

Each creature you control assigns combat damage equal to its toughness rather than its power.

Target creature gets -X/-X until end of turn, where X is the number of times the letter of your choice appears in that creature's name.

Starting with you, each player separates all permanents they control into three piles. Then each player chooses one of their piles at random and sacrifices those permanents. (Piles can be empty.)

Hexproof (This creature can't be the target of spells or abilities your opponents control.)

Whenever an opponent casts a blue or black spell during your turn, put a +1/+1 counter on Witchstalker.

Trample

Parley -- Whenever Woodvine Elemental attacks, each player reveals the top card of their library. For each nonland card revealed this way, attacking creatures you control get +1/+1 until end of turn. Then each player draws a card.

Enchant creature

Enchanted creature gets +1/+1 for each word in its name.

All creatures have haste.

Players play with the top card of their libraries revealed.

Noninstant, nonsorcery cards on top of a library are on the battlefield under their owner's control in addition to being in that library.

At the beginning of your upkeep, destroy all nonland permanents with the first name alphabetically among nonland permanents.