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{2}{W}
AWOL
Instant
Exile target attacking creature. Then remove it from the game. Then put it into the absolutely-removed-from-the-freaking-game-forever zone.
{1}{G}
B-I-N-G-O
Creature - Dog
Trample

Whenever a player casts a spell, put a chip counter on its mana value.

B-I-N-G-O gets +9/+9 for each set of three numbers in a row with chip counters on them.
1 / 1
{3}{U}{U}
Bureaucracy
Enchantment
Pursuant to subsection 3.1(4) of Richard's Rules of Order, at the beginning of the upkeep of each participant in this game of the Magic: The Gathering® trading card game (hereafter known as "PLAYER"), that PLAYER performs all actions in the sequence of previously added actions (hereafter known as "ACTION QUEUE"), in the order those actions were added, then adds another action to the end of the ACTION QUEUE. All actions must be simple physical or verbal actions that a player can perform while sitting in a chair, without jeopardizing the health and security of said PLAYER.

When any PLAYER does not perform all the prescribed actions in the correct order, sacrifice Bureaucracy and said PLAYER discards their complement of cards in hand (hereafter known as "HAND").
{1}{W}
Cardpecker
Creature - Bird
Flying

Gotcha -- If an opponent touches the table with their hand, you may say "Gotcha!" When you do, return Cardpecker from your graveyard to your hand.
1.5 / 1
{1}{U}
Carnivorous Death-Parrot
Creature - Bird
Flying

At the beginning of your upkeep, sacrifice Carnivorous Death-Parrot unless you say its flavor text.
2 / 2
{U}
Censorship
Enchantment
As Censorship enters the battlefield, choose a word.

Whenever a player says the chosen word, Censorship deals 2 damage to that player.
{4}
Chaos Confetti
Artifact
{4}, {T}: Tear Chaos Confetti into pieces. Throw the pieces onto the battlefield from a distance of at least five feet. Destroy each permanent that a piece touches. Remove the pieces from the game.
{U}{U}{U}
Cheatyface
Creature - Efreet
If Cheatyface is in your hand, you may sneak Cheatyface onto the battlefield. If an opponent catches you right away, that player may exile Cheatyface.

Flying
2 / 2
{1}{R}
Chicken Egg
Creature - Egg
At the beginning of your upkeep, roll a six-sided die. If you roll a 6, sacrifice Chicken Egg and create a 4/4 red Giant Bird creature token.
0 / 1
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City of Ass
Land
City of Ass enters the battlefield tapped.

{T}: Add one and one-half mana of any one color.
{3}
Clay Pigeon
Artifact Creature - Bird
Flying

{1}, Throw Clay Pigeon into the air at least two feet above your head while seated: If you catch Clay Pigeon with one hand, prevent all damage a source of your choice would deal to you this turn and tap Clay Pigeon. Otherwise, sacrifice it.
1 / 1
{3}{G}
Creature Guy
Creature - Beast
Gotcha -- If an opponent says "creature" or "guy," you may say "Gotcha!" When you do, return Creature Guy from your graveyard to your hand.
3 / 3
{3}{B}
Deadhead
Creature - Zombie
{0}: Return Deadhead from your graveyard to the battlefield. Activate only if an opponent isn't touching their hand (of cards).
3 / 3
{B}
Duh
Instant
Destroy target creature with reminder text. (Reminder text is any italicized text in parentheses that explains rules you already know.)
{2}{W}
Emcee
Creature - Human Rogue
Whenever another creature enters the battlefield, you may stand up and say in a deep, booming voice, "Presenting . . . " and that creature's name. If you do, put a +1/+1 counter on that creature.
0 / 1
{B}{B}
Enter the Dungeon
Sorcery
Players play a Magic subgame under the table, starting at 5 life and using their libraries as their decks. The winner searches their library for two cards, puts those cards into their hand, then shuffles.
{1}{R}
Face to Face
Sorcery
You and target opponent play a best two-out-of-three Rock, Paper, Scissors match. If you win, Face to Face deals 5 damage to that player.
{3}{G}{G}
Gluetius Maximus
Creature - Beast
As Gluetius Maximus enters the battlefield, an opponent chooses one of your fingers. (Thumbs are fingers, too.)

When the chosen finger isn't touching Gluetius Maximus, sacrifice Gluetius Maximus.
5 / 5
{1}{U}
Magical Hacker
Creature - Human Gamer
{U}: Change the text of target spell or permanent by replacing all instances of + with -, and vice versa, until end of turn.
1 / 2
{7}
Mirror Mirror
Artifact
Mirror Mirror enters the battlefield tapped.

{7}, {T}, Sacrifice Mirror Mirror: Choose target player. At the beginning of the next end step, exchange life totals with that player, exchange control of all permanents you and that player control, and exchange cards in your hands, cards in your libraries, and cards in your graveyards.
{3}{W}
Miss Demeanor
Creature - Lady of Proper Etiquette
Flying, first strike

At the beginning of each other player's upkeep, you may compliment that player on their game play. If you don't, sacrifice Miss Demeanor.
3 / 1
{2}{U}
Moniker Mage
Creature - Human Wizard
{U}, Say your middle name: Moniker Mage gains shroud until end of turn.

{U}, Say an opponent's middle name: Moniker Mage gains flying until end of turn.
2 / 2
{2}{B}
Sly Spy
Creature - Human Spy
Whenever Sly Spy deals combat damage to a player, that player reveals their hand. You choose a card from it with the longest name. That player discards that card.
2 / 2

{5}{G}
Cardboard Carapace
Enchantment - Aura
Enchant creature

For each other card named Cardboard Carapace you have with you outside the game, enchanted creature gets +1/+1.
{5}{G}
Cardboard Carapace
Enchantment - Aura
Enchant creature

For each other card named Cardboard Carapace you have with you outside the game, enchanted creature gets +1/+1.