Kess (tutorless) hard control, and I mean, VERY hard (EDH / Commander)

*DISCLAIMER: this deck was made around a custom banlist, my local store's (no tutors, no value dudes, no power nine, no infinite combos, no nothing :/). You can check my hyperultra competitive take on this kind of deck here: https://deckstats.net/decks/86960/1757839-supahypercompetitive-kess-cont?lng=en

I don't have to explain what this deck is about. Wincon? You don't need one: your opponent will hit that "concede" button every time.
Let me tell you how many fucks do this deck gives: none. See that land count? You can even run 32 is you really don't give a single fuck.
Your friend making ratio will drop as fast as a a space shutter taking off.

Deck strategy: be patient. Don't rush. Just drop Kess whenever you're feeling like doing so (and by "feeling it" I mean having 2 mana open). They play a spell? Counter that. They play a cantrip? Are they stuck with 2 lands? Counter the fucking cantrip I don't care anymore. Are they dead inside yet? So you are. They do that Baral - Ulamog combo? Nevermind, make them sacrifice it. You have few cards in your hand? What about drawing a few and Then Doing That Again HaHaXd. By the way, you win by hitting them in the face 7 times with Kess, so try keeping she alive.

If you like control, this may look either like a god's masterpiece or an "I HATE ALL BASS BOOSTED LINKING PARK MUSIC", but either way, is way cheaper than other semi-competitive dogshit you'll find sneaking around. Check my "SupaHyperCompetitive Kess Deck (haha me counter me removal me AIDS)" deck if you're interested in a serious Kess control deck (tutors, fetch lands, expensive lands in general, better cantrips...), okay have fun because you opponents will try to twist your neck 340º around.