She Will Come Back To Me (EDH / Commander)

Shoutout to the dude that made probably my favorite damn flavor text for a creature ever, it's just too good!!

We're bringing the pain to our opponents this time by having Feldon slap tokens of creatures onto the battlefield and getting mad #Value from them. The deck wants to durdle around in the early game drawing cards, tossing things into the trash until we hit some recursion targets. From there we can cast Feldon, hopefully hasted, and start dealing with our situation/opponents by recurring value creatures, creatures that ramp us, or more aggressive creatures that give us reach, act as scary hasty threats, or fuck with our opponents' boards, all at instant speed! Recursion helps the deck stay resilient, while some utility cards like Illusionist's Bracers, Sundial of the Infinite, and Panharmonicon and other protection based equipment help enhance and protect the strategy.

In summary, fill up the yard as fast as possible, wait for some good opportunities to slap a (hopefully) hasty Feldon, and go to town, whether going to town means "durdling and drawing cards" or "killing my opponent with a scary dragon". Eventually she'll come back to him, and by "she", we really mean an It That Betrays to someone's face.