Sharuum Alternate Win-Con Tribal (EDH / Commander)

Some people will occasionally run an alternate win condition in their EDH decks. I thought, why not run a deck FULL of alternate win conditions? Besides 5c, Esper is the most "optimal" color combination for an alternate win-con tribal deck. You might be asking, "What about Golos, Tireless Pilgrim?" True, it's probably the best commander for this concept, but decks commanded by Golos tend to generate a lot of hate and this deck requires you to run under the radar for a while.

Win conditions explained:

Easy:
Liliana's Contract: Stick this, Arcane Adaptation/Conspiracy, and four creatures.
Approach of the Second Sun: just need to resolve it twice, protect it the first cast so it doesn't go to the grave.
Revel in Riches: This and Smothering Tithe can get you the win with one turn cycle, on average.
Thassa's Oracle/Jace, Wielder of Mysteries: play Leveler before this for a hollow win.

Medium:
Atemsis, All-Seeing: Built in card draw and a wide range of cmcs in the deck.
Barren Glory: Kaervek's Spite with Academy Rector in play or Read the Runes and One with Nothing during untap step.
Celestial Convergence/Divine Intervention: Multiple cards allow for either the removal of counters or cause counters not able to be put on permanents.
Laboratory Maniac: Draw a card after playing Leveler with a slightly less hollow win.
Near-Death Experience: Selenia, Dark Angel and Lim-Dûl's Vault allow you to manipulate your life total at instant speed.
Phage The Untouchable: Fractured Identity on her will cause your opponents to lose once the copies ETB.
Vraska, Scheming Gorgon: Planeswalker deck walkers take a while to ultimate.

Hard:
Azor's Elocutors: Five turn cycles, doesn't sound too bad?
Test of Endurance/Felidar Sovereign: Not a lot of lifelink in the deck.
Mortal Combat/Mirrodin Besieged: Barely enough of each card type to enable them, a lot of artifact creatures are in here to make these easier.
Mechanized Production: Even with Rite of Replication, will require multiple turn cycles to pull off.
Triskaidekaphobia: requires a lot of life manipulation and tapping Tree of Perdition 3 times minimum.

Good Luck:
Etrata, the Silencer: requiring 3 creatures to be exiled for each other player and not enough ways to tutor her back, this will take along time.
Darksteel Reactor: 20 turns, that is all.

If All Else Fails:
Altar of the Brood: a state-based infinite loop with Sharuum and Sculpting Steel/Phyrexian Metamorph

Where's Demonic Consultation/Tainted Pact: Consultation lines are too powerful for a meme deck like this. If you want to play with those, I highly recommend switching the maybeboard in to make it more "competitive."