Long time ago was playing a mono-black hand disruption deck and the game was stalling out. I pretty much had the guy (who was part of the three four guys who always won these little local tourneys) just playing whatever he drew each round but he'd managed to still keep me down to
Order of Yawgmoth and we've both been chipping away and are at like five or six life each. I got nothing but discard spells and a
Ravenous Rats. He draws and gets this big smile. "How many cards do you have in hand?"
"Five."
"Okay,
Multani, Maro-Sorcerer. Done."
So there's 5/5 Multani and I draw my card and now he's 6/6. So I drop the
swamp I'd been holding onto. Play the rats. Tap my four and play
Persecute.
One of the guys standing watching (part of this always wins group and I'm still not sure how I never punched him in the face) goes "Idiot" as my opponent waves his hands at me with a Dude-what-are-you-thinking look on his face.
"Well it is "target player" so I'll target me and name black." I showed them my hand which was all black cards. I drop my hand into the graveyard and I'm still getting these flabbergasted and not at all flattering looks.
I look around at everyone. "That kills Multani," directly to the guy who just called me an idiot. "Swing with
Order of Yawgmoth."
I have never heard a more satisfying
silence.