Why... why would you do that? What is worse? Discard or Land Burn? Why not both?
Well, for the low low introductory price of at least $750, YOU CAN DO BOTH!!!!!
As an added bonus, if you play the paper version at a Modern event at your LGS, there will absolutely be a petition and request that you not play it again. It's fun for the whole family!
Side board isssssss... i'm not entirely sure.