The “worst” deck you ever built

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Let’s have some fun.  Everyone post a deck.  The criteria here is that the deck had to be bad, but not because it lost games.  The decks need to be bad because everyone at the table hated them, including the person playing them.

Here is my submission
https://deckstats.net/decks/26164/2941377-scryrampscry

This monstrosity won games.  I think it won everytime I played it.  But it took forever to do it.  Spending 5 minutes at the end of each opponent’s turn 3 or 4 to set up then taking a 20 minute turn to slowly empty your library for a Thassa’s Oracle win is boring