This method is incredibly bad. People tend to overexaggerate how strong their deck is. It drives me up the wall. If you say that your deck wins on turn 4, I am going to hold you to that statement and play a deck that can compete with a turn 4 win. I've heard a lot of funny exaggerations over the years (remind me to go over them at some point).
Please do make a thread for these. I'm all ears.
I won't do a full thread (unless this diverges from the original topic). I'll just go over some of the more memorable moments from pre-game discussions. I don't remember all of them. There have been... so many.
My parts are written in
blue.
"I brought a competitive vampire tribal deck."
"Vampires don't have a lot of support in commander. What vampires are you using that are good in commander?""
Vampire Nighthawk"
"My
Nahiri deck can ramp faster than most green decks."
*I lock eyes with my friend nearby, we both start shaking our heads in doubt.*
*I'm looking through a
Hapatra, Vizier of Poisons deck*
"Yeah, I'm trying to make this a strong deck, but I didn't include any infinite combos."
"Found one.""Sorry what?"
*New game store*
"We like to play really strong decks here that win quickly"
"I like the sound of that." *I pull out a cEDH combo deck*
*They pull out
Masako the Humorless, next player pulls out a second mono-white deck, followed by a third no-name commander.*
*I make my excuses and leave.*
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"Here, I'll play the strongest deck I have."
*Visibly excited*
"Is that a Tishana Food Chain deck? I've never seen one in action.""What's
Food Chain?"
*Disappointed, I switch to a weaker deck.*
*About to enter a 6 player game with a new group*
"The decks here are all pretty strong. We play a lot of early game interaction so it's fine if you want to play a combo deck."
*I end up winning turn 4. There was no interaction.*