Things you never thought you would get to say

[AlltheTokens]

Tonight I got to say the words "I cast Ulamog, the Infinite Gyre, extorted nineteen times".

Can anybody else drop some examples of hilariously silly things they got to say?

[stuffnsuch]

The most awesome thing I got to say was, "I don't have enough dice for that, because there aren't enough dice."

For context, I had over 2000 copies of Adrix and Nev, Twincasters on the board and I'd just made a token.  When you double 1 2000+ times, you end up with more tokens than there are atoms in the universe, by many orders of magnitude.  All the pips on all the dice in all the world doesn't even come close.

[robort]

I don't say this to often but I will show my opponent a card in my hand and say "This card could have stopped you" which it could have and then also say "I wanted your deck to do it's thing so that's why I didn't".

I say this one all the time "Screw that random bs of dice rolling to see who you attack, just hit me because I don't care".