Tokens, Tokens and More Tokens!Come on down to this deck, for all your token needs! We got green tokens! We got white tokens! We got birds, knights, centaurs, saprolings, even
rhino tokens, all for the low low price of 2 or 3 mana!
*slaps roof of deck* this bad boy can fit so many populate effects in it, you'll soon be running out of table space; hell, you'll be running out of /floor/ space if you play your cards right!
But wait, there's more! I'm practically /giving/ these tokens away in this deck! Call now and we'll give you the friends and family price on enchantments and creature effects that'll buff up and protect your tokens from harm. This is why you always pay for the undercoating, folks!
So come on down to Tokens, Tokens and More Tokens!
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