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General Magic / We just hit 10,000 posts in the GMF!
« on: May 03, 2019, 09:10:34 pm »

General Magic / Re: With this set containing 37 planeswalkers...
« on: May 02, 2019, 09:25:56 pm »
I would guess there's going to be a surge of new decks trying out the planeswalkers, and then it'll go back to normal by the end of the month.

Deck Reviews / Re: [Standard] Grixis Dragon-God
« on: April 29, 2019, 03:25:23 pm »

Revision 4

Added/removed cards:
-2 (SB) Widespread Brutality
+2 (SB) Cry of the Carnarium

Deck Reviews / Re: [Standard] Grixis Dragon-God
« on: April 29, 2019, 03:24:11 pm »

Revision 3

Added/removed cards:
-2 (SB) The Immortal Sun
+2 (SB) Ugin, the Ineffable

Off-Topic / How does the rank system work on deckstats?
« on: April 26, 2019, 09:52:05 pm »
Is it based on number of posts, or how old your account is? I can't find anything on it on the site, and I'm really curious.

Deckstats Feedback / Re: Card Database
« on: April 26, 2019, 09:44:16 pm »
The card Gone shows Gone Missing as the card image instead.

Deck Reviews / [Standard] Grixis Dragon-God
« on: April 26, 2019, 09:15:57 pm »
Grixis Dragon-God

This deck works to keep the board clear for the first few turns, and then starts to pump out huge threats, keeping them in an uphill battle from the start.

Right now it's in a bit of an experimental phase, hence the single kefnet, and i'm gonna be testing stuff out on arena for a bit.

Any suggestions would be greatly appreciated.

Off-Topic / Re: really long quotes its funny
« on: April 26, 2019, 04:09:26 pm »
so how this works is u quote me and type anything
like this
like this
like this
like this
like this
and like this

Instructions not clear, cat in toaster.

Why are you happy my cat is in the toaster?

According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don't care what humans think is impossible. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Ooh, black and yellow! Let's shake it up a little. Barry! Breakfast is ready! Ooming! Hang on a second. Hello? - Barry? - Adam? - Oan you believe this is happening? - I can't. I'll pick you up. Looking sharp. Use the stairs. Your father paid good money for those. Sorry. I'm excited. Here's the graduate. We're very proud of you, son. A perfect report card, all B's. Very proud. Ma! I got a thing going here. - You got lint on your fuzz. - Ow! That's me! - Wave to us! We'll be in row 118,000. - Bye! Barry, I told you, stop flying in the house! - Hey, Adam. - Hey, Barry. - Is that fuzz gel? - A little. Special day, graduation. Never thought I'd make it. Three days grade school, three days high school. Those were awkward. Three days college. I'm glad I took a day and hitchhiked around the hive. You did come back different. - Hi, Barry. - Artie, growing a mustache? Looks good. - Hear about Frankie? - Yeah. - You going to the funeral? - No, I'm not going. Everybody knows, sting someone, you die. Don't waste it on a squirrel. Such a hothead. I guess he could have just gotten out of the way. I love this incorporating an amusement park into our day. That's why we don't need vacations. Boy, quite a bit of pomp... under the circumstances. - Well, Adam, today we are men. - We are! - Bee-men. - Amen! Hallelujah! Students, faculty, distinguished bees, please welcome Dean Buzzwell. Welcome, New Hive Oity graduating class of... ...9:15. That concludes our ceremonies. And begins your career at Honex Industries! Will we pick ourjob today? I heard it's just orientation. Heads up! Here we go. Keep your hands and antennas inside the tram at all times. - Wonder what it'll be like? - A little scary. Welcome to Honex, a division of Honesco and a part of the Hexagon Group. This is it! Wow. Wow. We know that you, as a bee, have worked your whole life to get to the point where you can work for your whole life. Honey begins when our valiant Pollen Jocks bring the nectar to the hive. Our top-secret formula is automatically color-corrected, scent-adjusted and bubble-contoured into this soothing sweet syrup with its distinctive golden glow you know as... Honey! - That girl was hot. - She's my cousin! - She is? - Yes, we're all cousins. - Right. You're right. - At Honex, we constantly strive to improve every aspect of bee existence. These bees are stress-testing a new helmet technology. - What do you think he makes? - Not enough. Here we have our latest advancement, the Krelman. - What does that do? - Oatches that little strand of honey that hangs after you pour it. Saves us millions. Oan anyone work on the Krelman? Of course. Most bee jobs are small ones. But bees know that every small job, if it's done well, means a lot. But choose carefully because you'll stay in the job you pick for the rest of your life. The same job the rest of your life? I didn't know that. What's the difference? You'll be happy to know that bees, as a species, haven't had one day off in 27 million years. So you'll just work us to death? We'll sure try. Wow! That blew my mind! "What's the difference?" How can you say that? One job forever? That's an insane choice to have to make. I'm relieved. Now we only have to make one decision in life. But, Adam, how could they never have told us that? Why would you question anything? We're bees. We're the most perfectly functioning society on Earth. You ever think maybe things work a little too well here? Like what? Give me one example. I don't know. But you know what I'm talking about. Please clear the gate. Royal Nectar Force on approach. Wait a second. Oheck it out. - Hey, those are Pollen Jocks! - Wow. I've never seen them this close. They know what it's like outside the hive. Yeah, but some don't come back. - Hey, Jocks! - Hi, Jocks! You guys did great! You're monsters! You're sky freaks! I love it! I love it! - I wonder where they were. - I don't know. Their day's not planned. Outside the hive, flying who knows where, doing who knows what. You can'tjust decide to be a Pollen Jock. You have to be bred for that. Right. Look. That's more pollen than you and I will see in a lifetime. It's just a status symbol. Bees make too much of it. Perhaps. Unless you're wearing it and the ladies see you wearing it. Those ladies? Aren't they our cousins too? Distant. Distant. Look at these two. - Oouple of Hive Harrys. - Let's have fun with them. It must be dangerous being a Pollen Jock. Yeah. Once a bear pinned me against a mushroom! He had a paw on my throat, and with the other, he was slapping me! - Oh, my! - I never thought I'd knock him out. What were you doing during this? Trying to alert the authorities. I can autograph that. A little gusty out there today, wasn't it, comrades? Yeah. Gusty. We're hitting a sunflower patch six miles from here tomorrow. - Six miles, huh? - Barry! A puddle jump for us, but maybe you're not up for it. - Maybe I am. - You are not! We're going 0900 at J-Gate. What do you think, buzzy-boy? Are you bee enough? I might be. It all depends on what 0900 means. Hey, Honex! Dad, you surprised me. You decide what you're interested in? - Well, there's a lot of choices. - But you only get one. Do you ever get bored doing the same job every day? Son, let me tell you about stirring. You grab that stick, and you just move it around, and you stir it around. You get yourself into a rhythm. It's a beautiful thing. You know, Dad, the more I think about it, maybe the honey field just isn't right for me. You were thinking of what, making balloon animals? That's a bad job for a guy with a stinger. Janet, your son's not sure he wants to go into honey! - Barry, you are so funny sometimes. - I'm not trying to be funny. You're not funny! You're going into honey. Our son, the stirrer! - You're gonna be a stirrer? - No one's listening to me! Wait till you see the sticks I have. I could say anything right now. I'm gonna get an ant tattoo! Let's open some honey and celebrate! Maybe I'll pierce my thorax. Shave my antennae. Shack up with a grasshopper. Get a gold tooth and call everybody "dawg"! I'm so proud. - We're starting work today! - Today's the day. Oome on! All the good jobs will be gone. Yeah, right. Pollen counting, stunt bee, pouring, stirrer, front desk, hair removal... - Is it still available? - Hang on. Two left! One of them's yours! Oongratulations! Step to the side. - What'd you get? - Picking crud out. Stellar! Wow! Oouple of newbies? Yes, sir! Our first day! We are ready! Make your choice. - You want to go first? - No, you go. Oh, my. What's available? Restroom attendant's open, not for the reason you think. - Any chance of getting the Krelman? - Sure, you're on. I'm sorry, the Krelman just closed out. Wax monkey's always open. The Krelman opened up again. What happened? A bee died. Makes an opening. See? He's dead. Another dead one. Deady. Deadified. Two more dead. Dead from the neck up. Dead from the neck down. That's life! Oh, this is so hard! Heating, cooling, stunt bee, pourer, stirrer, humming, inspector number seven, lint coordinator, stripe supervisor, mite wrangler. Barry, what do you think I should... Barry? Barry! All right, we've got the sunflower patch in quadrant nine... What happened to you? Where are you? - I'm going out. - Out? Out where? - Out there. - Oh, no! I have to, before I go to work for the rest of my life. You're gonna die! You're crazy! Hello? Another call coming in. If anyone's feeling brave, there's a Korean deli on 83rd that gets their roses... out of space.

General Magic / What was your worst misplay?
« on: April 26, 2019, 04:06:19 pm »
For me, there has been several times where I just... forgot I had removal in had and let someone combo off.

What about you guys?

General Magic / Re: Oathbreaker Format
« on: April 26, 2019, 04:02:36 pm »
I actually met the people who made the format (Weirdcards) at an event in Minneapolis. It was pretty fun!
I hope it takes off, because I often don't have time to play a whole commander game, but Oathbreaker is a good bit faster.

General Magic / Re: WAR Spoilers
« on: April 12, 2019, 03:36:16 pm »
Quick note about Finale of Promise:

Gamespot, (The website that spoiled the card,) says this about the card: "Finale of Promise shows Niv-Mizzet being reborn through the use of the Elderspell."

For those who haven't been paying attention, Niv-Mizzet hasn't died yet and the Elderspell hasn't been cast yet, so this was probaly spoiled early.

Somebody is getting fired.

Deck Reviews / Re: [Legacy] You Will Hate Me
« on: March 08, 2019, 05:16:05 pm »
Where is the wincon?

I would bet it's the one, single celestial colonnade. Better hope it's not at the bottom.

General Magic / Re: London Mulligan
« on: March 07, 2019, 08:33:20 pm »
I think it should mostly just be used for competitive events, as that way it becomes less about luck and more about skill, which is important when playing for thousands of dollars.

But at FNM, your just playing for packs. So it's fine if there's a bit more chance involved with that.

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