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Messages - IzzetBoi

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An additional +1/+1/10 WELL WELL WELL WHAT DO WE HAVE HERE?(For the uncultured folk, a PurpleEyesWTF reference wich our dear host particularly enjoys). Let me guess, are we abusing the two strongest colors in Mtg and also a poorly designed mechanic like proliferate in order to enable a degenerate value engine the likes of which we have never seen before? Seems like an ordinary game night with Leuname to me, no biggie

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Deck Comments / Re: Kalamax, Extreme Duplication Hazard - Comments
« on: March 09, 2021, 05:24:17 pm »
49847485'28 instances on the stack/10 Truly a sight to behold. Low creature count, instants and copies for everyone. Reactive gameplay with interesting interactions, Ral Zarek combo and spicy ramp. What's not to love? Oh yeah, the commander IS ANOTHER EFFING DINO PLS STAPH, GET SOME HALP

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Deck Comments / Re: EDH, Elsha Does Hijinks - Comments
« on: March 09, 2021, 05:15:12 pm »
Only now the Izzet Experience is truly completed, with the truth being spoken by the Trashmaster HIMSELF

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Deck Comments / Re: KFC, Kozilek Fun Colorlessness - Comments
« on: March 02, 2020, 12:13:57 pm »
I like me to gas this juiceman

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Deck Comments / Re: Arlinn, Flippin' Werewolves - Comments
« on: May 08, 2019, 08:05:57 pm »
Furry Bae/10. What to say, thou art a brave one to master Innitrad forests. Wolves and werewolves, horrible flip mechanics and a really cheap sign spell because u gotta protect ur puppies. What not to love? This deck for example. Stop trying to stomp ur oppo m8. Just stop. Get some help because u need that. I mean, c'mon man, the infect wolf. It's not like I did the exact same thing in my soldiers deck or something. U stop plagiarizing brah or I'll call the Judges.

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Deck Comments / Re: Elspeth, Oathbreaker Errant - Comments
« on: April 29, 2019, 03:43:07 pm »
Gonna take back Jerusalem man, gotta do it myself since nobody's moving a finger

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Deck Comments / Re: Niv-Mizzet - Comments
« on: April 29, 2019, 12:58:51 pm »
Truly this is poetry befitting the Sun Empire. Shame for all the freaking dinosaurs in that plane.
Thank you for enlightening me, oh Warrior Poet, with such ancient knowledge regarding the Spice Breathing Dragon for I was ignorant. REKING T3 is the only right way to follow. Nevermore shall we tremble hearing the true name of The Combo Master, his defeat engraved gloriously in our mind and hearts.

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Oh no, another absurd color combination, this time with white. Man, you really like do it weird, uh? After takin' we are givin', bunch of crap as always, but with profit! Imagine this sort of antilope-man in his fancy business suit goin' from home to home ahahah... what do you mean with she's a womAN OH MY WTF?!!?!
Conclusion: horny (see what I did there) chaotic good

I was going to ask for your perma-ban for not recognizing Zedruu as a sexy antilope-woman but it seems like you were able to understand her majestic beauty, u clever little man

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Deck Comments / Re: Nissa, The (Whining) Oathbreaker - Comments
« on: April 29, 2019, 01:10:22 am »
Broccoli/10 too much Forests. Gotta feel pretty good being the animist in town, doing funky shenenigans like making land move and stuff. Love when your indistructible lands(because,oh my, those poor lands need some protection, its not like I knew the risk of animating them no no gotta play safe man imma green apparently) smash my board and my will to live. At least your honest with Nissa and her being a poor written character.

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Deck Comments / Re: Varistocrats, Dawn of the Dead - Comments
« on: April 24, 2019, 02:14:20 pm »
NO GREEN TO BE SEEN. IS THIS A MIRACLE? AM I DAYDREAMING? AM I HAVING A STROKE? Joking, this bad boi has been made in collaboration with me, so I cant talk s*it this time. Sad day for us all.

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Deck Comments / Re: A lot of gaming stones - Comments
« on: January 12, 2019, 12:03:09 pm »
+1/+1/10 then proliferate. The cancer train knows no stops and this is proof. Riding right trought New Phyrexia for MAXIMUM DISDAIN of your opponents, bringing infect and other disgusting mechanics that no one wanted to see ever again in a fair game of MTG. Stay tuned for the next deck where the main strategy will be punching your opponents in the throat and kicking them while on the ground before your first land drop.

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Deck Comments / Re: Gishath, Elder Dinosaur Highlander - Comments
« on: January 07, 2019, 04:30:32 pm »
0/10 I wish Dino-Daddy was the father of my children so that they could also be completely broken with just one block featuring them, with a infinite amount of support by the R&D department, and able to spit in the face of every other tribe because it's your fault if you dont like playing dinos. 

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Deck Comments / Re: Muldrotha, Cancerous Value - Comments
« on: January 07, 2019, 11:23:16 am »
10/10 I would prefer pouring bleach in my eyes rather than play against this deck

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