IT FINALLY HAPPENED!
Playing a game last night, decks as follows:
Friend 1:
Neera, Wild Mage chaos stuff
Friend 2:
Sisay, Weatherlight Captain superfriends
Friend 3:
Lathril, Blade of the Elves unaltered precon
Me: A ridiculous
Roon of the Hidden Realm deck I made that only plays creatures that you would find in a zoo, and uses things like
Frogify,
Kenrith's Transformation and
Generous Gift to turn opponents non-zoo appropriate creatures (dragons, merfolk etc.) into zoo animals, but only non-zoo creatures. If your creature would be found in a zoo, then it's safe.
Friend 1 and 2 weren't up to much in the early game. 1 just takes a while to get going and 2 got land screwed. Friend 3 had a very strong early game (that Lathril Precon is legitimately good by the way. Friend 3 has just got back from travelling and just wanted something to play out the box and likes elves and it performed very well. Very good precon).
So it's up to me to keep player 3 in check. I fire off no less than 8 transformative spells (I don't know about you guys, but I have never seen an elf in a zoo) and just about keep us all from dying.
Then I bring out the big guns. Thanks to some fundraising efforts and a government grant, the zoo was able to build a great ape enclosure.
Kogla, the Titan Ape joined the party.
Originally I picked Roon as the commander because all the transformative spells are in Bant and he's a
rhino, but it turns out he is very good with Kogla.
My board was a Kogla,
Auramancer (humans act as zoo visitors in the deck), Roon and a
Scouting Hawk. Over the course of several turn cycles I was able to repeatedly blink Kogla and fight anything too scary (or not zoo appropriate), protect it by bouncing
Auramancer and using
Auramancer's ETB to get back my transforming auras.
Elf deck was in check and people were starting to
consider me (or more accurately, Kogla) the threat. The Chaos player fires off a copied
Chaos Warp and targets his own transformed creature with the copy and Kogla with the original.
He resolves his
chaos warp and flips into...a cantrip. No bueno.
My turn.
I shuffle Kogla in.
Offer friend 3 a cut of the deck. He accepts.
Offer friend 2 a cut of the deck. He accepts.
Offer friend 1 a cut of the deck. He declines.
The anticipation is high. Could this be it?
I blind flip the top card of the deck, slam it down on the table and move my hand to reveal...
KOGLA THE MOTHERFUCKING TITAN APE!!!!
I use his ETB fight trigger to fight
Neera, Wild Mage out of pure, animalistic spite.
On July 19th, at around 10pm, in the midst of a record breaking heatwave, we witnessed the elusive and historical Chaos-Warp-flip-into-the-same-thing.
I have only felt this specific kind of joy one other time in my life. It was glorious.