I am not one for fights, I don't like violence.
But for you, I can make an exception.
Someone better call an ambulance.
Maybe you'll be able to make it to the reception.
Morgy, my friend. You're too old for this. You're pushing forty.
But fine. Heads up, you'll need a
lifeline.
You play with fire, you might just get burned. That's what happens when you mess with the Wyrm.
You're insulting my Magic? You're right that is kind of tragic.
[spoken without a beat] Hi. I'm Morganator 2.0. I regret my life choices so I make fun of college kids playing Magic.
[Back on the beat] I don't blame you. I know your condition can cause frustration, being sexually inactive.
So I won't hold you accountable, for the things you say in pain.
Though I hate to say it, your problem's insurmountable.
You seek a girlfriend, but little do you know you seek in vain.
You study
forest fires?
You had better take notes.
I took over this whole ecosystems. Tossed it on the pyre.
Not to gloat, but I have a boyfriend, bitch, I fucking kissed him!
I don't control these chats? Check again, I run Deckstats!
Nils is my boy. You want anything from him? Ha, not even a toy.
This expert at commander needs to get off his high horse.
Never mind, I'll pull you down,
by force, of course.
You may own all the other threads, but who loves a monopoly?
Morganator, I think it is time we redistribute your wealth properly.
I don't hate you, my friend, quite the opposite. I pity you.
Only success that you'll find true, is moderating these forums, since that's all you can do.
Your head is so far up your ass, how could you ever kick mine?
You're right I should get back, I have homework due in class.
But don't worry, Deckstats drama? I can make time for that.
Now get back to work, you sad little brat.