A friend in my playgroup has taken it upon himself to implement a Joke step into his Beginning Phase.
He untaps, tells a random magic joke he found on the internet, handles any upkeep triggers, then draws.
Last night, he hit me with one that had me laughing for a good 5 minutes. It's both brilliant and terrible at the same time, so I thought I'd inflict it on you guys.
Where does Erebos keep his Thoughtseize?In his headsies.It's even worse when it's written down, because it plays on being a homonym.
It absolutely floored me and I don't know why.
Anyway, that was all. Just wanted to share.
I mean, if you have any Magic jokes and want to share them, feel free.
Another good one he told was: "Why does Jon Avon lose so much at Magic? He always draws
lands".