MtG Never Have I Ever

[Morganator 2.0]

I'm not allowed to play this game in real life anymore, so playing it on the internet and centered around a specific topic should be fine.

For those who don't know, Never Have I Ever is a drinking game. Someone prefaces a sentence with "Never have I ever..." and if you are someone who has done that thing, you take a drink. When you make the statement, it has to be something you've never done.

In our case, if you did the thing, just upvote the post. And if you have a story related to that post, be sure to tell the story. Never Have I Ever is all about sharing your wild and wacky experiences.


With the rules out of the way, I'll start with a simple one.

Never have I ever spilled a drink on MtG cards.

[Iwama]

Unfortunately I spilled more than one time a drink above magic cards... two of my cards still smell a little like mango.
Also an easy one:

Never have I ever found a card I just forgot under my couch.

[CleanBelwas]

Never have I ever, on more than one occasion, thought of an idea for a deck, brewed it, bought the singles I needed for it, sleeved it up, goldfished a few hands, only to lose interest and build something else for the next games night and retire it before even playing the deck once.

[Aetherium Slinky]

Never Have I Ever failed to use interaction I had on the board / in the hand to stop a combo from happening.

I've taught myself to wait until the last moment to use my scarce counters and these days I've learnt the philosophy so well that on several occasions I've failed to use said spells to stop a combo from happening. I know my opponent's combo, I know how it works, I know when to stop it but for some forsaken reason I've decided it's fine to let it resolve. WHY?

I have done this. Thanks. Tapping out.

[Morganator 2.0]

I should have also specified that your supposed to say something that you yourself have not done. Hence the preface of "Never have I ever..."

So in my case, I have never spilled a drink on cards. I'm fishing to see if other people have.


Another simple one. Never have I ever played Mind's Eye. Even when it was all the rage in commander, I didn't see the appeal.

[Morganator 2.0]

Here's a fun one. Never have I ever seen someone get kicked out of a game store or event.

[CleanBelwas]

Here's one that I'm curious if people have the same / an analogous one:

Never have I ever built a Selesnya deck.

I've built every other colour way near countless times, but I've never built a green white deck in any format. Not even in draft.

For the record, if I ever were to, it would be a Krond the Dawn Clad EDH deck. Such a majestic flying golden lion.

[robort]

Never have I ever built a 5 color commander deck

[mynameiscalled]

Never have I ever told myself, that this is the last commander deck I build for awhile, only to start working on next deck soon after :’)

[Morganator 2.0]

Is someone gonna tell their story about seeing someone get kicked out of a game store? I want to hear about that.

Here's one that I'm curious if people have the same / an analogous one:

Never have I ever built a Selesnya deck.

As an analogue, I've never made an Orzhov deck, except for that one time in draft.

I've tried building them, but I get bored during playtesting and take them apart without a real game.


Never have I ever come in last place during Friday Night Magic. I've come close, but not quite.

[Slyvester12]

Never have I ever bought a card only for the price to bottom out soon after.

[Morganator 2.0]

Never have I ever bought a card only for the price to bottom out soon after.

I have ever. So many times. That's why I don't buy singles as soon as they release anymore. I wait a few weeks. As a general rule, most singles are at their lowest 2 weeks after the set release.

[robort]

Never have I ever drank alcohol before playing magic, playing magic or after playing magic

[Elan Morin Tedronai]

I have never ever built an EDH deck outside of specific release. I love the oversized cards. I look forward on getting Atraxa, Praetors' Voice. I also never have ever built Modern deck outside of specific Tribe. I will build more decks, but always with a Tribal mindset.

[Morganator 2.0]

Never have I ever made a strict budget deck.

I've tried making budget decks, but I always end up going over whatever limit I set.