Dear Liliana,

What have you done? My nights are filled with a cacophony of snapping femurs & muffled gurgling screams followed by the sounds of wet ripping and tearing...

Their roiling mass is continuing to expand as if it could burst at any moment... never in my life... have i witnessed such beauty.

I was only given a few bodies to work with and told to make an army... left to my own devices i prayed, not for a way to escape, but received more than what i was bargaining for.

When they returned there was nothing to come back to... but they had their horde... the plane will be a roiling mass of ravenous flesh soon. I wish not to leave this place.

To bare witness to such an event is a once in a lifetime opportunity yet i have learned. I Understand Now. It Can Be Better. It WILL be better. I̷̯̣͗́Ţ̸̏͒̽ ̸̱͇͋͌͐M̵̨̄̋̒ͅƯ̴͎͖͔̑̊S̴̡̘̤͒T̷̯̤͌̌̍ ̴̣̖͓̅̈́̋Ḅ̷͋͜E̵̟̟̭̓̉ ̴͉̈̇̋B̴̩̱͑É̷̢̥T̵̮͐̈́T̵̺̙̓̆͜Ẻ̷̛̙̥̗R̷̭͂͌.

Thank You.

Sincerely,

An Aspiring Necromancer

HOW MUCH IS TOO MUCH?

**HEY, KID! YEAH. YOU. WITH THE EYES AND FUNCTIONING ORGANS. KEEP LOOKIN', I GOT A WICKED OFFER FOR YA.

YOU LIKE POWER? COURS' YA DO, WHY ELSE WOULD YOU BE HERE? NOW Who needs massive hulking Mutts, neigh-immortal dragons, beings beyond rational comprehension, and Giant Fuckin TREES ? BIG MONSTERS ARE FOR SQUARES

YOU KNOW WHAT YOU NEED?

I THIN LAYER OF MEATY FLESH, NOT EVEN A LOT OF IT

WITH JUST TWO PILES OF MEAT, YOU, YOURSELF CAN GROW YOUR VERY OWN ARMY OF GIBBERING SHAMBLERS! ALL THEY NEED IS A LITTLE TIME AND TLC AND THEY'LL SAP THE LIFE OUTTA THE WHOLE PLANE IF YOU GIVEM' ENOUGH TIME!

Now us necromancers are trained in the arts of mental intrusion so your fears of red mana and Puritans attempting to ruin our way of life are Well known...

BUT THEY TOO WILL BE CRUSHED UNDER THE TIDE OF YOUR UNDYING MEAT !

UNYIELDING MANA GENERATION, UNRELENTING ZOMBIE GROWTH, AND FLEXIBILITY THAT A SKELETON WOULD BE JEALOUS OF!

All you need to do.. is thumbprint here.. with your blood.

Actually imma just need that thumb... yeah the whole thumb... why the thum-what are you dense? you're a what? A damn human that's what, and know what humans need? Thumbs . I don't need your money, i Just need your so-Thumb, I need your thumb, also sell thumbs. What. they make good 2/2 zombie tokens.