Poaching toys (Dead Man's Chest) BO1

As the title suggests we are looking to steal everything that's not nailed down. If it is nailed down, then we burn it. Because only we are allowed nice things.

This deck is built around the card Dead Man's Chest. I saw this little beauty and thought, my my why is no one using this in standard!? Then I remembered, most people aren't stupid. We put this puppy on a creature (ours if necessary when facing control), and when it dies gain some pseudo card draw. Simple yet effective.

The above deck uses cards from the "I'll save that for later" section to remove threats, which we will promptly reanimate later.

The "Meat shields" are aptly named mainly to buy time and do fun stuff messing with the opponent and their hand, graveyard & permanents.

Finally, we get to the "Give me your toys" section. The name speaks for itself. We are trying to make magic not fun, and a completely miserable experience for our opponents. If they do not concede before you kill them, then you have done a poor job.

Weaknesses:
This is a janky deck, so basically everything in the meta.