Sidisi's Non-Deterministic Zombie Horde (EDH / Commander) [Revision 9]

Sidisi deck focused on a combo with Undead Alchemist + Altar of the Brood, a silly non-deterministic combo that is meta-dependent. If you are in a creature heavy (and OG Eldrazi Titan-less) meta, then this combo will usually result in decking your opponents. If Syr Konrad, the Grim is on the field when the combo begins, then you can usually kill your opponents with damage. Having a sacrifice outlet in play will assist with this.

As a backup, I run the Mesmeric Orb + Kiora's Follower + Fatestitcher (or any two creatures that can tap to untap themselves). This combo allows you to mill your entire library until you hit Kozilek, Butcher of Truth, which then shuffles everything back. With Sidisi on the battlefield, that creates infinite zombies. Hopefully you can pull Craterhoof Behemoth from your graveyard and then swing at least 3 creatures at your opponents for the kill.

3/31/20: Dumped original decklist online and realized I was 7 cards under 100. Also realized I was light on removal, and had moved away from the original aristocrat strategy. Identified 12 cards that could easily be dropped.

4/1/20: Resolved a Grimgrin, Corpse-Born for the first time. I was pleasantly surprised at how quickly the game became "remove that zombie before he blows up my commander", which was pretty fun. He's staying in the deck. I have also decided to abandon the Lab Man/Oracle combo entirely. Revisited lands.

5/2/20: Flash is banned, so I'm considering if Protean Hulk would be fun once its price comes down. I wonder if there is a way using Trinket Mage or Tribune Mage as well as Dimir Doppelganger to net enough triggers of Hulk and assemble the non-deterministic combo.

7/29/20: Mesmeric Orb reprint incoming. Time to polish the list and take the plunge. Should I include Crashing Drawbridge to provide haste for infinite zombies?