Beach Blanket Blammo (Modern)

Alternative Title: Summer Wars

Inspired by the theme deck featured in Inquest Magazine Issue 64 (65), August 2000

Original Decklist: An ambitious five-colored creature-heavy collection made up of twelve different beautiful women, twelve beautiful men, and two crustaceans. I say ambitious because the deck expected you to play with sets of the original dual lands to summon these supermodels with no apparent synergy (except maybe damage prevention?). Wasn't this supposed to be about looking good while kicking ass?

This Decklist: A theme deck about supermodels set on the beach, posing for your favorite magazine's swimsuit issue? Sounds like an Enchantress deck in the making. While most of the creatures aren't scantily-clad in this iteration, they do have pretty dreamy faces.

With White (ie. the Sun) as your main color, get these enchanting models out on the dunes for cheap and consistent damage. Karametra and Crovax would later join the party to soak up devotion and inspire their fellow beachgoers, while leaving your rivals blinded by the light.

If you can manage, add some more control spells to protect your setup from outside elements (Blood Sun, for example, adds to the theme)