Ardenn's Sketchy Attacking (EDH / Commander)

A janky "group slug"/donate deck build around one of the all-time coolest cards in Magic, Assault Suit.

Use Ardenn to move it and other equipment and auras around the battlefield, even onto your opponents' creatures, or suit up such curious characters as:

• Hellcarver Demon, who can surely only be described as a "group hug" card - who wouldn't want six free spells?
• Anje's Ravager, because this deck really should have some cards which explicitly say "madness" on them.
• Ebonblade Reaper, one of the deadliest 1/1s
• Master of Cruelties, the true "highlander" of Elder Dragon Highlands.
• Rakdos the Defiler, the "crazy man" of Magic.
• Hasran Ogress, who at time of writing is featured in "0% of 465770 decks" on EDHRed.
• Blim, Comedic Genius, who enjoys the comedy of giving bad things to your opponents; give him to your opponents, and then see who's laughing!

As a backup plan, we also have plenty of goad and pillowfort, so hope to buy time to get some wacky creatures out or just force people to slug at each other. It's far more boring, but Ardenn does always have the fallback of shifting all your swords onto himself and swinging for commander damage.

This deck has some unusual and slightly fiddly interactions.

Note that all of the Swords have their own abilities rather than granting them to creatures, so will trigger even if you equip them to opponents' stuff (but H&H blocks Ardenn, so you can't then equip additional things with him).

Also read Assault Suit carefully; it won't give you control of opponents' things, but will let you give them to other opponents.

Be wary that you don't give Rakdos the suit and a goad enchantment all in one go on your turn, or you'll have to attack with him. The deck includes some ways to tap down your own creatures to prevent this - on the next upkeep, he will be on someone else's board and ready for business!

Ardenn can attach auras to players, too! This isn't an Ardenn Curses build (though that would be cool!) but you can use it to move Curse of Opulence around if that would be useful. We also use Curse of Disturbance to generate some more bodies and chump blockers.